"I'm Proud To Be A White House Hasher"

Sung To: I’m Proud to be an American

And I’m proud to be a White House Hasher
Where the babes drop to their knees.
And I won’t forget the ones that try
To put their lips on me.

‘Cause my dick will RISE UP,
Spew its load
And in your face it'll spray
Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this hash

God bless my C-O-C-K

Author: Private Snowball