#1207 Georgetown August 25, 2008 Brew Crew Trail

Hares: The Brew Crew (Yeah, all of them)
Brew Crew: Runs With Bulls, Marco Homo (I guess they didn't hare)
Beer Bitch: Just Air Spanker One
Virgins: Just Brendan, Just John, Just Emmit
Visitors: Nobody (That's not a hash name. Really, no one visited.)
Analversaries: Octopussy - 69
Long Time No Seers: Air Spanker One, Nasty When Wet, Bonnie Brewer, Marco Homo, IHOV, KY Belly, A Salt My Ass

This week, we were honored by our hardest workers, the brew crew. They hared a trail with lots of shot checks. Some of the rocket scientists in our midst were a little surprised that the shots were of...wait for it...you'll guess it in a minute...yeah...it was BEER! At least it was good beer, so I don't know why they were complaining. What can I say about the trail except that it was long and dry, and the air was hot. If it weren't for the copius amounts of beer, it would have been a miserable night. Thank God for the brew crew! Let's see what the pack did on trail.

Violations:
Beer Fairy: Had to hare to save $5 he could use for legal defense.
A Salt My Ass: Testing iPhone features. Apparently, it's not toilet-resistant.
Just Brendan: Wore his r*cist shirt inside-out. We knew all along.
KY Belly: Got to the beer check to ask "am I first?"
Blank Shot Up The Ass: Forgot how to run while on trail. That's a safety third!
No Child Left Behind: Abrasions on knees on trail, and nobody was bragging about it. Safety third!
Hares: Left a 200 yard dash between the beer van and the orange food. After such a long trail, that wasn't necessary.
Vagina Gallery: Poor performance for our virgins.
Bob Loblaw: Sexism. He sang "You're Stupid" to the Vagina Gallery. Sexism isn't safe. It's safety third.
Hares: Laid one phantom shot check where a "SN" was nowhere near a shot.

The Hash Shit was not present.

If we ever decide to name Just Emmitt, you might want to know that he partially severed his achilles tendon when he slammed the refrigerator door, and a wine bottle fell from the top and broke open. His leg was covered in red wine and blood.

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