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Hash #1191 -- June 2, 2008, 6:30 pm -- Monday Night Lights!

 
Today's Rant:
 
In Honor of all the "Spurmos" out there ...
 
 
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"Lessons to keep you from dying before you lose your virginity!"
Brought to you by your CAMP MORNINGWOOD! Counselors.
 
Look both ways before crossing the street.  Don't drink beer from a broken glass. Practice safe sex by wearing lots of reflective gear.  Sign up for the WH4 JamWHoree at CAMP MORNINGWOOD! Before June 1st to get your discounted price of $89.
 
Here is a run down of our planned activities for the weekend of July 25-27 2008.
 
Friday
4pm - the art of tapping a keg  (Specializing in Dominion Pale Ale)
Nature walk
Dinner
Karaoke/dancing
Extra curricular activities
 
Saturday
Breakfast
Nature walk
Lunch
A chance to earn your Water Safety demerit badge
Games
Fish fry provided by Rear End Loader
JamWHoree dance social
Midnight nature walk
 
Sunday
Breakfast
Nature walk
Closing ceremonies  
Will you be one of the awardees of the coveted "water safety" demerit badge?
Will you earn your "naturalist" demerit badge?
Which of your friends will earn their "Knot Tieing" demerit badge?
Think you have what it takes to win the "Fire Marshall Bill" award?
 
Come to the Jam-Whore-e  and find out!
 
Your CAMP MORNINGWOOD! Counselors
Cocky and Dairy Queen
 
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The White House 1200th run will be at Midnight during the Camping trip.
If you do not participate, you will NOT be getting a demerit badge for it
 
Yes, its extortion,
but we want to see some of you NAKED!
 
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Hash #1191 June 2, 2008 at 6:30pm. The First Monday Night Summer Hash
 
Hares: Dyke Tyson, Jefe Lengua, Peace O' Chum
 
Brew Crew: Hungry Hungry Homo and One Time at Hand Camp
 
Cost: $5
 
Start:     Woodside Urban Park, 8800 Georgia Ave, Silver Spring, MD 20910
 
D-erections:
 
  Metro: Exit Silver Spring Metro, follow chalk to start, look for wankers.
 
  Driving: Google it or follow your GPS! Recommend parking near the
bar, then walk up Georgia Ave about 1/4 mile until you see the park.
You should run into the markings from the metro station. There is a
parking garage by both the metro and the bar, about a block 1/2 from
each other. Some on street parking around the park as well.
 
Misc: A-A'. Dog friendly. BRING PI BLOCK AND BUG SPRAY!!! Dry shoes.
Both walkers and runners will be shiggilicious.
 
OnOnOn: McGinty's Public House  (UPSTAIRS PART)
 
Specials: Good food, good beer, and Dyke Tyson will be there, so what more do you need?
 
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Tour Duh Hash is only 2 weeks away.
Request Time off work NOW!
 
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OnOn
What Can Brown do for you?
 


Hash #1189 & 1190 -- May 25 & 26, 2008 -- Memorial Day Weekend


In On-Her of Memorial Day weekend ...


School is out and it's a sort of a buzz
back then I didn't really know what it was
but now I see what have of this
the way that people respond to summer madness
the weather is hot and girls are dressing less
and checking out the fellas to tell 'em who's best
riding around in your jeep or your benzos
or in your Nissan sitting on lorenzos
back in Philly we be out in the park
a place called the plateau is where everybody goes
guys out hunting and girls doing likewise
honking at the honey in front of you with the light eyes
she turn around to see what you beeping at
it's like the summers a natural aphrodisiac
and with a pen and pad I compose this rhyme
to hit you and get you equipped for the summer time

Summer summer summertime
Time to sit back and unwind


It's late in the day and I ain't been on the court yet
hustle to the mall to get me a short set
yeah I got on sneaks but I need a new pair
cause basketball courts in the summer got girls there
the temperature's about 88
hop in the water plug just for old times sake
break to ya crib change your clothes once more
cause you're invited to a barbeque that's starting at 4
sitting with your friends cause y'all reminisce
about the days growing up and the first person you kiss
and as I think back makes me wonder how
the smell from a grill could spark up nostalgia
all the kids playing out front
little boys messin round with the girls playing double-dutch
while the DJ's spinning a tune as the old folks dance at your family reunion
then six o'clock rolls around
you just finished wiping your car down
it's time to cruise so you head to the summertime hangout
it looks like a car show
everybody come lookin real fine
fresh from the barber shop or fly from the beauty salon
every moment frontin and maxin
chillin in the car they spent all day waxin
leanin to the side but you can't speed through
Two miles an hour so everybody sees you
there's an air of love and of happiness
and this is the Fresh Prince's new definition of summer madness


Summer summer summertime
Time to sit back and unwind


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Hash 1189 – May 25, 2008 -- 3:00pm-- The Memorial Day Picnic Hash


HARES: And How's Her Bush and the BUSH CREW!!


Cost: $5


Start: Marcey Park; 2845 Marcey Road, Arlington, VA 22207

(ADC Map: Northern Virginia Map 9, J11 Arl)



D'ERECTIONS:


From Arlington (and Points East and North):

If Cumming via… George Washington Memorial Parkway, North (heading TOWARD I495)… take the Spout Run exit. Take the FIRST RIGHT onto Lorcom Lane. Take a RIGHT onto Nellie Custis Drive. Nellie Custis Drive bears RIGHT and turns into Military Road. Take a RIGHT (at the light) onto Marcey Road. Continue on Marcey Road to Marcey Park all the way to the end. If your car goes into the Potomac River… you've gone too far, but at least you'll be on trail!! Park (or have you car towed from the river) and look for wankers milling around doing 16oz curls.



from the Beltway:

via George Washington Memorial Parkway:
Find your way to the beltway and take the appropriate exit for Interstate 495, North towards Rockville, MD. Take EXIT 43 for George Washington Memorial Parkway, South towards Washington, DC. Take the SECOND EXIT for Route 123, Dolly Madison Boulevard and continue all the way until it dead ends into a "T" intersection with Glebe Road. Take a RIGHT onto Glebe Road… and you will start a monstrous climb (start thinking about what the trail is going to be like!!)… follow the signs and bear RIGHT FOR Military Road (this will be… North Old Glebe Road). Go through the first stop sign and take a LEFT on the bridge over Glebe Road. Take your first LEFT onto Military Road. Continue on Military Road for approx. 1½ miles… and take a LEFT onto Marcey Road (at the light) and continue to Marcey Park all the way to the end. Park and look for wankers milling around doing 16oz curls.

MISC:This trail is A to A'… so that means… bring dry clothes and shoes. PI Likely! EXTREMELY TOUGH DOGS ONLY!!
'third' auxiliary trail for those that are handicapped (seriously!!)

On On On: (with options!!)
[ THIS PLACE IS N'YET OPEN ]
Thirsty Bernie's (I think that's the spelling!?!). It's a brand new sports bar that was due to be open on May 12th!! I recently checked with them and they are STILL waiting on their 'liquor license'. It's located near the intersection of Route 29 and Glebe Road, adjacent to the 'Rite Aid'.

On On On Directions:
FROM START: Take Marcey Road out… LEFT onto Military Road… Military Road then turns RIGHT (if you continue bearing LEFT… you will be on Nellie Custis Road)… take a RIGHT onto Lorcom Lane… take a RIGHT onto Route 29, Lee Highway/Old Dominion. Just before you get to Glebe Road… you will want to take a LEFT at the Rite Aid (Address for the Rite Aid: 4720 Lee Hwy, Arlington, VA).

On On On On: If "Thirsty Bernie's" is n'yet open… we will try "Cowboy Café" (which is just across Glebe Road), however… they have a small bar and eating area so it will depend on the number of wankers we pull in this given Sunday!! (Address for Cowboy Café: 4792 Lee Hwy, Arlington, VA)

Otherwise… we continue further down Route 29… and head for Pizzas and Italian food at "Joe's Place… Pizza and Pasta". (Address for Joe's Place: 5555 Lee Hwy, Arlington, VA)

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Hash 1190 – May 26, 2008 -- 3:00pm -- the Memorial Day Hash


Hares: Bob Loblaw, Knee Deep Pussy High, Wooly Mammaries, Porn to Fail


Cost: $5


Start:Parking garage on Metro Park Dr, near the intersection of Beulah St. & Franconia Springfield Parkway, Springfield VA. Directions from 395 South - take the Franconia Exit (Exit 169A), follow signs to Franconia Rd. Go right on Fleet Dr, right on Beulah, then right on Metro Park Rd. Go into parking garage. Hash.

D'ERECTIONS: From 495 - exit Van Dorn St going south. Go right on Franconia Rd, left on Beulah, right on Metro Park Rd. Go into parking garage. Hash.

From metro - NOTE: this is a 1.1 mile walk. Exit Springfield Metro (Blue Line). Go east on Franconia Springfield Parkway for approx 1/2 mile. Go left on Beulah St. Left on Metro Park Rd. Go into parking garage. Hash. (we will mark the route to start in chalk for anyone coming from the metro)

Misc: A-A' with Bag Vehicle. Trail will be flat, dry, no shiggy. Duh. (Really, bring flashlight & dry clothes/shoes)

OnOnOn: Lucky's Sports Theatre
7027 Manchester Blvd
Alexandria

Specials….TBD

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DC RDR 2008,
October 11th
Rego's available SOON!!!

DC RDR Pre-Lube Full Moon Hash
October 10th
Rego's available SOON!!!


and there might be a camping trip or something coming up too ...

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What can Brown do for you?


Hash #1188 -- May 18, 2008, 3pm

 
Hash #1188 -- May 18, 2008, 3pm
 
Hares: Semen on the Pew, Jeffe Lengua, Poop Weiner, Quarter Pounder
 
Brew Crew: Runs With Bulls/Please Step Away

Cost: $5

Start: Ft. Slocum Park at the corner of Madison street and Kansas Ave
where it intersects with 2nd St, NW, Washington, DC.

D-erections:

  Metro:  Start is about a mile from the Ft. Totten Metro station (Red,
Yellow or Green Lines; be aware of delays on Green and Yellow lines this
weekend).  Go left when you exit metro and then cut across the park on
the asphalt trail.  This turns into Gallatin Street, NE.  Follow this to
North Capitol Street and turn right. Go north on North Capitol, cross
Riggs Road and New Hampshire Ave.  Turn left on Madison Street.  Start
is in the park at the intersection of Madison St, 2nd St, NW and Kansas
Ave.

  Driving:
       From Virginia:
  Take I-395 North till it ends of New York Ave in
DC.  Turn right onto New York Ave and then right again onto M St, NW,
just after the second traffic light.  At North Capitol St, turn left.
Follow North Capitol street north for about four miles, passing the
Washington Hospital Center and the Old Soldiers Home.  After Passing
through the intersections with Riggs Road and New Hampshire Ave, turn
left onto Madison St.  Start is two blocks down on the right.
       From Maryland:  Take New Hampshire Ave south into the District.
After crossing South Dakota Ave, take a right onto Madison St, NE.
Cross over North Capitol St and the start is two blocks down on the
right.

Misc: A to A.  Dog Friendly, walker's trail stroller friendly.  Bring
dry shoes and Ivy Block just to be on the safe side.

New on-on-on location:   Moroni & Brother's Pizza
                                        4811 Georgia Ave NW
                                        (Kansas Ave to Emerson, take a right then left on Georgia)
                                        Washington, DC 20011
                                        (202) 829-2090
 
Specials:  Food and alcohol in the same location!  Some of the best Pizza you'll ever have in DC!
 
 
 


Hash #1187 -- May 11, 2008 -- The "Your Momma" Hash

 
*sorry this is late, you still have plenty of time to start walking to the start from the Metro if you leave now*
 
 
In On-Her of mother's day,
I am devoting this post to the mothers we all know and love
 
(all links SFW)
 
Mom's cum in all shapes in sizes ...
 
 
Big Ones
 
Funny Ones
 
Some, we wish we visited more
 
Some that you wish you were our own mother's
 
Some we wish were the mother of our children
 
 
Each has "touched" the hash in a special way.
(some more so then others)
 
We want to thank all of them,
so I will personally "violate" anyone who had birthed a child at this week's circle
 
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We hash RAIN OR SHINE
Don't let a little weather deter you from drinking down downs.
(IPA tastes more like Miller Lite when it gets rain water in it)
 
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Due to POPULAR DEMAND, I will be taking GUEST/MYSTERY rants from the pack
If you think you are funny, or just have something (or someone) that you want to get off  your chest,
email me and I'll try to post it in a future trail announcement
 
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WHITE HOUSE CAMPING TRIP
Rego's coming SOON
Save the Date: July 25-27, 2008
 
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Hash #1187 May 11, 2008 at 3pm.  The Mothers Day Hash
 
Hares: Obeastiologist and Titly Winks, maybe a Mystery Hare or two ...
 
Brew Crew: And Hows Her Bush/Haystack
 
Start: WETA parking garage at
          2775 S Quincy St, Arlington, VA.
 
d-erections:  
from points north
take 395 south to exit 7, shirlington rd.
merge into s. Arlington Mill Rd.
make an immediate left onto s. quincy street.  parking garage will be on your left. 
 
from points south:
 
take 395 to exit 6 towards shirlington.
follow signs for richmond I395S
keep right at the fork, follow signs for s. quincy st.
turn right on quincy st.
garage is on your right
 
Note well regarding parking. 
Only the bottom 2 floors of the garage are available for public parking.  so please use them only.  There is also another parking garage across the street and plenty of street parking.  The hash is not easily metro accessible, but if you have no ride use the trip planner at www.wmata.com  The nearest metro is probably cyrstal city. 
Misc: walkers trail is friendly to dogs, people, strollers, and aliens.
runners trail is not stroller friendly but is dog friendly. 
If you have a stroller then please contact either obeastiologist or titly winks for some shortcuts. 
 
OnOnOn: Bungalow Billiards
               2766 S Arlington Mill Dr
               Arlington, VA 22206
               (703) 578-0020
 
Specials: TBA
 
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MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND ...
White House Hash returns to Monday Night Hashing!
 
In On-Her of this sacred event,
We will have a Sunday Picnic at 3pm on May 25th
and another trail Monday at 3pm on May 26th.
Watch the Hareline for details.
 
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"Did you ever wonder if your MOM gave a blowjob, just before she kissed you Good Night"
OnOn
 
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