#1208 Chinatown/Metro Center September 1, 2008 - Best Trail EVER!!!

Hares: Gay Guy Counter, Jefe Lengua, Just Catherine
Brew Crew: Marco Homo, Please Step Away From The Whores
Beer Bitch: Just Stephanie
Virgins: I don't know who they were
Visitors: I don't know them either.
Analversaries: Sorry about that.
Long Time No Seers: Nope, didn't get those either.

First of all, I want to thank Oregon Grinder for scribing for me, as I was kind of busy haring the trail. Second, I want to say that it's no surprise she told me that the pack was saying it was the best trail ever. I don't mean to brag, but I'm the greatest. I should say we're the greatest. I had lots of help from my co-hares. We ran a federal-holiday appropriate trail past the White House, as well as other historic sites in Washington, DC. If you missed it, I'm sorry to say it's going to be hard to repeat such an awesome trail. I do feel like it's important to mention one thing. The directions clearly indicated that the start would be near the intersection of 11th and H St. NW. I even made sure you had directions. However, the same pack that often can't bring themselves to read marks on trail bitches pretty loudly when there aren't marks from the metro. Kinda inconsistent isn't it. Next time, I think I'll mark trail from the metro and give everybody a map to the beer check and finish, and see how that pans out. Enough of my bitching, though. Let's see what the pack did to embarrass themselves, shall we?

Just Sarah: Tried to commit suicide on trail. We made Red River Runs Through It drink from safety third for that one.
Jefe Lengua: Overcompensating by carrying biggest stick of chalk ever made.
Fire In The Hole: Happy fucking birthday!
Motormouth and Summer's Eve: Sex off trail when they were enjoying a quiet afternoon on the waterfront.
Hares: Calling the police to alert them about the end location prior to the trail.
Taster's Choice: Ran a 1/2 M*rathon yesterday.
No Child Left Behind: Brought a virgin with no stamina.
Queerly I'm Straight: New shoe(lace)s. Drink from them anyway.

Hash Shit:
Cock A Doodle Do Me was kind enough to bring the Hash Shit back. The following idiots deserved a chance to take it from her:

Summer's Eve
Rotten Whore
US Boobs And Oral Report
Cock A Doodle Do Me

But we gave it to Coin Operated for hoarding pussies.

Then it was on on to the Dubliner. They did a great job of taking our cash and giving us beer and food in return.

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Gay Guy Counter