The White House Hash House Harriers
A drinking club with a running problem
What's new with the White House
H3?
Meet the White House Hashers,
Brew
Crew, and MisManagement!
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WH4 Summer Camping Trip
After
much cajoling, hemming, hawing, negotiating and complaining, WH4 is proud to
make our 2009 camping trip officially official! Please mark your
calendars for July 24-26 and your maps for Goldenrock
campground in Bentonville,
Va. (The same place we've been the last few years.)
This year's theme is Tappa Tappa Keg -- WH4 Frat
Party! So guys, pop those collars and start practicing your
best douchebaggery. Girls, buy some giant sunglasses and get ready to
yell "WOOOOO!"
New
for this year's campout is a HOT BREAKFAST on Saturday
morning. Mmm. Burritos. Just detour your walk of
shame over to the food tent to get yours.
Note: You must PRE-REGISTER for this event. Due to ABC laws, we can not accept walk-up registrations. We are getting close to our cap of 150 persons, so don't delay, sign up NOW! Register Here! Just download the pdf file, print it, and either bring it to the next WH4 hash, or mail it in. Or, you can register online and pay by credit card. Just follow this link (fees may apply)
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"Going Green"
White House H3 would like to remind you all that we are an environmentally friendly hash. As such, we'd like to encourage everyone to bring your own reusable mugs to the hash. This especially goes for those of you who have 25 run mugs. You have no excuse. We plan to give you the proper motivation to bring a mug by refusing to give out cups before the opening circle. We'll tell the brew crew to pour a little foam from the kegs into your cupped hands, but without a mug, you'll have to wait for the beer check to get a beer in a container. We will soon be offering mugs for sale at a very reasonable price, just in case you forget your own. And, to help you remember how this works, our esteemed songmeister wrote a little ditty for you to sing along with.
I'M YOUR MAILMAN?>
Melody - Blackbird, Bye Bye
I can cum round your way,
I can come twice a day,
I'm your mailman.
Lift the knocker, ring the bell,
I can make you feel real swell,
I'm your mailman.
I can come in any kind of weather,
Don't you know my bags are made of leather?
I don't mess with keys or locks,
I'll just slip it in your box,
I'm your mailman.
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Last update: 12/02/08