1074 - July 3, 2006

Every Day Is Wednesday Invades The White House Hash

Hares: Can’t Find Pussy In A Haystack, Cockblocked by Jesus, Pre-Dick-a-Mint, Jedi Boob Trixxx
Start: Brookland/Catholic U Metro
OnOnOn: Kelly’s Ellis Island
Virgins: Just Shannon, Just Joel, Just Tom
Visitors:

We all got to the start, amazingly enough, as some wankers couldn’t seem to find it initially. It apparently is extremely difficult to see out the gates of the metro. Our very own Wang Chunks was back from the Seminal state to help us start opening circle. That, of course, couldn’t help our hares who have apparently been taking Father Abraham lessons from the Helen Keller School of Reading and Music.

Our hares sent us off over hill and dale, through tree and pavement, across back checks that followed back over true trail arrows. Note: Can’t Find Pussy In A Haystack is the hare razor for Every Day Is Wednesday and apparently knows what hash marks mean. The author cannot speak for the rest of the hares, but assumes that PIH was getting laid and the rest of the hares reverted back to the rule that there are no rules in hashing.

Eventually the pack got to the shotless shot check, the beer check where there was plenty of beer , and to the homeless wonderland underneath the highway and near the metro for closing circle where our beer bitch, Just Elspeth, served us much tasty beer. Everyone made it safely and without too much blood on trail.

There were some violations:

Poop Weiner should know to never tell the scribe that he bought new shoes just the day before and tried to dirty them up. One Time At Hand Camp showed up late wearing new shoes as well. Some wankers never learn.

Jag Queen is a huge racist, though tried to change his shirt to get out of it.

Put It Out feels the need to leave beer checks early so he can get to the end faster, even though Beauty Parlor hadn’t left yet.

Bow Chick A Bow Bow and his sister Just Shannon for committing incest on trail.

There was one analversary- Can’t Find Pussy In A Haystack finally made it to 25 runs.

The hash shit was not present and was missed by all. There was also no naming. And then we went to the bar and got drunk and watched Just Shannon dance on the bar.