1063 - April 16, 2006

The Easter Funny Hash

Hares: Half-Pint, Toothfairy, Rocket Socket, OTIS
Start: West Falls Church Metro
OnOnOn: Bangkok Blues
Virgins: Just Erin
Visitors: Side Show Jesus (Ithaca)
Beer Bitch: Just Levi

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The hash is known for its religious slant and so it came as no surprise that on this Easter Sunday, we met up at church to celebrate our one and true faith in beer. (You thought I was going to say Jeebus, didn't you?). No, the church was West Falls Church and we were just there to run and drink.

The hares had to put together a shitty trail which they attempted to liven up with cute tricks like bunny ears on the hares and hidden Easter eggs on the trail. But the ears were made of old underwire bras and the Easter eggs were full of used condoms and maggots.

The trail wasn't as shitty as everyone expected. It had a bit of everything: road, trail, tunnel, woods, fields, 6'8" transvestites dressed as team mascots, etc. At the beer check, Just Levi was named Beer Bitch and there was much rejoicing.

When the pack finally made it on in, Are You In? stepped up to lead the circle. She appears to be the only member of mismanagement that does anything. No, GM, no RA, no scribe. There was a hash flash, but he's always there. I think he sleeps at the next hash start from week to week.

Are You In? welcomed virgin Just Erin who was made to come by Motor Mouth. Yes, that's right, Motor Mouth. Go figure. Maybe he has got game. Side Show Jesus was visiting from Ithaca and the nice weather brought out a hell of a lot of long time no seers. My Cock Shoots Blanks and Target Practice seemed to have gotten lost on the way home from the biergarten. Fire and Ice, Bolo, Bow Chicka Bow Bow, Donald Dick, Douches Wild, Little Red Ride Me Good, Pay Per View, Rear End Loader, Small Wonder, and Watergate were all there as well.

There were some analversaries. Blows a Tranny, I'd Do 'Er, Small Wonder, and Wookin Pa Nub all reached 25 runs and earned a crappy plastic mug that they will promptly cease bringing to the hash or lose and have to ransom only to later find pictures of their mug and Road Whore's penis colluding somewhere on the Internet. But I digress... Snap Crackle Poop also had an analversary, but his was 4x cooler. He earned his 100 run mug.

There were some violations.

  • Bronco Buster - confusing a pumpkin with an Easter egg on trail
  • French Toasted & Puppy - finding all the actual Easter eggs NOT laid by the hares
  • Fiddy Cent - for demonstrating that it is possibly to beat bad genetics
  • Bow Chicka Bow Bow - "accidentally" washing his hair in a urinal at work this week
  • Bad Dog - lowering property values in Fairfax County by moving his car to the run start
The Hash Shit did not make an appearance.