The White House Hash House Harriers
A drinking club with a running problem
"Young Girl"
Sung to: YMCA
by the Village People
Young girl, I love it when you go down,
I said, young girl, won't you kneel on the ground,
I said, young girl, with your lips full and round,
On your knees you make me happy!
Young girl, oh your dress is so blue,
I said young girl, can I stain it with goo?
So just lay there and I'll try to be kind,
If I spray your eyes you'll go blind.
Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt!
I wanna spray you with my DNA,
I wanna spray you with my DNA,
It's a present from me I give to all the girls,
I just hope you like to wear pearls.