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Hash #1204 -- Monday, August 4th, 2008, 6:30pm - The Topless and Bottomless hash

 
You all think I'm SO TALKATIVE.
But writing you an only "R" rated Diary every week is HARD WORK!
 
I have to leave out all the X rated stuff
(which excludes MOST of the camping trip)
 
I have to be funny without using any of Gay Guy Counter's jokes
(what am I talking about, he's in VEGAS for god's sake)
 
I have to NOT piss of the ABC by mentioning any illegal activities
 
Does anyone else want this job?
Bueller? Bueller?
 
DAMMIT!
 
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 The Good, The Bad and the Ugly of the Camping trip
 
The Good:  We gave out a lot of Demerit badges.  That means lots of topless keg stands, lots of women doing the elephant walk, and lots of fire jumping.
 
The Bad: We gave out a lot of Demerit badges to DUDES.  That means too many naked keg stands and  too many men doing the elephant walk
 
The Ugly: We gave out a Lifetime UnderAchievement Demerit badge for Firejumping - well, attempted fire jumping
 
 
We want to thank ALL the volunteers, ALL the Mismanagement, and most of all YOU, our adoring fans, who make trips like this possible.
Without your support, we'd all just be a bunch of EWH3'ers who never leave DC.
 
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DC HashO'LimpDicks 2008 is coming up on August 23rd.
Preceeded by the Beer Mile on August 15th.
 
White House needs YOUR SUPPORT to regain the title of PREMIER DC Hash
(even S.H.I.T. has a team of make and female pukers lined up, complete with Pit Crews)
 
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Earlier this year, a team of DC area hashers fashioned the idea of
publishing a professional monthly magazine, to showcase the world of
the Hash House Harriers. Modest in the concept, the initial plan was
to focus on Eastcoast hashing kennels.

For more about these articles and many others, visit our website:
www.ononmagazine.com. There you can subscribe to the magazine online
through Authorize.Net, a trusted and secure leader in Online Shopping.
 

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Hash #1204 -- Monday, August 4th, 2008, 6:30pm -  The 69th Annual Tit and Snatch Hash

Hares: Tit-ly Winks, Snatch Shot, Tit-ka-Boob, and maybe a mystery Snatch           

Brew Crew: Please Step Away/Coin Operated

Cost: $5
 
Start: 
 Eastern Market Metro, 701 Pennsylvania Avenue SE

D-erections: From White House, get on Pennsylvania Ave going SE.  Link to map: http://tinyurl.com/67wnvn

OnOnOn:  Penn Ave Pour House, 319 Pennsylvania Ave SE
 
Specials:   $5 Wings & $12 Miller Lite Buckets
 
MISC: Dog and stroller friendly, minimal PI, urban shiggy.  Always be safe and wear your helmet.   
 
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Virginia Interhash 2008 will be hosted by "The Kennels of Northern Virginia"
(that means "US")
It will be held in Stanardsville, VA on September 26-28
Rego, Prices and Websites will be forthcoming
SAVE THE DATE!
 
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OnOn to Nittany Valley's 1050th run
 
What Can Brown Do for You
(or was I renamed on the camping trip again?)
 


Hash #1203 -- July 28, 2008, 6:30pm – The Monday after Recovery hash

 
This week's Discussion Item:
 
If the pack shortcuts, and then gets lost
is it the hares' fault?
*discuss amongst yourselves*
 
2ndly
the Hareline and announcements will soon be password protected
you will need to be on the white house email list to continue to have access to the trails,
so sign up today
 
3rd,
This is a call for all non-VA hares to step up!
 
and apparently some people are going camping this weekend ...
 
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Hash #1203 -- July 28, 2008, 6:30pm – The "WH4 gets Shiggy Wid IT - SHIT style" hash
 
Hares: Porn To Fail, Just Julia and one or more Mystery Hares
 
Cost: $5
 
Start: Grosvenor-Strathmore Metro
 10300 Rockville Pike, Bethesda, MD 20852
 
D-erections:
 
   Metro: Take the Red Line to Grosvenor-Strathmore station and follow chalk marks to start in parking garage Section 2A
 
   Driving:  (Are you kidding? At this time of day? – Good Luck!!)
                   Take I-495 to Rockville Pike North - Exit 34
                   (If coming from Virginia you have to go south on Rockville Pike first and make a U-turn at Alta Vista Rd)
                   Drive approx 1.5 miles and turn right at the 2nd turn for Tuckerman Ln
                   Drive to Metro Parking garage, park and look for wankers in Section 2A
 
Misc:   Bring a flashlight (YES, walkers – you too)
             Bring a dry change of clothes (and I DON'T mean just socks and shoes) (YES, walkers – you too)
             Surprisingly, not much PI on trail but just cause I didn't see it doesn't mean it's not there
             Dog friendly on both Runners and Walkers trails
 
OnOnOn:

             Hank Dietle's Tavern
             11010 Rockville Pike
             Rockville, MD 20852
             Phone – 301-881-8711

Specials: TBD

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OnOn to a drama-free weekend

MotorMouth

 


Hash #1198 -- July 21, 2008, 6:30pm -- the DYKE TYSON PRE-DEPLOYMENT hash

 
If you did NOT get this weeks trail announcement via email and you used to (or want to) click on the link for the yahoogroup.
 
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Hash #1198 -- July 21, 2008, 6:30pm -- the DYKE TYSON PRE-DEPLOYMENT hash
Wear your camoflauge cause we gots to send her off right
 
Hares: Dyke Tyson (On-her harey), Private Snowball, RU-469
 
Start: Parking Deck at Wheaton Metro
 
D-erections:
    Metro: Wheaton, Red Line, follow chalk to start
 
    Driving: If driving mapquest the VFW address (11316 Fern Street, Wheaton, MD 20902) b/c that will get you the best directions. If you are headed north on Georgia Ave, you'll want to turn RIGHT to find the correct parking deck. You will see the metro bus entrance on the left hand side with parking decks there for the mall, don't go that way. Turn right either on to Reedie, or if you miss that, turn right on University Blvd. The entrance to the garage is on Fern, which is between the two. We will of course be on the top of the parking garage.

Misc: A-A, Bring Dry bag, wet shiggy.
 
OnOnOn: VFW
 
Specials: Draft Beer $1.50, Cans $1.25, Liquor Drinks $2.50-3.00; Cash bar only, but there is an ATM inside.
 


Hash #1197 -- Monday, July 14, 2008, 6:30pm - The Pre-Pre Camping trip trail

 
In the words of the Seinfeld Soup Nazi ...
"NO RANT FOR YOU"
 
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Monday, July 14, 2008, 6:30pm -  Shiggy in the (Crystal) City
 
Hares: Pay Per View, Slurpee, Tooth Fairy and Tour duh Whore

Brew Crew: Turbo Twat/Blow Jack

Cost: $5
 
Start: Crystal City, Parking lot at the corner of 22nd and Eads Street
 
D-erections:

Metro: Blue or Yellow line to Crystal City.  Follow chalk to the start in the lot at 22nd and Eads Street.

Driving: Find your best route to Crystal City via Mapquest.  Meters are free after 6pm as is parking in the CC Underground Shops.
OnOnOn:
Crystal City Sports Pub
529 23rd Street
Arlington VA 22202

 
Specials:  ½ Price burgers and whatever beer specials they are having that day.

 Other Notes: Bring a Flashlight.  Dog/Stroller friendly walkers trail, shortcut if r*nner trail is to much for either.  Bring a Flashlight.  Bring dry bag and ivy block.  The hares are investigating every patch of shiggy in the area.  Bring a Flashlight.
 
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Two Weeks till the Camping trip and the Counselors will be picking up their "Girl Scout Uniforms" this weekend.  Plan to take Friday AND Monday off work, go buy a new camping chair with refrigerated cup holder and we will see everyone at Camp Morningwood.
 
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Red Dress Run
October 12th, 2008
We already have over 200 attendees,
price goes up at 300,
SIGN UP NOW.
 
 
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On On
 
What's my name again?
 


Hash #1196 -- Monday, June 30, 2008, 6:30pm - The NoMotion on the Ocean Memorial Hash

 
NoMotion on the Ocean, Marshall Brown, passed away this past April.  He was a long time White House hasher.  To memorialize his time with us we will be hosting a hash on the 8th analversary of his naming, which was July 3rd, 2000.  A portion of the proceeds from this week's hash will to toward the NoMo Memorial fund, which will go to the Toledo Community Foundation, to sponsor an annual scholarship to Wittenberg University in Marshall's honor.
You will also have the opportunity to donate more at sign in and at the OnOnOn.
 
I hope everyone comes out for this worthy cause and the celebrate a fallen hasher's life with us.
 
 
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Hash #1196   -- Monday, June 30, 2008, 6:30pm - The NoMotion on the Ocean Memorial Hash
 
Hares: Poodle F'd, Back Snatch, SnatchShot and Big Bang
 
Brew Crew: Marco Homo & RU 469

Cost: $5
 
Start: Dupont Circle 
 
D-erections: Take the Metro!

OnOnOn: Buffalo Billiards
 
Specials:  TBD
 
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Everyone have a safe and Happy 4th of July
 
MotorMouth