The White House Hash House Harriers
A drinking club with a running problem
Hares and Trails and Dates and Stuff
So you want to set trail for the White House Kennel??
- You'll need to understand our Trail Customs and Traditions
- Avoid ruthless ridicule and down-downs: use WH4 Trail Marks.
- Where was that great trail or oNoNoN that what's-her-tits set? Check out the 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, 2004, 2003, 2002, 2001, or 2000 list of trails and hares
- Check for an open date below and email your twisted thoughts to One Tit Only.
Upcoming WH4 Hashes
# Date Hares Start On-After Links 1418 Sun, Feb 12, 3:00 PM Fakers Dozen, Read Btwn the Slime, Eat Your Veggies, Little Spermaid Total Wine, Alexandria Va Alley Cat 1419 Sun, Feb 19, 3:00 PM Alpha hare or two… just Brent as volunteer tbd tbd 1420 Sun, Feb 26, 3:00 PM Hope for the Breast, Meat the Parents, Just Julie tbd tbd 1421 Sun, Mar 04, 3:00 PM tbd tbd 1422 Sun, Mar 11, 3:00 PM tbd tbd 1423 Sun, Mar 18, 3:00 PM tbd tbd 1424 Sun, Mar 25, 3:00 PM Shamrock Your Cock tbd tbd 1425 Sun, Apr 01, 3:00 PM I Manual Cunt, Survival of the Spittest, Harem Scarem tbd tbd 1426 Sun, Apr 08, 3:00 PM tbd tbd 1427 Sun, Apr 15, 3:00 PM tbd tbd 1428 Sun, Apr 22, 3:00 PM tbd tbd Past WH4 Hashes
# Date Hares Start On-After Links 1417 Sun, Feb 05, 3:00 PM And How's Her Bush near Crystal City Metro Clark Street Grill 1416 Sun, Jan 29, 3:00 PM Incoming MM trail White House lawn Chadwick's 1415 Sun, Jan 29, 11:00 AM Hangover/Recovery Trail Spinal Tap's Spinal Tap's 1414 Sun, Jan 22, 3:00 PM Outgoing MM trail Union Station Metro Union Pub 1413 Sun, Jan 15, 3:00 PM Ginger Snatch, One Hitter, Chippen Failz, Compost Pile West Falls Church Metro Clare and Don's 1412 Sun, Jan 08, 3:00 PM I Manual C*nt, Under 25 to Ride, Survival of the Spittest Glenmont Metro Legends 1411 Sun, Jan 01, 3:00 PM 3-Holer, Tour duh Whore & mystery hare Van Dorn Metro, Alexandria, VA Tour duh Whore's place 1410 Sun, Dec 25, 11:00 AM Jefe Lengua, 8-balls Crystal City behind Freddie's Freddie's 1409 Sun, Dec 18, 1:00 PM JackOff Lantern, Bad Ditch, Load Packer, Dildo Shaggins Arlington Am Legion Arlington Am Legion 1408 Sun, Dec 11, 3:00 PM JackOff Lantern, Dyke Tyson, Senor Doucheberg Shirlington Bungalow Billiards 1407 Sun, Dec 04, 3:00 PM Jefe Lengua and 2 mystery hares Foggy Bottom Metro Continental Pool Lounge 1406 Sun, Nov 27, 3:00 PM PTA, Chocolate Squirrel Mount Vernon Plaza Chevy's 1405 Sun, Nov 20, 3:00 PM Dungeons and Drag Queens, 3 Holer Franconia Rd Alexandria The Bungalow 1404 Sun, Nov 13, 3:00 PM Eat My Twat Rockville Metro Hooters 1403 Sun, Nov 06, 3:00 PM The Sexorcist and her Ginger P*ssy Posse: Uno, Dos, Tres; Red, White, and Blow Me; and AC/DP SEU Metro 1400 Sat, Nov 05, 3:00 PM Holy Tit! Van Dorn-ish Picket Street 1399.2 Sun, Oct 30, 3:00 PM Cock-a-Doodle-Do Me, Cock Soup, Cock Your Suck I Will, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Shamrock Your Cock and All The Way In Courthouse Metro Rhodeside Grill 1399.1 Sun, Oct 23, 3:00 PM 3 Holer, Sloppy Jalopy, Shamrock Your Cock, Wreath Around Trader Joe's, Springfield Plaza SC Kates Irish Pub pics trash announce 1399 Sun, Oct 16, 3:00 PM Read Between the Slime, Fakers Dozen, Survival of the Spittest, Just Diana, Just Christa, Thank You Come Again Springfield, Port Royal Rd Kilroy's 1398 Sun, Oct 09, 3:00 PM Shits Fired Shits Fired, Bored of Erections Ballston First Down 1397 Sun, Oct 02, 10:00 AM Back Snatch, One Tit Only, Just Craig Capitol Skyline Hotel Freddie's 1396 Sun, Sep 25, 3:00 PM Sluts on the Hill, One Hitter Quitter, Jefe Lengua, and Deathly Swallows Silver Spring Piratz Tavern 1395 Sun, Sep 18, 3:00 PM Bored of Erections, Close Your Eyes and Hope for the Breast Rosslyn Fireworks Pizza 1394 Sun, Sep 11, 3:00 PM GayRod, Duck Job McLean Joe's Burgers 1393 Mon, Sep 05, 3:00 PM ONe tit ONly, Jabba the C*nt, Bored of Erections & Just Karen Woodley Park Metro station Nanny O'Briens 1392 Sun, Sep 04, 3:00 PM Ginger Snatch, False Advertising, And Hows Her Bush, Pimp of Sarajevo National Arboretum Rec Center H Street Country Club 1391 Mon, Aug 29, 6:30 PM One Hitter, Pulp Friction, and Sluts on the Hill Deanwood Metro station Trusty's 1390 Mon, Aug 22, 6:30 PM Math Sucks Let's Fuck!, Eat My Twat, Foreign SexChange, Wreath Around Bethesda/Friendship Hgts Union Jacks 1389 Sun, Aug 21, 2:45 PM Louisville Sucker, Red White and Blow Me, Blows a Tranny, Preparation O Union Station Hill Country 1388 Mon, Aug 15, 6:30 PM Please Step Away, Chip n Fails, Silver Spooge, mystery hare Huntington Metro station Pilars Restaurant 1387 Mon, Aug 08, 6:30 PM I Manual Cunt, Survival of the Spittest, Swing Cycle Van Dorn Shooter McGees 1386 Mon, Aug 01, 6:30 PM Three Holer, Louisville Sucker Seaton Park Pizza Paradiso 1385 Mon, Jul 25, 6:30 PM Blows a Tranny, Compost Pile, Twinkle Union Station Kelley's Irish Times 1384 Sun, Jul 24, 10:00 AM Wreath Around, Snatch to the Future Goldenrock Recovery Goldenrock cg 1383 Sat, Jul 23, 11:59 PM One Tit Only, Dildo Shaggins, Slutty Charms Goldenrock Midnight Goldenrock cg 1382 Sat, Jul 23, 10:00 AM Jack Off Lantern, Bad Ditch, Load Packer Goldenrock - Sat trail Goldenrock cg 1381 Fri, Jul 22, 9:00 PM Louisville Sucker, Three Holer Goldenrock Pub Crawl Goldenrock cg 1380 Fri, Jul 22, 6:00 PM WhatIDototheDog?, One Hitter No Quitter, Pussy Tits and Ass Goldenrock Fri Trail Goldenrock cg 1379 Mon, Jul 18, 6:30 PM Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack, Manniple Lickter, Slutty Charms Brookland - CUA metro Col Brooks Tavern 1378 Mon, Jul 11, 6:30 PM JackOff Lantern, Blows a Tranny, Read Between the Slime, Just Dayna Eisenhower Ave metro San Antonio Bar and Grill 1377 Mon, Jul 04, 3:00 PM Jefe Lengua East Falls Church metro Ireland's Four Provinces 1376 Sun, Jul 03, 3:00 PM Louisville Sucker College Park Pool Party 1375 Mon, Jun 27, 6:30 PM Ginger Snatch, Pulp Friction, I Manual Cunt, False Advertising, Just Jeff Eastern Market Banana Café 1374 Mon, Jun 20, 6:30 PM Mellow Foreskin Cheese and… Arlington Mellow's 1373 Mon, Jun 13, 6:30 PM Haystack, Math Sucks Lets Fuck, Read Between the Slime, Just Rachael, Just MaryBeth Eastern Market metro Molly Malone's 1372 Mon, Jun 06, 3:00 PM Wreath Around, Fat Boy Slim, One Hitter, 3 Holer Dupont Circle TBA 1371 Tue, May 31, 3:00 PM SHIT trail - WH4 Invasion McLean, VA The Pub 1370 Mon, May 30, 3:00 PM Bad Ditch, Load Packer, JackOff Lantern, Shamrock Arlington/Carlin Springs Bad Ditch's 1369 Sun, May 29, 3:00 PM One Tit Only, Back Snatch, Haystack, Read Between the Slime Rosslyn, 19th and N Lynn Continental 1368 Sun, May 22, 3:00 PM Senor Doucheberg, Dyke Tyson Dyke Tyson's Casa de Dtyson 1367 Sun, May 15, 3:00 PM Pro Boner, Pro Boner, Pro Boner, Dr. Boner, Toner Boner Foggy Bottom The Meeting Place 1366 Sun, May 08, 3:00 PM Jefe Lengua, Pulp Friction, Just Kes, Just Carolyn Tenleytown Café Ole 1365 Sun, May 01, 3:00 PM Dildo Shaggins, Slutty Charms, Put It Out, Just Eric Forest Glen Quarry House Tavern 1364 Sun, Apr 24, 3:00 PM Dungeons and Drag Queens, Patent Pounding, And Hows Her Bush Dun Loring And How's Her Bush's 1363 Sun, Apr 24, 12:09 PM HbH3 Joint trail - Custer, Fat Boy Slim, Bad Dog Vienna Trail 1364 1362 Sun, Apr 17, 3:00 PM Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack Crystal City Freddies 1361 Sun, Apr 10, 3:00 PM Safe Word, Everything Butt, Aunt Vagina's Maple Syrup, Just Wil Braddock Rd metro Rustico 1360 Sun, Apr 03, 3:00 PM JackOff Lantern, One Hitter, Rotten Whore, Just Gretchen SEU/Waterfront Metro area Cantina Marina 1359 Sun, Mar 27, 3:00 PM Semen on the Pew, Pimp of Sarajevo, Blows a Tranny L'Enfant Square Wah Sing 1358 Fri, Mar 25, 3:00 PM Full Moon Trail sponsored by White House Arlington, VA Quarterdeck 1357 Sun, Mar 20, 3:00 PM Ginger Snatch, Queerly I'm Str8, Pimp Daddy, AHHB, Shamrock East Falls Church metro Clare n Dons 1356 Sun, Mar 13, 3:00 PM Bad Ditch, Duck Duck Bush, Toner Boner Clarendon Metro American Legion 1355 Sun, Mar 06, 3:00 PM Jefe Lengua, Senor Doucheburg, NN Keith West Falls Church Metro Irelands Four P's 1354 Sun, Feb 27, 3:00 PM Patent Pounding and Fat Boy Slim Huntington Metro Pilar's Restaurant 1353 Sun, Feb 20, 3:00 PM Back Snatch, Just Brendan, Mellow Foreskin Cheese Brookland - CUA Metro San Antonio Bar and Grill 1352 Sun, Feb 13, 3:00 PM One Tit Only and her P*ssy Harem G-town by Key Bridge Good Guys 1351 Sun, Feb 06, 3:00 PM JackOff Lantern, Ginger Snatch, Flounder Pounder King Street Metro Old Town American Legion 1350 Sun, Jan 30, 3:00 PM InCumming MisManagement "The White House" Capitol City Brewing Co. 1349 Sun, Jan 30, 11:00 AM 8th Annual Hangover Classic 4101 David Lane, Alexandria, VA 22311 OnOn to Trail #1350 1348 Sat, Jan 29, 8:00 PM Holiday Party Sobe Bar Sobe Bar 1347 Sun, Jan 23, 3:00 PM Outgoing MisMgmt: Put It Out, Flounder Pounder, Sloppy Jalopy & WhadJaDoToTheDawg Fort Reno Park, near Tenleytown Metro in DC The Malt Shop: 4615 Wisconsin Avenue 1346 Sun, Jan 16, 3:00 PM Running Bare, SNOT & AHHB [ 6400-6499 ] Cherokee Court, Alexandria, VA Kilroys… or? 1345 Sun, Jan 09, 3:00 PM Ginger Snatch, D&DQ, Just Molly, You Goat Girl & Chippen Failz Eastern Market Metro Molly Malone's: 713 8th Street, SE 1344 Sun, Jan 02, 3:00 PM Gay Rod, Thong Butt Not Forgotten + a dog 7001 Little River Turnpike (GM Regional Library) Cue Club Café: 7014 Columbia Pike 1343 Sun, Dec 26, 3:00 PM "Because He Has an Itch": Private Snowball Wheaton Metro, Wheaton, MD The Royal Mile Pub