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Hash #1212 -- Sep 28, 2008, 3:00pm -- The We're still going STRONG hash

What: Hash #1212 -- Sep 28, 2008, 3:00pm -- The We're still going STRONG hash

When: Sunday 9-28-08 3PM sharp

Where:Forest Glen Metro, Silver Spring MD

Hares: RoofRack, PutItOut, WaxOnWaxOff & Mystery Hare

Directions:
METRO
red line towards Glenmont (note some trains stop at Silver Spring! get on one that says GLENMONT)  Emerge from the depths at Forest Glen and look for misfits assembling somewhere in the parking lot
--or--

DRIVE the beltway to Georgia Ave.  Go north and then turn LEFT at first traffic light to metro parking on your RIGHT.  Free parking on Sunday.

Miscellaneous Crap: A to B.  Bring a flashlight cuz it might get dark, steamy & wet on trail.  Medium to low PI risk, but you sensitive ones know who you are.  Uber dog friendly.  Bring drybag, etc, etc.

OnOnOn:  Quarry House Tavern:  1 mile south at 8401 Georgia Ave (corner of Georgia & Bonifant St).  They have good cold cheap domestic beer and sassy waitresses.  What more could you want? http://www.myspace.com/quarryhouse


Hash #1211 -- Sep 21, 2008, 3:00pm -- The 10th Annual ECO-BITCH CHALLENGE

Last-second change of venue -- the hash will not be in Arlington. See below for details.



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Hash #1211 -- Sep 21, 2008, 3:00pm NOT NOT NOT The 10th Annual ECO-BITCH CHALLENGE.

Hares: $50 Bitch, Vomanitrix, Tough Woman In Green, and a mystery hare.

Cost: $5

Start: Palisades at the park at the intersection of Sherier Pl NW & Edmunds PL NW

NOTE: This is a different start from the one advertised earlier this week and it is not the planned ECO-BITCH trail, that has been postponed. This will be a live trail thanks to extremely accommodating hares!


D-erections:

Metro: The start is not by the metro, but is on Metro bus D6 route. You can take Metro to Farragut Square North. The D6 towards Sibley Hospital picks up at 2:23 pm to arrive at MacArthur Ave & Edmunds Pl at 2:50 pm

Driving:
Take the GW Parkway to Glebe Road/Chain Bridge exit. Go over the Chain Bridge. Turn left on Arizona Ave. Turn right on Sherrier Pl. Turn right on Edmunds Pl to park in the Park's parking lot or park on nearby residential streets.


Misc: A-A, Live hare.


OnOnOn: Cowboy Cafe, located at 4792 Lee Hwy, Arlington, VA - (703) 243-8010‎
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Dildo Shaggins


Hash #1210 -- Sep 14, 2008, 3:00pm -- The "Golf is for White People" Hash

 
You want a rant,
I'll give you a RANT!
 
Hashers are Damn Unappreciative!
(normal people are too, but some hashers excel at it)
 
Here's why ...
Have you ever noticed that Hashing is a world wide organization of ten's of thousands of people
with 0 people getting paid to organize us?
 
 
If you don't like the way something is run,
STEP UP AND "VOLUNTEER"
Don't email your friends and bitch about it
Don't boycott or organize a competing hash.
Give constructive feedback to the "VOLUNTEER" organizers and maybe things can be changed to your likings
if not this time, maybe NEXT TIME.
 
You think 7 Springs is a boring place for a ski trip,
SUGGEST SOMEWHERE NEW.
 
You think that you've got a bar for a party that MisManagement hasn't considered?
BRING IT TO THEIR ATTENTION
 
You think that Lingerie is better then A Spotted Dog party?
LET MISMANAGEMENT KNOW.
 
If you don't understand WHY a decision was made,
ASK!
Don't ASSUME!
 
Have you looked at the new mismanagement for the S.H.I.T. after their HURRICANE AGM?
Its a lot of the same people that volunteer year after year to make that hash what it is
(SHITTY?)
 
Truth be told,
this is NOT a Red Dress rant.
(we are doing "swimmingly")
 
 
Its just the ramblings of an old hasher who has seen what GREAT events a volunteer organization can host
and how few people it can take to ruin it.
 
So walk up to ANY Mismanagement Member of ANY hash
shake their hand, thank them, and buy them a beer!
 
 
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DC Red Dress Run
 
365 people signed up as of today
 
Price is still only $65 until Sept 15th
 
Don't wait any longer.
Sign up TODAY!!!
 
http://www.dchashing.com/dcreddress
 
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The Beer Fairy Legal Defense Fund
 
You've all heard the stories, now the financial reality has set in.
Check out www.whitehousehash.com for details and on how you can help.
 
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Sign up for Virginia Interhash 2008! 
Sept 26-28 near Charlottesville, VA
  
Sign up NOW ...
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Hash #1210 -- Sep 14, 2008, 3:00pm -- The Country Club Hash
Cum early sportin' some wood, play with some balls and then hash!
Mini-golf till 7pm
Driving Range till 9pm
 
Hares: Semen on the Pew, Motormouth, Octopussy and the Pimp of Sarajevo
 
Cost: $5
 
Start: East Potomac Golf Course http://www.golfdc.com/gc/ep/directions.htm
         972 Ohio Dr. SW
         Washington, DC  20024
 
D-erections: 
From Virginia
Take I-395 North over the 14th St. bridge. Once on the bridge, get in the right lane. Take the first exit on the other side of the bridge, the sign will read 'East Potomac Park - Park Police'. Take a left on Buckeye Drive, followed by a right on Ohio Drive. Pull in to the parking lot on the right after you pass the miniature golf course.   At the end of the entranceway, turn left, pass through the first parking lot and then go into the far lot.
Look for wankers.

From DC
From the district, take 15th St. south through the Mall and past the US Treasury building. 15th will bear left and merge with Maine Ave, take an immediate right following signs for I-395 South. Get in the left lane and take a left following signs for 'Hains Point Golf and Tennis'. This will put you on Ohio Drive, take Ohio until you pass our miniature golf course, take a right into our parking lot.  At the end of the entranceway, turn left, pass through the first parking lot and then go into the far lot.  Look for wankers.

Walking Directions from Smithsonian Metro Station:
Exit the station from the Independence Avenue exit. Proceed west on Independence Avenue (towards the Washington Monument) approximately 1/3 mi. to Raul Wallenberg Place. Turn left onto Raul Wallenberg Place and go ¼ mi. to Tidal Basin. Turn left and follow the East Potomac Park entry road beside the Tidal Basin for approximately ¼ mile to Ohio Drive. Turn left on Ohio Drive into East Potomac Park. East Potomac Golf Course entrance is approximately 1/2 mi. on the right.  At the end of the entranceway, turn left, pass through the first parking lot and then go into the far lot.  Look for wankers.
 
Misc: A to A.  Minimal shiggy.  Watch out for bikers!  Walkers trail and runner's trail NOT stroller friendly.  Runner's trail NOT dog friendlly.
 
OnOnOn:  The Golf Course Club House (Potomac Grill) 
Club house closes at 8:30pm (grill shuts down at 8pm)
 
Specials:  $9.75 domestic pitchers, $10.75 imported pitchers.  $4.85 cheeseburgers, $2.75 half smokes.
 
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On On
 
Tiger Woods
(we have to turn that into a hash name, somehow)
 


Hash #1209 -- Sept 7, 2008, 3:00pm -- The Old Fashion Trail Announcement Trail

 
By far the most confounding aspect of erections is the phenomenon known as morning wood. Ladies, if you aren't familiar with the concept of morning wood, let's just say that roosters arent the only cocks that get up early every morning. I'm not sure what causes morning wood, and in the few Google searches I did on the topic at work, no one else knows either. At first I thought that maybe it had something to do with rubbing up against the bed sheets or sex dreams, but I proved this theory wrong on my red-eye flight back from Alaska.  In the middle of the flight, while I was awake and not thinking about sex at all, I suddenly experienced a raging erection at approximately the same time I would be waking up on the east coast.

Morning wood is beautiful, but it's also a pain. If you're like me, one of the first things you have to do in the morning is take a leak. Accomplishing this while little Hokie is standing at attention is difficult, to say the least. You can't bend it, so your option is to either sit down and dunk your junk in toilet water or to place your hands on the tank of the toilet in an attempt to achieve an optimal angle and end up looking like Superman in mid flight. Usually taking a leak cures morning wood. The only other known cure is good old fashion hardcore ass fucking.
 
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Hash #1209 -- Sep 7, 2008, 3:00pm -- The Return To Virginny Hash
 
Hares: JackOff Lantern, Clittish Invasion, Mystery Hares
 
Cost: $5
 
Start: Falls Church - Best Buy parking lot near Rt 7 and Columbia Pike
5799 Leesburg Pike, Falls Church, VA 22041
(in between Performance Bicycle and Best Buy)
 
D-erections:  
 
   Metro:  Take the metro to West Falls Church.  Take the 28B bus at 2:22pm to arrive at Leesburg Pike and Payne street by 2:49pm.  Walk 0.1 miles southeast on Leesburg Pike to the Best Buy.  Look for Wankers.
 
   Driving:  Git yourself to 7 corners, head east on Route 7.  Turn right at the Panera Bread into parking lot, head over in front of Best Buy.  Alternatively, get into the exit ramp for Columbia Pike south (or west), make an immediate right into shopping center parking lot.  Look for wankers.
 
Misc: Shiggy Trail - bring your own bottle of water to carry on trail!!!  NOT stroller friendly for runners.  Bring dry shoes (walkers too!)
 
OnOnOn:  La Paz - Mexican/Salvadoran cuisine.  Sunday night Karaoke (after 8pm)
5900 Columbia Pike Falls Church VA 22041

Specials:  $3.00 domestics, $3.50 imports (Dos XX, Tecate, Corona)

Combination plates all under $8.00

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The Beer Fairy Legal Defense Fund
 
You've all heard the stories, now the financial reality has set in.
Check out www.whitehousehash. comfor details and on how you can help.
 
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Sign up for Virginia Interhash 2008!
 
details at ...
 
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DC Red Dress Run
only $70 until Sept 15th
 
Don't wait any longer.
Sign up TODAY!!!
 
 
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