White House Hash House Harriers Run #1211
20 September 2008
Arlington, VA…. Errrr….. Palisades NW DC

Hares: $50 Bitch, Vomanitrix, Tough Woman In Green, and some other folks who never bothered to tell me their names…. maybe if they came more often I'd know who they were!
Visitors (Who hashed): Two Lips in The Bush – Tiblisi H3, AssFlac – 2nd City H3
Visitors (Who met us at the circle/bar): Chlorine Will Kill Everything – Tidewater H3, Narcolingus – Tidewater H3, Dirty Dog Dancing – Tidewater H3, Just Buzz – Corpus Christi H3
Virgins: Just Sarah (Just Stephanie made her cum,) Just Nate (Red, White, and Blow Me made him cum)
Long Time No Seers: The Hares, Ass Spelunker, Late Nite Drive Thru
Beer Bitch/RA: Cock A Doodle Do Me

Once again I find myself writing stuff down during the hash so you wankers can attempt to recall what you did and where you were! The hash found ourselves in beautiful Arlington Virginia, home to so many wonderful hash memories…. Wait sorry, we were SUPPOSED to hash there… but fate had our flexible and accommodating hares revamping their plans for the good of the hash! Thanks for the hard work Hares! Soooo.. we found ourselves in the beautiful Palisades of Washington, DC. After quite a head start for the live trail the pack set out after the hares. They did their best to keep us off their trail by not actually laying any flour for quite a distance before the first hash-mark was sighted! The pack wound its way through the high-priced housing of the area along the Potomac before cutting down to the Capital Crescent trail and finding our way up a rocky crag to the first beer check. At this point the runners set out to experience several back checks and other things that runners complain about on a trail, but ironically always set when they are hares! The walkers trudged through a scenic second half before returning to the start, which served as the second beer check. When the pack finally all got back together the GM announced the Circle/On-after would be taking place in Arlington at the Cowboy Café… this is where our Scribe would usually end and say something about your mom and giving cash equivalents for food and booze…. but we had a circle to attend to! We crowded into the back room at the Café, ordered our tacos and wings, pulled out cases of Beast, Pabst, and Strohs for down-downs and proceeded to reminisce on the stupid stuff we did on trail!

Violations:
Hares: No flour for the first 150 yards of the runners trail… thank god we watched you run away or we never would have found it.
Wee Willy Wanker: Found a Lamb-Chop doll on trail complete with attached cum-rag, and carried it to all the way to the end, only to leave it there.
Hares: Excessive conservation…. There is no flour shortage in the world… so use it liberally when laying trail…
Gerry Ass Tricks: was overheard stating that "you would need a straw to blow him"
Hares: Continued Conservation…. it doesn't apply to beer at the beer check either!
US Boobs and Oral Report: She apparently gave sexual favors to the hares for directions to avoid the long back check…. and still got lost!
Jefe Lengua: Poured out his beer at the end of the Beer Check! There are thirsty children in Africa (and hashers here in the states) that wish they had a few drops of beer!
Hares: Walker Hare Dildo got lost on trail with a map.
Follow The Bleeder: Excessive Celebration upon "winning" the beer check…. Penalty on the offense, 10 yards… 1 down-down.
Hares: For advertising a stroller friendly trail…. Yeah, if you have a helo-stroller or a Moon-rover!
Just Stephanie: Didn't educate her virgin on proper new shoe etiquette or how to do a down-down.
Obeastiologist: Trying to impress the ladies by pressing out creases in his running shorts…
Two Lips in the Bush: Racist… turned his IronMan Triatholon shirt inside out so no one would see it.
MicroSoft/Fuck'Em Dano: Didn't bother to check the website and went to the original start location.
Follow the Bleeder: after "winning" the beer check he also won the second half.
Two Lips in the Bush: Didn't bring his new hot wife to the hash!

Hash Shit:
Coin Operated received the hash-shit for bringing her pussies to the hash back a few weeks ago, in honor of that she added a little kitty toy (metal bell in plastic ball) to the hash shit. Her nomination was Wee Willy Wanker, who found a little doll/cumrag on trail and asked if he could add it to the Hash-Shit.

Other nominations included:
Coin Operated: who brought the hash shit to the on-after/circle but didn't actually run/walk the trail.
Red, White, and Blow Me: after letting the hash know she still needed to check a Marine off her "To-Do" list, she proceeded to bring a Seaman to the hash! (been there, done that!)
Titly Winks: The harriette who nominated Red, White, and Blow Me…. For thinking that blowing a Marine is some sort of challenge…. Come visit Eighth Street on Saturday night and see how easily this can be accomplished!

And the winner was….. TITLY WINKS!

Then we had another solemn occasion…. The naming of Just Stephanie!

Just Stephanie is in the Airforce where she works with teeth. She is originally from Hooker Heights, Texas where she attended Catholic school from K-12 (complete with plaid skirt), and then attended Baylor as a nursing student before dropping out to service, err serve her country. Her favorite teeth are the Canines and no male has ever accused her of using them. She once bounced back and forth between a pair of brothers (interpret at will) and one of them was pulled over while driving a car for 45 in a 75 zone.... due to her orally controlling his stick shift. In college she started a collection of fraternity shirts that she earned fair and square. Her favorite memorial in DC is the Thomas Jefferson Memorial because well.. she was caught by a security guard in flagrente.

Several suggestion arose from the hash including:

- Freedom of Sexpression
- TJ BJ
- We the PeeHole
- Oral Cavity
- Sorostitute
- Greek Whore-us
- Road Head Warrior
- Cuntinental Congress

However, when all was said and done the RA poured the golden nectar over the newly anointed: E-Z Pass!

Then we proceeded to drink more beer, eat more tacos and devour the wings that the hash purchased for us.

On-On to next weeks hash... better check the website before driving out!

Stunt Gay Guy,
-Taster's Choice