The 2007 DC Red Dress Run


The 2007 DC Red Dress Run will be Saturday, October 6, 2007.
This is our sixty-ninth r*nning. Just kidding, it's our fourteenth run.

Online registration is now open.


(Note: Those who register after September 1st will not be guaranteed their shirt choice for size and type.  The order needs to go in and late registrants will likely be receiving a Large Men's Shirt as their give away.)


Struggling with less than perfect credit? Register by mail using this form.


Registration


Registration is limited to 500. Once full, we will NOT accept additional registrations or walk-ins. Unless you have really nice tits, I mean really great tits, like the tits you would find on Bikini Beaver Barber or Smoky the Beaver, don't even bother to ask. Oh, you know who else has a nice rack - Hoover Dammmnnn. And Texas T & A has a set of hogans that will make you forgot your name. And while I've never seen them 'al natural' I'm betting T'N Eh's puppies could rock you to sleep at night. You know who else has pretty nice tits - Saskatchewsnatch, Yukon Drill Me, Cheez Whiz..... but I digress.

  • $60 until August 14, 2007
  • $75 until registration is full

The 2007 DC Area Red Dress Run will be an A-A trail in the heart of the Nation's Capital. Your registration includes:
  • another great venue
  • more beer than you can drink, but you can try
  • trails through scenic Washington, DC
  • food
  • embarrassing moments
  • more beer
  • DJ and dancing
  • a kick-ass t-shirt giveaway with a side of beer Those who register after September 1st will not be guaranteed their shirt choice for size and type, the order needs to go in and late registrants will likely be receiving a Large Men's Shirt as their give away
  • a life time of memories
  • a few surprises
  • bewildered locals and tourists asking the same two questions
  • non-amused Secret Service, Capitol Hill police, and miscellaneous security personal
  • a chance to hookup with that really hot chick/guy from last year, who was dressed in red, that you flirted with but couldn't find after you went for another beer because everybody was dressed in red (note to self, don't waste time this year - move in and close deal quickly)


Eligibility


All attendees must be 21 or older on the day of the event to participate and not be a complete asshole.

  • Bring a government issued proof of age and identity to sign-in
  • Attendance is limited to consenting adults only. Please do not bring your children (or anyone else's for that matter.)
  • All assholes found to be complete will be asked to leave, but they won't leave 'cuz their assholes, so a few minutes later they will be told to leave.


Trail Information

  • A to A Trail
  • Sign in Begins at noon - Almas Shriners A.A.O.N.M.S. (Ancient Arabic Order Nobles of the Mystic Shrine ) 1315 K Street NW Washington DC 20005
  • This is near the corner of 14 th /KStreets NW just north of Franklin Park.  McPherson is the closest Metro stop.  All participants are encouraged to use public transportation.
  • There is a walkers and a runners trail with one beer check.
  • Hares away at 3pm, everyone must go out on trail!


Other Information

Looking forward to a great time.

Ps, the Active site is currently down, but that is being adjusted, so continue to have your friends sign up!

  • Email us with questions and naked pictures, but keep the suggestions to yourself.