#1225 Dec. 28, 2008

Hares: Test Tube Baby, Bang Her and Hash, Rear End Loader
Virgins: Just Steve
Visitors: Shitty Titty, Pissing Ditzy, Anal Fission, Totally Butch, Fucking Beep Beep
Beer Bitch: I don't remember (notice, it's not bold. I really don't remember.)

So, I've tried to get fired. I stopped doing my job months ago. Don't worry, I haven't stopped doing your mom, though. She's a dirty girl. But I digress. This was the anniversary of the naming of Bang Her and Hash. She and Test Tube Baby hosted a marathon of a hash, and rewarded all those who participated with good food and a great venue thereafter. I would like to tell you about the trail, but it would be difficult to do so. I was unfortunately late to the start, and found the trail very easy to solve. All of the checks were obvious. The beer check was a bit short, though. Everyone was in a hurry to leave by the time I got there. Regardless, the rumors were flying about the plentiful stupidity on trail. Let's see what that's all about, shall we?

Violations:
EZ Pass: Incest is best. She complained that she didn't get enough suction from dear old dad this Christmas.
Trojan: Excess masturbation. He managed to break a collar bone. Learn some technique, dude.
Dildo Shaggins: Showed up right at 3pm...PST (Private Snowball Time)
Private Snowball: Shameless self-promotion. Made an acronym out of his chronic tardiness.
Dry Dock: "Losing" the hash to Queerly I'm Straight
Hares: Racism. Ran the pack past 2 tracks on trail
Hares: Hashing in the ghetto is worth a safety third. Living in the ghetto is safety turd.
Queerly I'm Straight: DFL
Gay Guy Counter: Convincing Just Catherine to carry his bag on trail.
Just Catherine: Admitted to committing alcohol abuse at the beer check.

Hash Shit:
I Like Your Boobs brought the hash shit, which he won for choosing to sleep in his car rather than sleeping with Dildo Shaggins. Let's see who tried to take it from him.

I Like Your Boobs: Removing items from Hash Shit because they were a hindrance to his running. That's kinda the point.
Private Snowball: Fell in the bathtub and required 3 men to remove him.
Areola Borealis, Seaman On The Pew: Fighting at the hash. Both had black eyes.

And the winner is...I Like Your Boobs

Then, it was On On On to right where we were. That's right. We all stayed at Test Tube Baby's place to continue eating and drinking. Good times were had by all.

On On,
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