The White House Hash House Harriers
A drinking club with a running problem
"Whips and Chains"
Sung to: Silver Bells
(In honor of the Holiday Party and the Spirit of the Season)
Walking sidewalks, city sidewalks,
In her leather and heels,
In my pants there's a feeling of stiffness.
Her name's Bambi, and it may be,
That tonight I might catch,
A face full of Bambi's pink snatch.
Whips and chains (whips and chains),
Beat me lame (beat me lame),
My only pleasure is pain.
Crush my balls (crush my balls),
Make me crawl (make me crawl),
Bambi please make me your slave!