The people who want you to follow them around like Lemmings ...
Hash #1208 -- Sept 1, 2008, 3:00pm -- The Labor Day Trail
*Please Note the 3pm Monday start time*
Hash #1208 -- Sep 1, 2008, 3:00pm -- the LaborUnion hash
Hares: Gay Guy Counter, Jefe Lengua, Squeeky, Just Catherine
Cost: $5
Start: Gallery Place-Chinatown Metro / Mt. Vernon Square
D-erections:
Metro: Metro to Gallery Place-Chinatown. Walk North on 7th to H st. Turn Left on H. See the big parking lot on your right at 11th? Yeah, that's the one. Go to the art walk. Find wankers. If you don't see any wankers, check your watch. If it's after 6pm, you're too late. Metro to Union Station to meet us at the On On On.
Metro to Metro Center. Walk North on 12th to H st. Turn right on H. See the big parking lot on your left at 11th? Yeah, that's the one. Go to the art walk. Find wankers. If you don't see any wankers, check your watch. If it's after 6pm, you're too late. Metro to Union Station to meet us at the On On On.
Driving: Why don't you think about using public transportation? If not, get yourself a map to the intersection of 11th and H St. NW
Misc: Trail is A to B. Bag vehicle will be provided. Bring dry shoes, 2 condoms, $4.37 in exact change, a candy bar, one Q-tip, and a change of clothes. Clean underwear is recommended, if you plan to wear any.
OnOnOn: Dubliner, 520 N. Capitol St.
Specials: $3 bottles of: Sam Summer Ale, Sam White Ale, Dos Equis, Hook & Ladder
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Your Upcoming Calendar of Events ...
Porn To Fail Birthday Trail
DATE: Sunday, August 31st at 2 PM
LOCATION:
Adjacent to LDS Church at 6219 Villa Street Alexandria, VA off Franconia Road 1 block from Van Dorn Street
DIRECTIONS:
From the South:
Take 95 North to exit 169A toward VA 644 East, Franconia Road. Continue straight at stop light onto Spring Mall Road. Turn left onto Frontier Dr. Turn right onto Franconia Road and follow Franconia Road for approximately 2 miles and turn right onto Villa Street (3rd right after Beulah Road).
From the North, East, or West:
Get your butt to the 495 Beltway and take exit 173 to South Van Dorn Street (VA 613). Turn right onto South Van Dorn Street and follow it approximately .7 miles then turn right onto Franconia Road (VA 644) west. Make immediate left onto to Villa Street.
HARES: Porn To Fail, Tour duh Whore, Buddhi Jump-Her, Running Bare
Additional Info: It may be a good idea to bring a flashlight even though it will be mid-afternoon. (Hint, Hint). Dry change of clothes will not be necessary but shoes and socks will. Stroller friendly work-around will be provided by hares.
There will be a cookout after the trail is concluded. Hares are providing hamburgers, hot dogs, chicken tenders, veggie burgers and a keg of Yeungling. It is requested that you bring a dish to share.
Please let one of the hares know if you plan to attend so that they can have sufficient food and beer.
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It's time to PARRRTTTYYY!!!!!
EVITE LINK: http://www.evite.com/app/publicUrl/WGOCQQHMGTOLAJDISQVC/agm2008
Make sure you sign in as yourself, not someone else and/or not the entire hash, just you!
We're celebrating another year of SH*T and want you to join us! This year we have a whole weekend of debauchery planned. Cum for the AGM and stay for the night! * Permanently Screwed has a huge-ass field to crash in and we're going to party until the cows come home! MOOOOO! Then, we're going to crash in our tents and sleep it off until morning when we'll get up, grab some breakfast munchies and try to remember what we did the night before - all while getting ready for OTH's trail right down the street that afternoon! Whooo-frickin'-hoo!!!
*Overnight stay not required - you can party with us for the day and then head home to your warm little beds in the suburbs (or city) that night.
Please arrange for a sober driver or bring a tent just in case.
DETAILS:
September 6-7, 2008
Permanently Screwed's house in Lorton, VA
(Scroll out when you click this link to see the actual area)
Sign in starts at 1pm
Kegs tapped at 2pm
Hares away at 3pm
After party starts when trail is over (somewhere around 7pm)
COST: $25, limit 100 people! You are not officially registered until payment is received!
Payment Option #1: Show up to a SH*T hash and sign up with our lovely sign-in ladies.
Payment Option #2: Click the PayPal link here or in the evite, sign in to PayPal, click the send money tab, type the following:
To: hashcash@sohappyhash.com
Amount: 25.00
For: Services/Other
Then click 'Continue'
Scroll to the bottom of that page and under 'Email to Recipient' and type in the 'Message' section your
NERD NAME AND HASH NAME, then click 'Send Money.'
WHAT YOU GET:
Beer (duh), Toe tag, Awesome giveaway, Great trail, Shot checks, Yummy dinner (pig roast!), A reprisal of last year's Wheel of Misfortune!!,
Breakfast munchies, Quality time with SH*T-ty people, Music and dancing, Silly games, Beer (duh), Crash space (lawn)
OTHER THINGS TO BRING:
Your usual hash stuff plus camp chair, BUG SPRAY, tent and sleeping bag (if spending the night), BUG SPRAY, dancing shoes, etc...
Oh - and BUG SPRAY.
WHAT NOT TO BRING:
No Dogs: The homeowner has one and has requested you leave yours at home.
No glass containers: Drunken people drop stuff and we don't want glass everywhere.
Questions? Send a note to the So Happy Yahoo Group or any member of Mismanagement.
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OnOn
Hash #1207 -- Aug 25, 2008, 6:30pm -- The Brew Crew Hash
In honor of these week's Impending victory over EWH3 at Olympdics,
some "inspirational" quotes.
"I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style.
Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever."
GM: Mr. RA!
RA: Yes, sir?
GM: You're aware of the name of this Hash, aren't you Mr. RA?
RA: Very aware, sir!
GM: It bears a proud name, doesn't it, Mr. RA?
RA: Very proud, sir!
GM: It represents fine people.
RA: Very fine people, sir!
GM: Who run in for an outstanding Hash.
RA: Outstanding, sir!
GM: In the greatest country in the entire world.
RA: In the entire world, sir!
GM: And what is that name, Mr. RA?
RA: White House, sir!
GM And what do we say?
GM, RA: Go White House!
All: F*ck EWH3!
"It's the bottom of the 9th, the score is tied its time for the big one. "
"Do you realize that if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?"
Enough already,
I need to go hare a trail for the little kiddy hash!
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Hash O'Limp Dicks
THIS Saturday,
August 23rd at 3pm near Virginia Square Metro
We need as MANY White House Hashers as we can get to compete in such games as the FRB race and the 1 liter down down. Just show up and we'll take volunteers for individual events.
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The Beer Fairy Legal Defense Fund
You've all heard the stories, now the financial reality has set in.
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Hash #1207 -- Aug 25, 2008, 6:30pm -- The Brew Crew presents Beers of the World
Hares: Snap Crackle Poop, Wookin Pa Nub, A Salt My Ass, Louisville Sucker, Dyke Tyson, Easy Like Sunday Morning, Please Step Away From The Whores, Shamrock Your Cock, Beer Fairy, And How's Her Bush, Coin Operated, Runs With Bulls, Marco Homo and more Brew Crew
Brew Crew: most of the above mentioned bastards
Cost: $5
Start: Francis Scott Key Memorial Park at the corner of M Street and Key Bridge
D-erections:
Metro: Orange Line to Rosslyn, walk over the Key Bridge.
Driving: Are you kidding? This is a Brew Crew Trail. You don't want to drive. But if you must drive, google directions to M Street NW and 34th Street NW Washington DC
Misc: Numerous beverage checks. BRING A FLASHLIGHT. The sun is going down early and there are no street lights over much of the trail, walkers too. PI factor moderate, walkers too.
OnOnOn: Rhino Bar and Pumphouse,
3295 M Street NW Washington DC
Specials: $8 Pitchers of Miller Lite, Bud Light and Sierra Nevada. $10 Pizzas. 25 cent wings.
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OnOn
Hannibal Smith
Hash #1206 -- Monday, August 18th, 2008, 6:30pm - The "Like a Virgin" hash
What is going on at the White House Hash?
(if you showed UP more often, you would know)
Beer Mile
Its this Friday night!
August 15th
Sign in at 6:45, race at 7!
Directions: Location near U-Street/Cardoza Metro Station – Take the Green/Yellow line to U-Street/Cardoza Metro Station, use the 10th street exit and follow the chalk marks to the facility (10-15 minute walk, about .4 miles from the metro). Please note, last year's facility will not be used, this is a different location.
What is Beer Mile?
The White House Hash will be competing in the 2008 Beer Mile as the first leg of the Hash O'Limp Dicks (more about that in a moment) We need all our fast and/or drunken loyal members to come out and run for a good cause - BRAGGING RIGHTS. Both Men and woman compete, its 4 laps and 72 ounces of beer. There is NO LIMIT to the number of people we can enter in this thing, so EVERYONE - bring a six pack of beer and your best costume (costumes not required) .
*Insert joke here about PIO being Mark Spitz and O.B. being Michael Phelps*
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The Beer Fairy Legal Defense Fund
You've all heard the stories, now the financial reality has set in.
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Hash O'Limp Dicks
Saturday, August 23rd at 3pm near Virginia Square Metro
We need as MANY White House Hashers as we can get to compete in such games as the FRB race and the 1 liter down down. Just show up and we'll take volunteers for individual events.
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Can anyone tell me what an "Interhash" is?
Its an event where all the kennels from a given area come together and have one big, fun hash. All the same drinking, hooking up, and r*nning of our usual hash, but this time, in a NEW location, with NEW people, and hopefully you'll learn something NEW about hashing.
Virginia Interhash is the CLOSEST and CHEAPEST Interhash you are gonna find ...
Sign up and get details at ...
http://web.me.com/bashburn8/VAIHXV/VAIH_XV_Home.html
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Hash #1206 -- Aug 18, 2008, 6:30pm -- the "Like a Virgin" hash
Hares: No Child Left Behind, Fluffer No Butther, Eat Your Vegetables, Jack Off Lantern
Brew Crew: C : Enter/Hot Lunch
Cost: $5
Start: 11650 Nebel St. The abandoned office building on the corner of Nebel and Marinelli.
D-erections:
Metro: Red Line to White Flint. Exit, go left down Marinelli past the parking garages to Nebel. Look for the abandoned building on the SE corner.
Driving: 11650 Nebel St., Rockville, MD. Take the beltway to 355 and go north. Right on Marinelli to the end. There is plenty of street parking on Nebel, free after 7. The parking lot is still marked for permit parking so fork out a quarter for the meter until 7 so you won't risk being towed from the lot.
Misc: Suburban shiggy (soccer moms in mini vans), water possible so bring dry shoes. Bring a flash light.
OnOnOn: Hank Dietle's
11010 Rockville Pike, Rockville, MD
Voted BEST dive bar in the metro area.
I know we were just there but most of you were still hung over from the camping trip and didn't show up anyway.
Specials: As if their beer isn't cheap enough?
They don't have food but Domino's will deliver and there's fast food near the start and along the way if you want to drive/walk through and bring it with you.
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On On to Beer Mile
Cullen Jones
Hash #1205 -- Monday, August 11th, 2008, 6:30pm - The "We're not in Kansas (VA) anymore, Toto" Hash
People have told me they want a more "intelligent" rant,
so this week, I present ...
MotorMouth's Theory of Rela-titityFor Men,
The description of the size of a pair of tits is relative to the average of the last 3 pairs of tits he has seen.
B Cup + B Cup + A Cup followed by a C cup is defined as "Huge Titties"
Conversely
D Cup + D Cup + C Cup followed by B Cup is defined as "Tiny Titties"
For Woman
The description of the size of a pair of tits is relative to the speakers own breast size
or as quoted by Sir Mix A Lot
" Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her tits.
They are so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those Hasher guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those Hasher guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her Tits, they're just so big.
I can't believe it's just they're so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just such a Harriette!"
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Virginia Interhash 2008 will be hosted by "The Kennels of Northern Virginia"
(that means "US")
It will be held in Stanardsville, VA on September 26-28
Sign up and get details at ...
http://web.me.com/bashburn8/VAIHXV/VAIH_XV_Home.html
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DC HashO'LimpDicks 2008 is coming up on August 23rd.
Preceeded by the Beer Mile on August 15th.
White House needs YOUR SUPPORT to regain the title of PREMIER DC Hash
(even S.H.I.T. has a team of make and female pukers lined up, complete with Pit Crews)
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Hash #1205 -- Aug 11, 2008, 6:30pm -- The "White House of Maryland (again)" Hash
Hares: "And How's Her Bush" (WH4 & S.H.*.T. H3), "Fey Lay" (DCH4), "Slowman" (BAH3) and "No Name N'Yet" (MVH3)
Brew Crew: Stop the Erection & RU-469
Cost: $ 5.00
Start: Glenmont Metro
D-erections:
Metro: Glenmont Metro and follow chalk to start.
Driving: FROM THE BELTWAY: Find yourself to the Capital Beltway / Interstate 495, North (toward Rockville). Continue on the beltway into Maryland and take EXIT 31A for MD-97 / Georgia Avenue, North (toward Wheaton). Glenmont Metro station will be approx. 3½ miles from the beltway.
Misc: If you're parking at metro… you're paying, so… take metro!!
OnOnOn: Stained Glass Pub (adjacent to the metro station)
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OnOn to "Captain and Coke" Mile Training
MotorMouth