1181 EWH3 “Invasion” Hash
#1181 March 30, 2008 East Falls Church Metro

Hares: Shamrock Your Cock, Obeastiologist, Cum Dumpling, Blows A Tranny, Apollo Peed
Virgins: Just Phillip
Visitors: Knight Family and Lomax Family (Paris), Is It In Yet? (Phoenix), Return to Gender (Wisconsin), Flounder Balls (Oregon), and Putts Phucker (??)
Brew Crew: Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack and Small Wonder
Beer Bitch: Just Lauren
Analversaries: Oral Support (17 Runs with EWH3), Saskatchewsnatch (25 Run Mug with WH4), Pimp of Sarajevo (69 Run Shorts with EWH3), and drum roll please… For Sale Or Rent (500 Runs with WH4!!)
Long Time No Seers: Who? Exactly… cum more often.
OnOnOn: Clare N’ Don’s (no longer in Clarendon, not nearly as clever)

About the trail… Most subtle invasion ever… we never saw it comin’. Nor have we ever seen so many walkers! Was it the prom the night before? Or was it the inevitable tunnel running that the East Falls Church trails are known for? We also saw an inordinate number of youngsters on this trail, and it wasn’t just because EWH3 invaded… I don’t know how you hashers over in France do things, but WH4 is no place to bring your daughters!

Violations:
Shamrock My Cock: Phallic Rorschach violation… the rest of us saw a statue of a building; she saw a giant rocket about to go off. Been a while, has it?
Puts It Out: Ducked behind the bushes when his co-workers drove by… it’s like he’s ashamed of us or something.
Et Tu Buttay: Bragged about how she didn’t have to work on Monday so she was free to get her drink on… allow us to help you along.
Sir Jerks A Lot: Lost his mug… might want to wash that.
Rear Protein Injection: Violated himself… in public.
Cleopapsmear: Asked for a Rear Protein Injection in the circle… even though the bruises on her backside suggest that perhaps she already got one. (that’s right bitches… I just violated myself)


Hash Shit: No Show!! Who’s got it?


Time for a Naming!

Meet Just Josh… he’s the one who came ill-prepared and had to pilfer the lost and found bucket from the prom to avoid hyperthermia. Josh spent 6 years servicing, I mean serving, his country in the Army. He works in radiology, likes hittin’ it from behind, and almost got blown by a tranny once. Almost? Right.

At the mention of Pittsburgh, some hasher in the know asked if Josh has ever “eaten at The Dirty O”… turns out this is NOT a euphemism for tuckas lingus, it’s an actual dining establishment. It seems Josh has also spent some time trolling for tranny ass in various parking lots in Austin, leading us to believe that he’s be Porkin’ a Lot… but we were wrong.

Turns out Josh also enjoys the occasional golden shower, though Floral Sex claims she’s never obliged. This brought a slew of nominations, to include Cockwork Yellow, Sunny With a Chance of Showers, Peon Pierre, and I Pee Freely, among others… but none of these seemed to work for the crowd. Sometimes we here in the good ole US of A forget how lucky we are to have, not only, the right to be peed on if we so choose, but a military that is armed to defend our right to make that choice… and that’s why we here at WH4 are proud to name Just Josh our Defender of Peedom.

God Bless America…

Lessons Learned:
-It’s good to be an American. And a gansta’…


On On,
Cleopapsmear