The White House Hash House Harriers
A drinking club with a running problem
"Daisy, Daisy"
Hasher's words:
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true,
Daisy, Daisy, I want to sleep with you,
I really must beg your pardon,
I've got a heck of a hard on,
from beating my meat against the seat
on a bycycle built for two.
Harriette's rebuttal words:
Baby, baby, this is your answer true,
baby, baby, I would never sleep with you,
I really must beg your pardon,
but that's not much of a hard on,
from beating your meat against the seat
on a bycycle built for two.