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Beerstock is fast approaching. This free-love weekend will be groovy. We encourage everyone to wear their sexiest hippie clothes and tie-dyed duds and be ready to PARTY! Download this PDF file for a few more bits of information to make your weekend SUPER FUN! Contents include the weekend's schedule, trail descriptions, what to bring, dog info, and directions.



Beerstock Theme Music

[To the tune of Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds]
Picture yourself in a tube on a river,
With topless keg stands and drunk horny guys,
Nature calls you, you answer immediately,
The hasher downstream cries.

Shitty trails laid in yellow and green,
Shiggy over your head,
Look for the guy jumping over the camp fire
And he's naked.

Hokie in the fire with injuries
Hokie in the fire with injuries
Hokie in the fire with injuries

If you're a square and have no idea what I'm talking about, this means that The White House Hash's Summer of '69 camping trip is coming up! Join us as we celebrate Beerstock from July 28th to July 30th at Goldenrock Campground near Bentonville, VA - I can't promise peace and love, but I can promise beer and casual s*x.



Registration Information

Registration is currently open at the groovy price of 100 dollars.

Here's the registration form.

Registration can be done in person at a WH4 hash (bring your checkbook), by mail (instructions on the registration form), or online at this link (through Active.com, additional fees apply).



Who's Coming?

Hasher Home Hash
Two Lips in the Bush WH4
Double Header WH4
Read My Lips WH4
Slurpee WH4
Tooth Fairy EWH3
Late Nite Drive Thru WH4
Just Elspeth WH4
Pay Per View Toledo Mudhen H3
Raise My Titanic WH4
Holy Mackerel WH4
Please Step Away WH4
For Sale or Rent WH4
Rocket Socket WH4
Bolo Head Rat EWH3
Dairy Queen WH4
Just Anand WH4
Micro Soft WH4
PoodleFucked! WH4
Fagnostic WH4
Pubic Housing WH4
Third Base Cooch EWH3
Who's Your Daddy WH4
Just Pat Virgin
Viva Las Labias EWH3
O.T.I.S. WH4
HerShe Kisses WH4
Monday Sticky Monday EWH3
Just Wayne WH4
Thong Butt Not Forgotten WH4
Hokie No Pokie WH4
Piss in Boots WH4
Stop the Erection WH4
I Dream of Weenie WH4
Yellow Submarine WH4
Bad Ditch WH4
JackOff Lantern WH4
Follow the Bleeder WH4
Imaginary Girlfriend WH4
Salt Lick Titties WH4
Test Tube Baby WH4
JAG Queen EWH3
Rear End Loader WH4
Wook'n Pa Nub SH*T
Golden Showers EWH3
REV WH4
Full Metal Balls MVH3
Chocolate Covered Cherry EWH3
Backdoor Buckaroo WH4
Just Levi SH*T H3
Mr. Softie WH4
Small Wonder WH4
Cheese Wizz WH4
Takes it up the Eh WH4
T & Eh WH4
Dildo Shaggins WH4
Don't Let Your Meatloaf EWH3
Casanada WH4
Winn-Dickme Charlottesville H3
Can't Fuck Dust WH4
Texas T & A EWH3
Sloppy Ho EWH3
Schlong Time Cumming WH4
Tri Ass A Thong WH4
Saskatchtewsnatch SH*T H3
Puppy WH4
Nippon Tuck WH4
My Little Pony EWH3
Its Butt Fucking Time WH4
Cockulust WH4
Prophagalactic WH4
Designer Bush WH4
Wooly Mammories WH4
3-2-1 Fuck Off WH4
Wang Chunks WH4
Nasty Gash EWH3
Happy On His Knees WH4
3 Ring Cervix EWH3
Wax On Wacks Off WH4
Tit-ka-boob WH4
7 Minutes ??? H3
Big Bang WH4
Snatch Shot WH4
Poop Weiner EWH3
Just Ben EWH3
Just Heather EWH3
Cock-a-doodle-do-me EWH3
Assflac EWH3
Underground Railroad EWH3
Das Koont WH4
Duck Duck Bush WH4
One Time at Hand Camp EWH3
Burnt Sox MVH3
White Kane SH*T H3
Beaver Whack EWH3
Origin of Feces EWH3
Just Kimberley EWH3
Just Jerome EWH3
Have Dick will Travel WH4
A Red River Runs Through It EWH3
Tit-ly Winks WH4
Obeastiologist EWH3
Rodeo Fuck WH4
Jerkin the Gherkin SH*T H3
Back Snatch WH4
Hail Mary Full of Jizz EWH3
Mary Mary Cunt So Hairy SH*T H3
Fire in the Cornhole SH*T H3
Side Show Boobs SH*T H3
Coin Operated WH4
And How's Her Bush SH*T H3
Just David EWH3
MotorMouth WH4
Cock Swatch EWH3
Dr Boner/ Yanky My Wanky WH4
All I want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat SH*T H3
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles SH*T H3
Butt Brown Ale WH4
Jingle Jizz WH4
Runway Snatch WH4
Tits WH4
Kilimanjackoff Ewh3
Just Michael EWH3
Beetle Juice WH4