The White House Hash House Harriers
A drinking club with a running problem

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Beerstock is fast approaching. This free-love weekend will be groovy.
We encourage everyone to wear their sexiest hippie clothes and tie-dyed duds and be ready to PARTY!
Download this PDF file for a few more bits of information to make your weekend SUPER FUN!
Contents include the weekend's schedule, trail descriptions, what to bring, dog info, and directions.
Beerstock Theme Music
[To the tune of Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds]
Picture yourself in a tube on a river,
With topless keg stands and drunk horny guys,
Nature calls you, you answer immediately,
The hasher downstream cries.
Shitty trails laid in yellow and green,
Shiggy over your head,
Look for the guy jumping over the camp fire
And he's naked.
Hokie in the fire with injuries
Hokie in the fire with injuries
Hokie in the fire with injuries
If you're a square and have no idea what I'm talking about, this means that The White House Hash's Summer of '69 camping trip is coming up! Join us as we celebrate Beerstock from July 28th to July 30th at Goldenrock Campground near Bentonville, VA - I can't promise peace and love, but I can promise beer and casual s*x.
Registration Information
Registration is currently open at the groovy price of 100 dollars.
Here's the registration form.
Registration can be done in person at a WH4 hash (bring your checkbook), by mail (instructions on the registration form), or online at this link (through Active.com, additional fees apply).
Who's Coming?
| Hasher | Home Hash |
| Two Lips in the Bush | WH4 |
| Double Header | WH4 |
| Read My Lips | WH4 |
| Slurpee | WH4 |
| Tooth Fairy | EWH3 |
| Late Nite Drive Thru | WH4 |
| Just Elspeth | WH4 |
| Pay Per View | Toledo Mudhen H3 |
| Raise My Titanic | WH4 |
| Holy Mackerel | WH4 |
| Please Step Away | WH4 |
| For Sale or Rent | WH4 |
| Rocket Socket | WH4 |
| Bolo Head Rat | EWH3 |
| Dairy Queen | WH4 |
| Just Anand | WH4 |
| Micro Soft | WH4 |
| PoodleFucked! | WH4 |
| Fagnostic | WH4 |
| Pubic Housing | WH4 |
| Third Base Cooch | EWH3 |
| Who's Your Daddy | WH4 |
| Just Pat | Virgin |
| Viva Las Labias | EWH3 |
| O.T.I.S. | WH4 |
| HerShe Kisses | WH4 |
| Monday Sticky Monday | EWH3 |
| Just Wayne | WH4 |
| Thong Butt Not Forgotten | WH4 |
| Hokie No Pokie | WH4 |
| Piss in Boots | WH4 |
| Stop the Erection | WH4 |
| I Dream of Weenie | WH4 |
| Yellow Submarine | WH4 |
| Bad Ditch | WH4 |
| JackOff Lantern | WH4 |
| Follow the Bleeder | WH4 |
| Imaginary Girlfriend | WH4 |
| Salt Lick Titties | WH4 |
| Test Tube Baby | WH4 |
| JAG Queen | EWH3 |
| Rear End Loader | WH4 |
| Wook'n Pa Nub | SH*T |
| Golden Showers | EWH3 |
| REV | WH4 |
| Full Metal Balls | MVH3 |
| Chocolate Covered Cherry | EWH3 |
| Backdoor Buckaroo | WH4 |
| Just Levi | SH*T H3 |
| Mr. Softie | WH4 |
| Small Wonder | WH4 |
| Cheese Wizz | WH4 |
| Takes it up the Eh | WH4 |
| T & Eh | WH4 |
| Dildo Shaggins | WH4 |
| Don't Let Your Meatloaf | EWH3 |
| Casanada | WH4 |
| Winn-Dickme | Charlottesville H3 |
| Can't Fuck Dust | WH4 |
| Texas T & A | EWH3 |
| Sloppy Ho | EWH3 |
| Schlong Time Cumming | WH4 |
| Tri Ass A Thong | WH4 |
| Saskatchtewsnatch | SH*T H3 |
| Puppy | WH4 |
| Nippon Tuck | WH4 |
| My Little Pony | EWH3 |
| Its Butt Fucking Time | WH4 |
| Cockulust | WH4 |
| Prophagalactic | WH4 |
| Designer Bush | WH4 |
| Wooly Mammories | WH4 |
| 3-2-1 Fuck Off | WH4 |
| Wang Chunks | WH4 |
| Nasty Gash | EWH3 |
| Happy On His Knees | WH4 |
| 3 Ring Cervix | EWH3 |
| Wax On Wacks Off | WH4 |
| Tit-ka-boob | WH4 |
| 7 Minutes | ??? H3 |
| Big Bang | WH4 |
| Snatch Shot | WH4 |
| Poop Weiner | EWH3 |
| Just Ben | EWH3 |
| Just Heather | EWH3 |
| Cock-a-doodle-do-me | EWH3 |
| Assflac | EWH3 |
| Underground Railroad | EWH3 |
| Das Koont | WH4 |
| Duck Duck Bush | WH4 |
| One Time at Hand Camp | EWH3 |
| Burnt Sox | MVH3 |
| White Kane | SH*T H3 |
| Beaver Whack | EWH3 |
| Origin of Feces | EWH3 |
| Just Kimberley | EWH3 |
| Just Jerome | EWH3 |
| Have Dick will Travel | WH4 |
| A Red River Runs Through It | EWH3 |
| Tit-ly Winks | WH4 |
| Obeastiologist | EWH3 |
| Rodeo Fuck | WH4 |
| Jerkin the Gherkin | SH*T H3 |
| Back Snatch | WH4 |
| Hail Mary Full of Jizz | EWH3 |
| Mary Mary Cunt So Hairy | SH*T H3 |
| Fire in the Cornhole | SH*T H3 |
| Side Show Boobs | SH*T H3 |
| Coin Operated | WH4 |
| And How's Her Bush | SH*T H3 |
| Just David | EWH3 |
| MotorMouth | WH4 |
| Cock Swatch | EWH3 |
| Dr Boner/ Yanky My Wanky | WH4 |
| All I want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat | SH*T H3 |
| HermaphroditesOnUnicycles | SH*T H3 |
| Butt Brown Ale | WH4 |
| Jingle Jizz | WH4 |
| Runway Snatch | WH4 |
| Tits | WH4 |
| Kilimanjackoff | Ewh3 |
| Just Michael | EWH3 |
| Beetle Juice | WH4 |