Your Hares
111 people conspired to bring you 61 different trails… Want to see where they were? Follow this link: | | | http://g.co/maps/7yrs7 | | 8 | JackOff Lantern | | 7 | Can't Find Pussy In A Haystack | | 7 | One Tit Only | | 7 | Pulp Friction | | 6 | Bored of Erections | | 5 | Ginger Snatch | | 4 | Bad Ditch | | 4 | Blows A Tranny | | 4 | Dungeons and Drag Queens | | 4 | Everything Butt… | | 4 | Jefe Lengua | | 4 | Math Sucks Lets Fuck | | 4 | Patent Pounding | | 4 | Read Between the Slime | | 4 | Shamrock Your Cock | | 3 | 3 Holer | | 3 | And How's Her Bush | | 3 | Aunt Vagina's Maple Syrup | | 3 | Back Snatch | | 3 | Dildo Shaggins | | 3 | Electric Slide | | 3 | Fatboy Slim | | 3 | Floundher Poundher | | 3 | Louisville Sucker | | 3 | One Hit Her Quit Her | | 3 | Put It Out | | 3 | Sluts on the Hill | | 2 | 8 Balls | | 2 | Compost Pile | | 2 | Eat My Twat | | 2 | False Advertising | | 2 | Gay Rod | | 2 | How I Blew Your Brother | | 2 | Immanuel Cunt | | 2 | Jabba the Cunt | | 2 | Load Packer | | 2 | Mellow Foreskin Cheese | | 2 | Mursey Fuck | | 2 | Red White and Blow Me | | 2 | Safe Word | | 2 | Senor Doucheberg | | 2 | Sexorcist | | 2 | Shits Fired, Shits Fired | | 2 | Slutty Charms | | 2 | Survival of the Spittest | | 2 | Tooth Fairy | | 2 | Whatdyadotothedawg? | | 2 | Wreath Around | | 1 | $50 Bitch | | 1 | 23 And 1/2 Men | | 1 | 3-2-1 Fuck Off! | | 1 | A Red River Runs Through It | | 1 | ACDP x2 | | 1 | All the Way In | | 1 | Beastiality Before Boys | | 1 | Blood Sausage | | 1 | Chippen Failz | | 1 | Choc Squirrel | | 1 | Close Your Eyes and Hope for the Breast | | 1 | Cock Soup | | 1 | Cock-a-doodle Do Me | | 1 | Cockholm Syndrome | | 1 | CockYourSuckIWill | | 1 | Cold Sore | | 1 | Duck Job | | 1 | Dyke Tyson | | 1 | Faker's Dozen | | 1 | Filet My Fish | | 1 | Foreign Sex Change | | 1 | Guinness, Pint O' | | 1 | Hasher Humper | | 1 | Holy Tit! | | 1 | Jerk-Off-the-Jew | | 1 | Leave It In Beaver | | 1 | Manila Ice | | 1 | ManNipple Lickter | | 1 | Meat The Parents | | 1 | Monday Sticky Monday | | 1 | Nuclear Jism | | 1 | Pimp Daddy | | 1 | Pinocchiho | | 1 | Please Step Away From the Whores | | 1 | Preparation O | | 1 | Pro Boner | | 1 | Pro Boner | | 1 | Pro Boner (BAH3) | | 1 | Pussy, Tits & Ass (PTA) | | 1 | Queerly, I'm Straight | | 1 | Raise My Titanic | | 1 | Road Kill | | 1 | Rotten Whore | | 1 | RU-469 | | 1 | Running Bear | | 1 | Semen on the Pew | | 1 | Silver Spooge | | 1 | Sloppy Jalopy | | 1 | Slurpee | | 1 | Snatch To The Future | | 1 | Spinal Tap | | 1 | Swing Cycle | | 1 | Thank You Cum Again | | 1 | The Little Spermaid | | 1 | The Pimp of Sarajevo | | 1 | Thong Butt Not Forgotten | | 1 | Toner Boner | | 1 | Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock | | 1 | Uno, Dos, Tres, Lift Off | | 1 | Whiskey Business | | 1 | Whore Moans | | 1 | You Goat Girl | | 1 | Zone 2 | |
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| 2011 Hare Line: Another Year of Shitty Trails | | # | Hares | Start | On-After | | 1348- 1/29 | Holiday Party | Sobe Bar | Sobe Bar | | 1349- 1/30 | 8th Annual Hangover Classic | 4101 David Lane, Alexandria, VA 22311 | OnOn to Trail #1350 | | 1350- 1/30 | InCumming MisManagement | "The White House" | Capitol City Brewing Co. | | 1351- 2/6 | JackOff Lantern, Ginger Snatch, Flounder Pounder | King Street Metro | Old Town American Legion | | 1352- 2/13 | One Tit Only and her P*ssy Harem | G-town by Key Bridge | Good Guys | | 1353- 2/20 | Back Snatch, Just Brendan, Mellow Foreskin Cheese | Brookland - CUA Metro | San Antonio Bar and Grill | | 1354- 2/27 | Patent Pounding and Fat Boy Slim | Huntington Metro | Pilar's Restaurant | | 1355- 3/6 | Jefe Lengua, Senor Doucheburg, NN Keith | West Falls Church Metro | Irelands Four P's | | 1356- 3/13 | Bad Ditch, Duck Duck Bush, Toner Boner | Clarendon Metro | American Legion | | 1357- 3/20 | Ginger Snatch, Queerly I'm Str8, Pimp Daddy, AHHB, Shamrock | East Falls Church metro | Clare n Dons | | 1358- 3/25 | Full Moon Trail sponsored by White House | Arlington, VA | Quarterdeck | | 1359- 3/27 | Semen on the Pew, Pimp of Sarajevo, Blows a Tranny | L'Enfant Square | Wah Sing | | 1360- 4/3 | JackOff Lantern, One Hitter, Rotten Whore, Just Gretchen | SEU/Waterfront Metro area | Cantina Marina | | 1361- 4/10 | Safe Word, Everything Butt, Aunt Vagina's Maple Syrup, Just Wil | Braddock Rd metro | Rustico | | 1362- 4/17 | Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack | Crystal City | Freddies | | 1363- 4/24 | HbH3 Joint trail - Custer, Fat Boy Slim, Bad Dog | Vienna | Trail 1364 | | 1364- 4/24 | Dungeons and Drag Queens, Patent Pounding, And Hows Her Bush | Dun Loring | And How's Her Bush's | | 1365- 5/1 | Dildo Shaggins, Slutty Charms, Put It Out, Just Eric | Forest Glen | Quarry House Tavern | | 1366- 5/8 | Jefe Lengua, Pulp Friction, Just Kes, Just Carolyn | Tenleytown | Café Ole | | 1367- 5/15 | Pro Boner, Pro Boner, Pro Boner, Dr. Boner, Toner Boner | Foggy Bottom | The Meeting Place | | 1368- 5/22 | Senor Doucheberg, Dyke Tyson | Dyke Tyson's | Casa de Dtyson | | 1369- 5/29 | One Tit Only, Back Snatch, Haystack, Read Between the Slime | Rosslyn, 19th and N Lynn | Continental | | 1370- 5/30 | Bad Ditch, Load Packer, JackOff Lantern, Shamrock | Arlington/Carlin Springs | Bad Ditch's | | 1371- 5/31 | SHIT trail - WH4 Invasion | McLean, VA | The Pub | | 1372- 6/6 | Wreath Around, Fat Boy Slim, One Hitter, 3 Holer | Dupont Circle | TBA | | 1373- 6/13 | Haystack, Math Sucks Lets Fuck, Read Between the Slime, Just Rachael, Just MaryBeth | Eastern Market metro | Molly Malone's | | 1374- 6/20 | Mellow Foreskin Cheese and… | Arlington | Mellow's | | 1375- 6/27 | Ginger Snatch, Pulp Friction, I Manual Cunt, False Advertising, Just Jeff | Eastern Market | Banana Café | | 1376- 7/3 | Louisville Sucker | College Park | Pool Party | | 1377- 7/4 | Jefe Lengua | East Falls Church metro | Ireland's Four Provinces | | 1378- 7/11 | JackOff Lantern, Blows a Tranny, Read Between the Slime, Just Dayna | Eisenhower Ave metro | San Antonio Bar and Grill | | 1379- 7/18 | Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack, Manniple Lickter, Slutty Charms | Brookland - CUA metro | Col Brooks Tavern | | 1380- 7/22 | WhatIDototheDog?, One Hitter No Quitter, Pussy Tits and Ass | Goldenrock Fri Trail | Goldenrock cg | | 1381- 7/22 | Louisville Sucker, Three Holer | Goldenrock Pub Crawl | Goldenrock cg | | 1382- 7/23 | Jack Off Lantern, Bad Ditch, Load Packer | Goldenrock - Sat trail | Goldenrock cg | | 1383- 7/23 | One Tit Only, Dildo Shaggins, Slutty Charms | Goldenrock Midnight | Goldenrock cg | | 1384- 7/24 | Wreath Around, Snatch to the Future | Goldenrock Recovery | Goldenrock cg | | 1385- 7/25 | Blows a Tranny, Compost Pile, Twinkle, JackOff Lantern | Union Station | Kelley's Irish Times | | 1386- 8/1 | Three Holer, Louisville Sucker | Seaton Park | Pizza Paradiso | | 1387- 8/8 | I Manual Cunt, Survival of the Spittest, Swing Cycle | Van Dorn | Shooter McGees | | 1388- 8/15 | Please Step Away, Chip n Fails, Silver Spooge, mystery hare | Huntington Metro station | Pilars Restaurant | | 1389- 8/21 | Louisville Sucker, Red White and Blow Me, Blows a Tranny, Preparation O | Union Station | Hill Country | | 1390- 8/22 | Math Sucks Let's Fuck!, Eat My Twat, Foreign SexChange, Wreath Around | Bethesda/Friendship Hgts | Union Jacks | | 1391- 8/29 | One Hitter, Pulp Friction, and Sluts on the Hill | Deanwood Metro station | Trusty's | | 1392- 9/4 | Ginger Snatch, False Advertising, And Hows Her Bush, Pimp of Sarajevo | National Arboretum Rec Center | H Street Country Club | | 1393- 9/5 | ONe tit ONly, Jabba the C*nt, Bored of Erections & Just Karen | Woodley Park Metro station | Nanny O'Briens | | 1394-9/11 | GayRod, Duck Job | McLean | Joe's Burgers | | 1395- 9/18 | Bored of Erections, Close Your Eyes and Hope for the Breast | Rosslyn | Fireworks Pizza | | 1396- 9/25 | Sluts on the Hill, One Hitter Quitter, Jefe Lengua, and Deathly Swallows | Silver Spring | Piratz Tavern | | 1397- 10/02 | Back Snatch, One Tit Only, Just Craig | Capitol Skyline Hotel | Freddie's | | 1398- 10/09 | Shits Fired Shits Fired, Bored of Erections | Ballston | First Down | | 1399- 10/16 | Read Between the Slime, Fakers Dozen, Survival of the Spittest, Just Diana, Just Christa, Thank You Come Again | Springfield, Port Royal Rd | Kilroy's | | 1399.1- 10/23 | 3 Holer, Sloppy Jalopy, Shamrock Your Cock, Wreath Around | Trader Joe's, Springfield Plaza SC | Kates Irish Pub | | 1399.2- 10/30 | Cock-a-Doodle-Do Me, Cock Soup, Cock Your Suck I Will, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Shamrock Your Cock and All The Way In | Courthouse Metro | Rhodeside Grill | | 1400- 11/05 | Holy Tit! | Van Dorn Metro, Alexandria, VA | Picket Street | | 1403- 11/06 | The Sexorcist and her Ginger P*ssy Posse: Uno, Dos, Tres; Red, White, and Blow Me; and AC/DP | SEU Metro | | | 1404- 11/13 | Eat My Twat | Rockville Metro | Hooters | | 1405- 11/20 | Dungeons and Drag Queens, 3 Holer | Franconia Rd Alexandria | The Bungalow | | 1406- 11/27 | PTA, Chocolate Squirrel | Mount Vernon Plaza | Chevy's | | 1407- 12/4 | Jefe Lengua and 2 mystery hares | Foggy Bottom Metro | Continental Pool Lounge | | 1408- 12/11 | JackOff Lantern, Dyke Tyson, Senor Doucheberg | Shirlington | Bungalow Billiards | | 1409- 12/18 | JackOff Lantern, Bad Ditch, Load Packer, Dildo Shaggins | Arlington Am Legion | Arlington Am Legion | | 1410- 12/25 | Jefe Lengua, 8-balls | Crystal City behind Freddie's | Freddie's | | 1411 1/1/12 | 3-Holer, Tour duh Whore & mystery hare | Van Dorn Metro, Alexandria, VA | Tour duh Whore's place | | 1412 1/8/12 | I Manual C*nt, Under 25 to Ride, Survival of the Spittest | Glenmont Metro | Legends | | 1413 1/15/12 | Ginger Snatch, One Hitter, Chippen Failz, Compost Pile | West Falls Church Metro | Clare and Don's | | 1414 1/22/12 | Outgoing MM trail | Union Station Metro | Union Pub |
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