#1205 August 11, 2008 Glenmont

Hares: And How's Her Bush, Fey Lay, Slowman, No Name Nyet
Brew Crew: RU-469, Stop The Erection
Beer Bitch: Just Jesus
Virgins: Just Noreen, Just Morgan
Visitors: Wang Chunks - Boston, Stretch Pussy - Boston, Cum Is Kosher - Boston, Amnesia - Homeless, Explodes On Impact - Memphis, we also seemed to have the DCH4 good will committee present. I didn't get all their names.
Analversaries: Presidential Nasty - 25

We arrived to another weekly engagement of the White House Hash, but this time we were in a strange and wonderous place. It's called Glenmont, and if you've never heard of it, I wouldn't be surprised. That's because Glenmont is such a remote destination that it's the kind of place where they draw serpents on the map because no one's ever been there and lived to return. I even saw a creature or two that I think science has yet to classify. The other wonder of Glenmont is that it is apparently unaffected by global warming. Nearing mid-August, we arrived to temperatures that were barely above freezing. I recommend we prepare for the oncoming ice age. I suggest you find someone to get close to so you can stay warm. Cute harriettes can apply here. Oh yeah, we still ran trail. That was nice. There were violations, too. Let's see about those.

Hares: A 45-minute head start isn't really live-haring a trail. The trail was yelling "I'm not dead yet." But the hares were insistent. "You'll be stone dead in a moment." they said.
Back Snatch and Presidential Nasty: In full view of I'd Tap That, these two took a scenic detour for a figurative and literal trip past home plate for a little sex on trail.
Fluffer No Butt Her: Given his attire, he was obviously confused. It's hashing time, not business time.
No Child Left Behind: Honorary down down for the training aid she gave to Et Tu Bootay. Sorry if you didn't see it.
Motormouth: Just as Fey Lay bent down to pick up a snack, he swooped in to grab...his MUG???
And How's Her Bush: Sent the pack along a set of railroad tracks on trail. Safety Turd!
Cum Is Kosher and Stretch Pussy: Came to a gate on trail, and didn't even try to open it, assuming that going around it was the only option.
Stop The Erection: Complained that brew crewing was just plain confusing when he had no need to pick up anything but I'd Tap That.
Cum Is Kosher: When the police drove by and everyone was getting rid of their beer, she quickly dumped a full mug of...wait for it...have you guessed it yet?....yes, it was WATER!

Hash Shit:
Dairy Queen Brought the Hash Shit to us after the WH4 camping trip. We began taking nominations to find out that No Child Left Behind clipped her car keys to the Hash Shit as a handy alternative to carrying them. Then we found out that she went r*cing last week, and puked post-race. That was apparently enough to encourage her to forego the Beer Mile, but we convinced her to run it. It's only appropriate that she consider running it with the Hash Shit.

Then we decided to name Just Yuliya. She didn't want to be named because she usually comes on Tuesday. Just Yuliya refused to kneel for the honor. She's been hashing for about a month, was brought to the hash by No Name Nyet, and is from the Ukraine. So we recommended the following names.

Breast In Show
Cums On Tuesday
Fuck Me Pumps
Won't Go Down
Gucci Coochie
Dos Peed Onya
Whinnie The Putin
Ukraine For Cock
Clifford The Big Red Party Member

Then, Motormouth got sick of the childish nature of the entire episode and put an end to it by pouring a drink on Just Yuliya's head. She was pissed. We all went to the bar. The end.

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