The beginning of the MotorMouth Regime ...
Hash #1181 -- Mar 30, 2008-- EWH3 Attempts to Invade White House
We have a solemn occasion ...
No, Not a Naming,
No, Not Hermes and T.O.M.'s Elvis Wedding in Las Vegas,
We have the Birthday of our bastard step-child hash,
EWH3.
We are over 20 years old (as a hash),
and EWh3 is coming up on 9
(no wonder they act like spoiled little kids)
If you are reading this AFTER I wrote it,
then you may have already missed the SH*T 300 "Everyone gets Arrested" Trail yesterday
Which will be followed by the EWh3 "Everyone gets Lost" trail on Thursday
Friday will be the Beltway Bob "Everyone gets Drunk" pub crawl
Saturday is the "Everybody get Groped" Prom
and Sunday is "Everyone learns what a real hash is like" Run.
White House Veterans,
show some love to your mother hash
wear your WH swag.
While you are at it ...
Try to explain to the "Young Whipper-snappers" what a hash sh*t is,
and how to name someone without using profanity.
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Upcoming Events ...
Clash of the Kennels Birthday Hash
April 19th
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Hash #1181 -- March 30, 2008, 3pm -- EWH3 "Secret" Invasion
Hares: Shamrock Your Cock, Obeastiologist, Cum Dumpling, Blows a Tranny and a Mystery Hare
Brew Crew: Can't Find P*ssy in a Haystack, Small Wonder
Cost: $5
Start: East Falls Church Metro Station.
D-erections: Follow chalk, look for wankers.
Misc: Bring dry clothes and flashlights. Tough dog friendly. Not stroller friendly- contact the hares for a more stroller friendly work around.
On-On-On:
Clare and Don's Beach Shack (Dog Friendly on heated patio)
130 N. Washington St.
Falls Church, VA 22046
(Right next to State Theater)
Specials:
$10 for chicken/fish platter and a beer
Hash #1180 -- Mar 23, 2008-- the WH4 Easter Egg Hunt Hash
First, the HashSpace Report with our correspondent, Tater Tits:
3200 members as of this distribution
White House Group is ONE PERSON SHY of EWH3
(somebody put us over the TOP!)
And now the news, Take it away Venus de Penis
An INTREPID group of hashers is heading to Las Vegas this weekend for the "Elvis" wedding of Hermaphrodites On Unicycles and All I want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat.
SH*T might not have any hashers left in town this weekend, but even our beloved WH4 will be missing a few of our staple participants at the hash.
Texas Interhash is two weeks away and I promise to bring SHAME to my home hash on their ball buster trail
(this year, WITHOUT the WH4 hash sh*T)
This week's Rant, narrated by Missionary Impossible:
TRAVEL HASHING.
I've been considering this rant for a while,
and maybe I'm just LAZY today and decided to finally use it.
Its too late for Stinko de Mayo, but maybe some of the other upcoming events will benefit from it.
my message to all of you is ...
GET OUT OF DC AND HASH!
We have a unique situation in DC where we can hash every day of the week,
with different groups of people.
But how many of you take advantage of that?
Other then Tour duh Hash, how often do you run with BAH or OTH?
Most hashes around the world are very DIFFERENT then DC,
they have FEWER PEOPLE, they have very DIFFERENT TERRAIN and they are all OLDER than DC.
*not that there is anything WRONG with being old*
Find a local hash camping trip ... Rumson, NC/SC Interhash, Nittany Valley,
they are CHEAP, and are fun place to meet new people!
You don't have to spend your entire life hashing to take a few weekends a year to finally leave Adams Morgan and see that the rest of the hashes have good beer too.
Good Luck,
and We'll see you on the ROAD!
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Announcements provided by Mexican Humping Bean
Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
17th Annual Hash-A- Thon
April 5th, 2008
EVENT INFORMATION:
WHERE: GUNSTON ELEMENTARY SCHOOL (10100 Gunston Road, Lorton, VA 22079)
WHEN: SATURDAY APRIL 5TH, 2008. SIGN IN STARTS AT 11:00 AM SHARP!
1ST TRAIL STARTS AT NOON (Hares Away!)
2nd TRAIL 2PM (Lunch is after this trail)
3rd TRAIL 4PM
4TH TRAIL 6PM (Dinner is at Finish)
*Partial Fees are available for runners who don't run all trails, if you choose to run portions show up at the original start (Gunston Elementary) 15 minutes before the listed times for the trails. A shuttle will tote your lazy ass to the next start.
Any questions,
Email me, Air Spanker One @ maillard8693@...
or She Fingered Me @ shefingeredme@...
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EWH3 Prom 469th Run
March 29th
4-10pm
$15
Details at
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March Full Moon
This Friday night at 7PM the Full Moon Hash will be sponsored by the Great Falls HHH.
"The Old Brogue" in the center of Great Falls
(Address: 760 Walker Road, Great Falls, VA 22066).
$15
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April Full Moon
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This week's trail presented by Nipplepotamus
Hash #1180 -- Mar 23, 2008, 3pm -- the WH4 Easter Egg Hunt Hash
Hares: Trojan, Tastes Great – Always Willing, Private Snowball
Cost: $5
Start: Top Floor of Elm St. Parking Garage just behind Austin Grill, on the corner of Woodmont and Elm in Bethesda MD.
D-erections:
From the Metro: Take Red Line to Bethesda Metro Station, proceed SOUTH on Wisconsin Ave 2 Blocks, then go WEST on Elm St one Block to just past Woodmont. Parking Garage will be on your left. Go to the TOP Floor.
Driving:
From The North: Take Beltway to Wisconsin Ave/355/Rockville Pike South. Proceed south on Wisconsin Ave ~2.2 Miles and turn Right on Elm St. Go one block, Cross Woodmont Ave, and turn left into Elm St Parking Garage.
From the South: Drive around the Beltway til you are North of Bethesda, and follow directions above, OR, work your way through the city on Wisconsin, heading north to Bethesda, and then turn left on Elm.
Map:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Woodmont+and+Elm+St,+Bethesda+MD&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=50.02446,60.732422&ie=UTF8&z=16
Misc: A-A Trail
Runners Trail: Dog Friendly, NOT Stroller Friendly
Walkers Trail: Stroller and Dog Friendly
On-On-On: Austin Grill, Corner of Elm and Woodmont, 7278 Woodmont Avenue
Bethesda, MD 20814 301.656.1366
http://www.austingrill.com/austingrillee/index.php?/austin_grill_location/location/bethesda
Specials: The happy hour drinks are $2 draft Miller Lites and Shiner Bock, $2.50 draft Yuengling, and $3 draft Dos Equis, $4 frozen margaritas, and $5.50 margaritas on the rocks. For the food specials, there are: $3 wings, sliders, hard shell beef tacos, quesadillas, and queso. (This is the 'Bar Menu' - They are all smaller portions than the normal ones.)
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If you noticed there was not trail 1179,
just DEAL WITH IT,
we had to fix the hash numbers to match up!
send complaints to Whora the Explora
If you all can't come up with some GOOD HASH NAMES based on these examples,
DON'T BLAME ME!
Hash #1178 -- Mar 16, 2008-- Bailey's Crossroads
Hi, My name is Motormouth,
and I'm an addict
(the first step is admitting you have a problem)
This topic was already brought up by by counterpart @ EWH3.
But we are going to SHARE rants this week.
I'm talking ... ofcourse ... about ...
Now I want you to understand,
I do not use MySpace,
I do not use Facebook
I do not even know what Twitter or Pownce are.
But I LOVE Hashspace.
I'm member 250
I joined on Monday
Today there are over 1000 people on there.
Its growing like WILDFIRE
I don't want this to be a competition.
Both EWH3 and WH have "groups" on there
But I want our hash to have more members!!!
(It was funny to watch Nittany and the Trash start out with more numbers then us, and then fall behind when they realised that their hashes are HALF the size of DC)
Add pics,
comment of fellow hashers lame pages
Try to be the person with the most friends.
Play the "3 degrees of sex with Blah Blah Blah" game
I spend pretty much all day on there,
seeing who the new members are,
commenting on pics,
fixing every spelling error I find on my page.
I may need some methedone if I lose internet access again.
You've been warned ...
Apparently there is a hash this week led by JackOff Lantern
and one next week led by Trojan in Bethesda
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Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
17th Annual Hash-A- Thon
April 5th, 2008
EVENT INFORMATION:
WHERE: GUNSTON ELEMENTARY SCHOOL (10100 Gunston Road, Lorton, VA 22079)
WHEN: SATURDAY APRIL 5TH, 2008. SIGN IN STARTS AT 11:00 AM SHARP!
1ST TRAIL STARTS AT NOON (Hares Away!)
2nd TRAIL 2PM (Lunch is after this trail)
3rd TRAIL 4PM
4TH TRAIL 6PM (Dinner is at Finish)
*Partial Fees are available for runners who don't run all trails, if you choose to run portions show up at the original start (Gunston Elementary) 15 minutes before the listed times for the trails. A shuttle will tote your lazy ass to the next start.
Any questions,
Email me, Air Spanker One @ maillard8693@...
or She Fingered Me @ shefingeredme@...
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EWH3 Prom
469th Run
March 29th
4-10pm
$15
Details at
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Hash #1178 -- Mar 16, 2008, 3pm -- Bailey's Crossroads
Hares: JackOff Lantern, Duck Job, 14K, Bad Dog
Cost: $5
Start: DSW Shoe Whorehouse, 5518 Leesburg Pike, Falls Church, VA
D-erections:
Metro: From the Ballston Metro, take bus 25A at 2:45pm and get off at Carlin Springs Road and Leesburg Pike. Walk .15 miles southeast on Leesburg Pike.
Driving: From the West: Take the capital beltway to the exit for Rt 50 East. At Seven Corners, turn slight right to head East on Rt 7 for 2.5 miles. DSW is on the left, just before Olive Garden. Find wankers in back of parking lot.
From the East: Find your way to I-395 South out of DC, then take Exit 5, for King Street, Route 7 West. Follow for 1.9 miles. DSW is on the right, just after Olive Garden. Find wankers in back of parking lot.
Misc: All the "friendlies" are on the walkers trail - Runners should bring dry shoes for On-After.
OnOnOn: Chili's Grill and Bar, 5501 Leesburg Pike, Falls Church, VA
Specials: TBD
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On "Rehab is for Quitters" On
WH4 Hash 1177 -- Mar 9, 2008 -- Daylight Saving Trail
Everyone asks me
Whats with your Format?
Why is it spaced out so much
Dude, its a Haiku
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
O.k.
Normally, I don't write in haiku
but I do use a lot of line breaks
Just to break up the flow of what I'm preachin'
(Just wait until you try to figure out what it means when I write in parenthesis and "quotes" and ...)
Enough of that,
On to ... Today's Rant ...
As they say
"A word to the wise is sufficient"
Young hashers, learn from your "elders"
A terrible thing happened on the way to the hash last week
My phone suffered from "Moisture Damage"
which would be really cool if it happened in the midst of a sexual tryst
(haha, that almost rhymes)
Moisture damage is I think what the people at SPRINT say when they have no idea why your phone won't turn on.
Ofcourse, I DO have the insurance on the phone,
which means I get to pay $50 for a replacement (in addition to the $3 a month for the last 12 months)
just to end up with a brand new, year old model!
but money aside,
I LOST ALL MY NUMBERS.
Now,
I consider myself pretty organized about numbers in my phone
(some would say "Biter")
I back up numbers all the time
but only the people I delete - Ex's, dead beat friends, random chicks from the bar that I never called.
This also helps prevent "drunk dialing"
So all my numbers,
GONE
Most of the people in there, I have email addresses for.
Many of them will randomly call me in the next few months and I will get their numbers back.
All the other numbers ... *poof*
I consider this a "cleansing"
kinda like getting thrown in the Potomac after a long run
You don't appreciate it at first
but then you realize ... it was probably for the best.
A word to the wise is sufficient ... BACK UP YOUR DAMN CELL PHONE
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What's coming up ...
EWH3's 469th Run
(so young, so tender)
$15, prom themed
OTH Hash-a-thon
April 5th
What's coming up at the White House Hash ...
3/16 - JackOff Lantern at Bailey's Crossroads
3/23 - Trojan and Taste's Great, Always Willing in Bethesda
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One More Note ... its DAYLIGHT SAVING WEEKEND.
That means ONE LESS HOUR OF HOOKING UP SATURDAY NIGHT.
Don't be late for the hash - NO REFUNDS ON UNDRANK BEER.
Hash #1177 -- Mar 9, 2008, 3pm
Hares: Tit-ly Winks, Obeastiologiest, Dairy Queen, Mount My Rear
Cost: $5
Start: Parking lot behind Enterprise Car Rental, 4213 Duke St Alexandria VA
D-erections:
Metro: Not super easy via metro. The two closest metro stops are King Street (Yellow Line) or Van Dorn Metro (Blue Line). A bus does run from each of those metro stops to Duke St and Gordon St where the start is. Also, the start is about 2.5 miles on Duke St from the King Street metro. That should be more than enough information for you to be able to figure out how to metro to the start.
Driving: Take 395 to Exit 3A. Merge onto VA-236 E (Duke St) via EXIT 3A toward LANDMARK. Follow Duke St about 2 miles to Duke St and Gordon St. Turn left onto Gordon St at the Enterprise Car Rental. Proceed to the parking lot behind the Enterprise Car Rental, park and look for wankers. OR Use any mapping software to get yourself to 4213 Duke St, Alexandria VA
Misc: A to A'. Dog friendly. Bring dry bag and shoes. Not stroller friendly.
OnOnOn: Los Toltecas (formerly Dancing Peppers Cantina) 4111 Duke Street Alexandria VA
Specials: Lots of beer and margarita specials. They are excited to have us there.
"May the Hash Get a Piece"
