The White House Hash House Harriers
A drinking club with a running problem
Hash #1246
Hash #1246 -- May 17, 2009 3:00 pm
Location: Thirsty Bernie's Parking Lot, Arlington, VA
Hares: Underground Railroad, Monday Sticky Monday, Roof Rack, and Twatsssupp (aka Just Liz, but more on that later)
Visitors: Road Kill (Kalahari HHH) and Just Suze (Everyday is Wednesday)
Virgins: Ain't no virgins in these here parts, sluts, and playas all around
Long time no seers: a lot, insert yourself here!
Beer Bitch: Dyke Tyson
On After: Cowboy Cafe, giddy up
When a trail promises to be short, flat, and dry expect the worst! As in 4 miles to the beer check and 1 mile to the OnIn. Apart from that, the trail did not lie: hashers crossed streams, fought jungles of poison ivy, and trudged up endless hills only to hike up yet another hill. The only salvation was a shot check with no alcohol and a beer check with O'Doals. Awe -wait for it- some!!
Now on to the best part of the trail, CIRCLE and VIOLATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChipNFails: roofied Cock Your Suck I Will and he still couldn't get any! Zing!
Blow up Dalai Nada: Got T-rashed in NYC, woke up chained to a bed (not that kind of bed, a hospital bed), asked if he was arrested, was told no, promptly asked to be un-cuffed (only after receiving a little special treatment), and busted out of there!
Assfault: was cold at the start of the hash so he went into CVS to buy a jacket and a mangina.
Turtle Dick: hid in a dark hole and offered harriets his penis, I mean his hand, and still couldn't get any grabbers, I mean takers.
Underground Railroad and Monday Sticky Monday: they had a bossiness contest and UR won since she told Monday to wear pants that day. [Ed. note: if your girlfriend orders you to wear pants, who really wears the pants?]
Road Kill: Is back from Africa for two weeks, so he can finally have sex AIDS-free (mostly).
Chicken Phucker: is trying to add some pre-wedding spice with role playing, so he shaved his head
Sloppy Jalopy: Wanted to test out a Hash O Limp D!ck challenge, so she tried to take of Breast in Show's shirt with her teeth, too bad the fabric caught on the silicone.Location: Thirsty Bernie's Parking Lot, Arlington, VA
Hares: Underground Railroad, Monday Sticky Monday, Roof Rack, and Twatsssupp (aka Just Liz, but more on that later)
Visitors: Road Kill (Kalahari HHH) and Just Suze (Everyday is Wednesday)
Virgins: Ain't no virgins in these here parts, sluts, and playas all around
Long time no seers: a lot, insert yourself here!
Beer Bitch: Dyke Tyson
On After: Cowboy Cafe, giddy up
When a trail promises to be short, flat, and dry expect the worst! As in 4 miles to the beer check and 1 mile to the OnIn. Apart from that, the trail did not lie: hashers crossed streams, fought jungles of poison ivy, and trudged up endless hills only to hike up yet another hill. The only salvation was a shot check with no alcohol and a beer check with O'Doals. Awe -wait for it- some!!
Now on to the best part of the trail, CIRCLE and VIOLATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChipNFails: roofied Cock Your Suck I Will and he still couldn't get any! Zing!
Blow up Dalai Nada: Got T-rashed in NYC, woke up chained to a bed (not that kind of bed, a hospital bed), asked if he was arrested, was told no, promptly asked to be un-cuffed (only after receiving a little special treatment), and busted out of there!
Assfault: was cold at the start of the hash so he went into CVS to buy a jacket and a mangina.
Turtle Dick: hid in a dark hole and offered harriets his penis, I mean his hand, and still couldn't get any grabbers, I mean takers.
Underground Railroad and Monday Sticky Monday: they had a bossiness contest and UR won since she told Monday to wear pants that day. [Ed. note: if your girlfriend orders you to wear pants, who really wears the pants?]
Road Kill: Is back from Africa for two weeks, so he can finally have sex AIDS-free (mostly).
Chicken Phucker: is trying to add some pre-wedding spice with role playing, so he shaved his head
BlowsATranny: Almost died on trail, for real yo, when a typical NOVA driver mistook him for a real tranny and sped up to detour that kind of behavior.
All Racists: everyone who had a timing chip or race shirt on and double violation since Black history month already past.
Roof Rack: She actually asked ChipNFails for advice on sexual positions. Today was rather cold, Hell must be freezing over!!
I Manual Cunt: was overheard discussing family values on trail. True story, that still won't help you find your Daddy.
Road Kill and Breast In Show: they had a tit-off in circle and Cocky won!!! (Like golf, the smallest score wins.)
CheeseWhiz: had rough sex on trail and Poodle Fucked was no where to be found!
TwaaaatsUp: hid all the porn in the house before her Mom visited. Times have changed -- maybe she wanted to see your Dad's latest "acting" job.
Cock A Doodle Do Me: had 3 guys' junk in her trunk. Fortunately, she's had practice with that
Hash Sh!t:
Was: Blah Blah Blah had it because he couldn't remember the names of the uber hot harriets he had in each arm, sorry Knee Deep Pussy High (at least he knows your name)
Nominations:
Squeaky and Red White and Blow Me: helped Blahx3 remember names by "borrowing" his sweatshirt
Blow Up Dalai Nada: some story about getting drunk and maybe arrested and maybe waking up in some random bed and maybe trying to run away from a doctor who only tried to give him a prostrate exam. Use your imagination kids, the dots are there to connect.
Underground Railroad: fashion police alert. She suggested proper attire when trying to pick up someone during a protest, I mean race.
I Manual Cunt: Since he refrained from vomiting, was this a real hash? The decision is yours!
And the winner, back by poopular demand I give you: BLOW UP DALAI NADA
Now for the NAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here we have Just Liz, she's been hashing for a while so it's time to rename her with her latest hash name. She works at Georgetown Hospital and phucks all the doctors, she went to Florida State (All hale the Seamen), she likes getting naked, and the oldies.
Nominations:
TwaaaaaaaaaatsUp
TwaaaaatsUp
and
TwaaatsUP
The winner: Twaaaaaaaats UP!!!!
OnOn to all kinds of crazy cowboy antics! Rope Em and Ride Em kids!!!
Cock A Doodle DO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!