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What's new with the White House H3?
Meet the White House Hashers, Brew Crew, and MisManagement!

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2008 WH4 Camping Trip: JamWHoree
Mark your calendars for the last weekend in July (25-27)! WH4 will once again be communing with nature and each other as we descend upon our most-favored riverside campground to enjoy beer, tubing, four trails, beer, food, giveaways, beer, singing, music, and beer.

For more information check here

DC Hash Directory updates
Send updates for the newly revised White House/Mount Vernon/Everyday is Wednesday/S.H.I.T hash directory being maintained by $50 Bitch.

"Going Green"

White House H3 would like to remind you all that we are an environmentally friendly hash. As such, we'd like to encourage everyone to bring your own reusable mugs to the hash. This especially goes for those of you who have 25 run mugs. You have no excuse. We plan to give you the proper motivation to bring a mug by refusing to give out cups before the opening circle. We'll tell the brew crew to pour a little foam from the kegs into your cupped hands, but without a mug, you'll have to wait for the beer check to get a beer in a container. We will soon be offering mugs for sale at a very reasonable price, just in case you forget your own. And, to help you remember how this works, our esteemed songmeister wrote a little ditty for you to sing along with.

(To the tune of "Row Row Row Your Boat")
Bring bring bring your mug to the next week's hash
Or you aint gettin no fucking beer, unless you bring more cash...

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Last update: 04/19/08

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