#1265, August 24, 2009

Hares: 3Holer, Bob Loblaw, Knee Deep, Louisville Sucker
Virgins: Just Katelyn
Visitors: Sweetness - Tbilisi, Georgia, Snake Charmer - Bonn, Germany, The Banker Bitch - Sin City H3, Red Snapper - Tbilisi, Georgia, Exposed Inner Thigh - Tbilisi, Georgia, Borat - Madrid, Withdrew Early - Tbilisi, Georgia
Beer Bitch: Just Tim

Once again, WH4 ventured south to run a trail starting at Franconia-Springfield station. Ordinarily, a trail that far south of our nations capital might not draw much of a crowd, but apparently we were far enough south to draw half of our pack from Georgia. Wait a minute. I'm just being informed that this is not the state of Georgia, but the country. Wow, we were really far from civilization. The pack gathered to celebrate the imminent departure of one of our RA's, Jefe Lengua. It seems that Jefe won himself an all-expense paid trip to spend a whole year in Korea! Without his wife! Dude, I'd have gone for the new car. Sorry about your luck on that one. Anyway, the hares broke promises early by using 4 hares to pre-lay their 3-hare live trail. Never trust the hares to tell you the truth. Never trust a big butt and a smile, either, I'm told. Anyway, the pack engaged in some ridiculous behavior, and you should be reminded of it. You know what they say about learning from the past. On On to violations.

Violations:
The Banker Bitch - Overachieving by running (and winning) the walker's trail.
Jefe Lengua - Going to Korea so he'll feel a bit taller.
3 Holer - Got really excited about a fireman's pole.
Ocean Spray - Suggested that guy on guy on guy was better than guy on guy on dog. What kind of porn have you been watching?
Just Jamie - Fantasized at the on in about showing off her 13" black cock.
Wednesday - Overheard explaining that blowing on the head didn't make it go down. Yeah, that's not how they operate.
Tranny in Training - Enjoyed the cookies at the on in so much that he said he should offer his gratitude with jizz in the ear of whoever brought them.

Hash Shit:
Jefe Lengua had it, and we gave it to Bob Loblaw for starting and immediately breaking the tradition of icing someone with the commode found on trail.

And then, we named Just Nick. He apparently didn't want to see any tits, because every time there was an opportunity to ask, he did not, and every time there was an opportunity to see, he couldn't be bothered to look. Just Nick's favorite cereal is Lucky Charms, he prefers sheep, and he wants to use a mirror to see himself taking a girl from behind. Did I forget to mention that after a night of hard drinking, Just Nick tends awake to find himself in a puddle of his own piss? Yeah. He does. So we offered the following suggestions.

Piss N Boots
Baby Shower
I don't like Tits
Piss N Wake Up
Not in the Face
IP My Dress
Mirror Man

But we named him...Urine Idiot.

That's all the news that's fit to print. So, until the next time I'm inclined to waste an afternoon at work by writing the trash.

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