1118 Glenmont 3/25/07
HASH #1118: Glenmont Metro, Wheaton (Silver Spring), MD 20906
(Hey!! At least it's "Metro Accessible"!!)
DATE: Sunday, March 25th, 2007 - 3:00 p.m.
HARES: And How's Her Bush & Bavarian Bush
VISITORS: Brother Lover- San Juan, Return to Gender- Wisconsin, and Just Robert- Cameroon.
VIRGINS: Slutalicious and Just How Is Her Bush
BEER BITCH: Just Jason
BREW CREW: Hungry Hungry Homo, Yellow Submarinee
Between the warm Spring day, the opportunity to drink many beers for only $5, and the chance to see if you really are hung like a horse, the hashers were ready for an exciting trail. Unfortunately, I have to walk right now thanks to a knee injury and everyone decided to keep the details of trail secret so I'll leave the excitement of the trail to your imagination. Not unlike bragging about dating a super model who is actually incredible shy and busy so none of your friends have ever seen her but you swear she exists and that you are having sex. Seriously this is all true!!! She'll come out next time I promise but everyone has to be blindfolded to meet her.
So allow me to skip ahead to the more entertaining part of the trash, the VIOLATIONS BITCHES!!!!!
*Bob LoBlaw: At the start of the hash he commented, "what's that smell? Uh god it stinks." He then smelled himself and realized he might need to buy deodorant or shower or use soap or do laundry or wipe more often.
*Obeasteologist: bought, not one, but two dogs to cover up his server to needs medical attention flatulence problem.
*Test Tube Baby, Blank Shot Up the Ass, and True Tail: All ran the DC marathon, congratulations you all placed in the top 30% because the other 7 participants realized marathons are long and boring and hard.
*Runaway Snatch: She got lost on the walkers trail and rather then follow marks she went back to the start and enjoyed a 12 pack of Schlitz (seriously, Schlitz? who drinks that willingly?)
*Screws on First: She is now the proud owner of a dog just large enough to fit in Murphy's mouth in one bite.
*Duck Duck Bush: desperate to get laid, he broke out the Harvard track suit in hopes there are some gold digging women on the hash. Too bad the harriettes only care about size.
*Runway Snatch: went how to dinner with her taxi driver and still paid the cab fare.
*The Hares: Lost Design Her Bush before the trail started.
Special Announcement: Dialog between Bloody Asshole and Obeastiologist,
BA: "I love you dude."
Obz: "I love you too, dude."
BA: "Here. I got you a gift from the Okinawa hash."
Obz: "You are the best. How did you know I like mugs, beer, and t-shirts?"
BA: "I read your myspace page. And I'm saving one more special surprise for you, but you get to unwrap me, uh I mean that later tonight."
This was then followed by consuming liquids and a warm embrace.
Hash Shit:
Incumming hash shit: Queerly I'm Straight minus the actual hash shit because he lost is several times while standing in a small entirely white room. He still tried to represent by wearing the hash shit helmet of power!!!
Nominees:
*Runway Snatch: wearing biker shorts and a denim jacket so that she and Queerly I'm Straight could match outfits.
*Bavarian Bush: forgot to use flour when laying the trail.
*Duck Duck Bush: Something about dudes and nipples, use imaginations here.
*Trojan: Dressed in a tiedye outfit having just come from the gay pride parade in Dupont.
*Butt Brown Ale: had to teach Queerly I'm Straight how to swallow. Noble effort trying to make the world less ignorant.
*Delivery Boy: Hashed 7xs in only 3 days, junkie!
*Free Willy: had her named changed to "One Eye Will" after hooking up with a glass eyed guy. HOT!!!
And the winner....... Runway Snatch, cheers to bringing back spandex.
Drinking then continued at the bar, metro, and later your Mom's house.
On Out,
Cock A Doodle Do Me
