The White House Hash House Harriers
A drinking club with a running problem
"Dead Whore Song"
Sung to: My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean
I fucked a dead whore by the roadside,
I knew very well she was dead,
The skin was all gone from her body,
The hair was all gone from her head,
and after the fucking was over,
To atone for my terrible sin,
I anchored my lips to her asshole,
and sucked out the wad I shot in.