The White House Hash House Harriers
A drinking club with a running problem
What's new with the White House
H3?
Meet the White House Hashers,
Brew
Crew, and MisManagement!
Attention
hares! Your White House Hare Razor needs your help! Avoid some
old-fashioned crass plucking by signing up to hare today! Check the hareline and
(get in) touch (with) the Hare Razor
to get
your date.
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offerings to wh4
MisManagement.
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Our Website is Getting Hacked!
Wankers, you
may have noticed that our website has been down recently. We are getting
hacked every few days with some Trojan virus. If you are asked to download something in order to view the page, DON"T do it! We will be fixing this problem by switching our webhosting site, but that won't happen until next week. Until then, we are checking this site everyday to remove the virus and keep the site up and running. We will also send out trail announcements via the White House mail list (sign up below if you haven't already).
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"Going Green"
White House H3 would like to remind you all that we are an environmentally friendly hash. As such, we'd like to encourage everyone to bring your own reusable mugs to the hash. This especially goes for those of you who have 25 run mugs. You have no excuse. We plan to give you the proper motivation to bring a mug by refusing to give out cups before the opening circle. We'll tell the brew crew to pour a little foam from the kegs into your cupped hands, but without a mug, you'll have to wait for the beer check to get a beer in a container. We will soon be offering mugs for sale at a very reasonable price, just in case you forget your own. And, to help you remember how this works, our esteemed songmeister wrote a little ditty for you to sing along with.
I'M YOUR MAILMAN?>
Melody - Blackbird, Bye Bye
I can cum round your way,
I can come twice a day,
I'm your mailman.
Lift the knocker, ring the bell,
I can make you feel real swell,
I'm your mailman.
I can come in any kind of weather,
Don't you know my bags are made of leather?
I don't mess with keys or locks,
I'll just slip it in your box,
I'm your mailman.
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