1059 - March 19, 2006

Hares: Bad Ditch, MFC, Duck Duck Bush, DasKunt, WoWo
Start: Clarendon Square; Arlington, VA
OnOnOn: Molly Malone’s
Virgins: Just William and Just Short Red-Headed Girl
Visitors: Who’s to say?
Beer Bitch: The helpful person with the beer

Well, I guess it’s true, if you want something done, you have to do it yourself.

The crowd gathered at Clarendon at the appointed time, due to the fact that this was a pseudo-live hare, I don’t have a lot to say about the start. There was the general milling about that one encounters at the start of any hash. Evil Jesus was seen in the crowd, as well as a handful of hashers that are seen on sunny days in Arlington. The sun was bright, but a chilly wind was blowing.

At the appointed time “hares away” was called and Bad Ditch, DasKunt, and I (WoWo were off in a puff of blue/red flour. MFC and DDB would lead the walkers after the pack was called OnOut. Now because I was out laying trail, and due to the fact that I didn’t have anything to write this down on, and it’s two/three beer sodden weeks later, all I really remember is that the pack came into the Beer Check in Poodle Fuck’s back yard talking about how this was the best trail of the year, ‘nuf said.

The pack eventually left the BC, had a Shot Check on the front porch of the very lovely JingleJ, and finished up in the back yard of The Legion.

Wang led a fun circle featuring several “lost controls” and a big box of chalk for Put it Out.

Circle ended and a large contingent headed to Molly Malone’s to eat like Irishmen and do Car-Bombs like college kids bellying up to a bar for the first time. {Insert your favorite deity here} save us.

WoWo