The White House Hash House Harriers
A drinking club with a running problem
"Incest Time in Texas"
Sung To: Yellow Rose of Texas
When it's incest time in Texas,
and there's no cunt to be found,
your mother's in the bathroom
with her panties half way down,
there's no time for masturbation,
no time to beat your meat,
when it's incest time in Texas
mother fucking can't be beat!