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WH4 Hash 1176 -- Mar 2, 2008 -- Leap Year Trail

 
I find myself with a lot of random thoughts in my head this week. 
Not the normal "how would she look naked" thoughts
 
But things that make you go ...
(you guessed it)
 
      Hmmmmmmm
 
 Everyone has seen
 
Isn't it black history month?
(o.k., brown in my case.)
But, Where is "our" site?
 
But, phor you, my adoring phans, I phinally phound it ...
 
Not exactly the same, but still phunny.
 
I did get suggestions to rant about the Democratic debate,
but we will NOT be having polical conversations in this phorum.
Besides,
the sexual tension between Obama and Hilary is worse then between me and Rotten Whore.
 
 
There are still a few trail open before the switch to Monday night hashing,
Get em while they're H.O.T.
 
Remember, this will be your last chance to run somewhere other then a metro until September
(unless you want to run with the "smokers" hash ...)
 
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I've got no requests to announce the EWH3 Prom
or the OTH Full Moon,
but I'm sure you can find information somewhere on there sites
 
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Hash #1176 -- Mar 2, 2008, 3pm
 
Hares: Dyke Tyson, Late Nite Drive Through, Peace O' Chum, Catch Her in the Thighs

Cost: $5
 
Start: Parking Deck at Wheaton Metro

D-erections:
 
   Metro: Wheaton, Red Line, follow chalk to start

    Driving: If driving mapquest the VFW address (11316 Fern Street, Wheaton, MD 20902) b/c that will get you the best directions. If you are headed north on Georgia Ave, you'll want to turn RIGHT to find the correct parking deck. You will see the metro bus entrance on the left hand side with parking decks there for the mall, don't go that way. Turn right either on to Reedie, or if you miss that, turn right on University Blvd. The entrance to the garage is on Fern, which is between the two. We will of course be on the top of the parking garage.
 
Misc: A-A, Bring Dry bag, wet shiggy.

OnOnOn: VFW

Specials: Draft Beer $1.50, Cans $1.25, Liquor Drinks $2.50-3.00; Cash bar only, but there is an ATM inside.
 
 
May the Hash be with you


WH4 Hash 1175 -- Feb 24, 2008 -- The "Are we Gonna name Just Breech" trail

 
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
 
Please direct all questions about any alleged misconduct to my Public Hash Defender's office
 
This weeks message is for the hares,
and,
indirectly for the pack to know what to expect from the hares.
 
First of all,
Have you looked at the hareline lately?
ofcourse not!
but you should
because I'm only publishing a few weeks out,
(Do people really plan vacations around WHO is haring a WH4 trail?)
 
New policy of this hareraisor is to NOT give out out future trails until all the trails leading up to it are full. 
 
And the hares that step up in the "lean times" will be rewarded with those juicy, desirable summer dates.
 
Secondly,
Haring a trail.
 
Not sure if you are a good hare?
well, look what I found, a guide telling you exactly how to do a good job ....
 
(note that this link is different from the webpage, use THIS ONE)
 
Read it,
Know it,
LOVE IT!
 
Pack,
If you don't like a trail,
step up and show us how to do one better.
The standard rule of thumb is r*nning 10 trails for every 1 hare.
 
You don't want us to turn out like the SH*T hash, do you?
Where 5 alpha hares basically rotate every few weeks
 
Pack,
if you short cut and miss a shot, or the beer check
its your own damn fault!
 
Pack,
if you want to avoid the water and follow "Follow the Bleeder",
do so at your own risk.  If the bar is closed by the time you get there, its your own damn fault!
 
 
<-- end of rant -->
 
Anyone who knows Just Breech
(and I mean that in the BIBLICAL SENSE)
will want to be out this weekend for her first haring,
and MAYBE her naming.
 
I know that she used to work in Pharmaceutical Law and that she likes to flash guys at The Crab Shack, everything else is up to you to ask.
 
Good Luck,
 
And May The Hash Be With You
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Hash #1175 -- Feb 24, 2008, 3pm
 
Hares: Jefe Lingua, Squeaky, Catch Her In The Thighs, Just Breech
 
Cost: $5
 
Start: West Hyattsville Metro
2700 Hamilton St.
Hyattsville, MD 20782
 
D-erections:
 
Green Line to West Hyattsville Metro.  Follow marks to Start.
or use a map if you are driving
 
Misc: A-A.  Walkers' trail is dog- and stroller-friendly.  Runners' trail is dog-friendly.  Trail is short-ish and flat-ish.  Trail will be wet if it has just rained, is raining, or if you are especially clumsy.
 
OnOnOn:
Acapulco Spirit Restaurant
3100 Hamilton St
Hyattsville, MD 20782
 
Specials:
$3 domestics
$3.50 imports
 
 


WH4 Hash 1174 -- Feb 17, 2008 -- Ex's are False Trails

I'll wait till my Rant before I get into the topic of VD ...
(Wait for it, WAIT FOR IT)
 
Some images below may be disturbing to some viewers
(slightly NSFW)
 








Here is what has been going on in the world of hashing locally.
 
    Rule 1) Don't be like Poop Weiner at last Thursday's EWH3 Trail
 
    Rule 2) Don't be like Haystack at last weekend's EWH3 Ski Trip
 
 
 
Why you ask?
 
Here are the reasons ...
   
        
                            
                                                                   Exhibit A




If you are not on MisManagement PLEASE don't "help" with talking to the cops.
(caveat - if you ARE on mismanagement and are drunk and holding a beer,  PLEASE don't "help" with talking to the cops either)
Enough said!


 
 
                             *censored*
 
                                                           Exhibit A & B
                                       (where is she, I haven't seen her lately)
 
 
This picture should need no explanation.
Actually it probably DOES need an explanation and I just don't want to go down that road
(which is more then I can say for Haystack and Cum Dumpling)
 
 
Enough about our weekend debauchery,
on to the real subject at hand ...
 
 
BLACK THURSDAY
 

(this is actually the second draft of this rant, the first one was a little ... BITTER)


I F*CKING HATE VALENTINE'S DAY!
AND NOT JUST CAUSING I'M SINGLE!

wait
wait
wait

this is supposed to be the gentler rant.


Its not that I mind romance
its just that I prefer to spread it out over multiple dates
instead of one night of flowers, chocolates, dinner, a limo and an engagement ring!

And don't get me started on the FEMINIST angle to this whole thing.

I'm ALL ABOUT equal pay for woman

SO explain to me how Valentine's day fits in?

Men might as well be paying dowries!


I'm starting a movement to have National Blowjob day moved from March 14th to February 15th
that way the guys have more INCENTIVE


So this Valentine's day,
I want to send this message to all my fellow hashers for Valentine's day.
(thanks to BBO)



                                            
 
                               
 
 
Gay Guy Counter has this WONDERFUL IDEA that we should celebrate the best part of a relationship on trail this weekend.
 
THE END!
 
So join all the wounded souls this Sunday and hopefully we will have better weather then the SH*T hash had last night.
 
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We all have exes, don't we?  Well, your V-Day advice is a day late and a
dollar short, but here you go.  Exes are false trails!  If you divorced
or dumped him or her, it's just bad form to go back for seconds.  So
this week, we're celebrating the 2007 emancipation of a few hares with
the "Exes Are False Trails" hash. Here's to hooking up with someone
OTHER than your ex.  True Trail!
 
Hares: Gay Guy Counter, Rambutt, The Cock Strikes Twelve, Planes Trains
& Automobiles
 
Cost: $5
 
Start: Rosslyn - Iwo Jima Memorial
 
Directions: Rosslyn Metro (Orange or Blue lines) - exit to North Fort
Meyer Drive - turn left and keep on going up and over Route 50.  Follow
chalk to start.
 
Misc: A-A'. Bag vehicle provided. Trail will be short, dry, flat.  Bring
dry shoes anyway.  You'll be glad you did.
 
OnOnOn: Rhodeside Grill (Downstairs, that is)
 
Specials: You are all very special to us. Regardless, Rhodeside offers
35 cent wings!  $2.50 Miller Lite Drafts from 5-9PM.
 


WH4 Hash 1173 -- February 10, 2008 -- Get your ass back from Skiing!

 
Dear Diary,
(that's what you young people refer to as a "blog")
 
Sorry I haven't written sooner, I was waiting on the damn hare to give me his trail announcement.
 
I think we should make him do an extra down down at Circle.
 
On second thought,
he is haring a trail when many of my faithful hares will be at the EWH3 Ski trip
 
But then again,
he is late because he was in Durango
NO SYMPATHY 4 U!
 
 
What are the chances that the WH hareraisor and the EWH3 hareraisor both have the same birthday?
(ofcourse, the older hash, has the older hareraisor)
and in true EWH3 fashion, Dial F is hungover this morning
(damn rookie, needs to learn when not to dance on the chairs at the Reef!)
 
In honor of our fateful day,
we will be rewarding the hash with a "HareRaisor's Revenge Trail" on April 13th
"The return of the Mouth" 
you might want to play dead that week.
 
 
Gay Guy think's he's funny by hosting a post-valentine's day (or as I call it "Black Thursday") trail named
"Ex's are False Trails"
Apparently he, and all the other bitter divorcees are getting together and making us chase our own trails.
(kinda like they all did when they were married)
 
I've read his hash trashes
they aren't THAT FUNNY.
 
 
 
I do want to thank Cocka-doodle-do-me for the material for this week's rant.
 
 
 
I know SOME of you don't actually read digby's
so you may not be aware of the newest viral hash buzz
 
 
You take a quiz
(one that obviously was made by hashers that have never seen the SIZE of DC hashes-since you can only enter 99 people as the maximum number of hash-mates)
and they tell you what "personality" you make up in the hash.
 
Obviously there is Hash Flirt (read SLUT)
Hash Monkey - (think Blah Blah Blah)
Hash Butterfly - (sounds like a kinky s3xual position)
pobably a few more ...
 
and the one I got
(and I didn't lie during the questionaire)
 
The Hash Lion

Proud, determined and outspoken, you like to take a lead in the Hash - and not just on Hashing stuff. Though you are not necessarily sober, you find doing so easy and people respond to your flirting abilities. This, sometimes latent, power is very attractive to other people in your hash environment and though you are not an overtly sexual person you do use this to your advantage. And sometimes you do actually take advantage, diving dramatically into a dangerous liaison without really thinking about whether it's the wisest course of action. This is the lion in you, but thankfully you don't often act so wildly, preferring to let your presence alone dominate the Hash while continuing to stalk possible prey. The problem can be finding hashers who can cope with your virile nature and strength of will - combined these could scare off some very suitable sexual victims. If you want to add some subtlety to your usual hunting technique try ... [drinking less Captain Morgan] 

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WH4 Hash 1173 – the intersection from hell trail
 
Sunday, February 10th, 2007 3:00 PM – Vienna Metro Station South Parking Garage
 
Hares: Bitch, Where My Money?!, Fire in the Cornhole, Budhi Jumper

Cost:  $5
 
Start: Vienna Metro Station South Parking Garage near parking section G5
2900 Nutley St., Fairfax, VA 22031
 
http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?searchtype=address&country=US&addtohistory=&searchtab=home&formtype=address&popflag=0&latitude=&longitude=&name=&phone=&level=&cat=&address=2900+Nutley+St&city=Fairfax&state=VA&zipcode=22031
 
D-erections:
(Metro)
Get to the orange line and follow it to Vienna Metro Station. Proceed to the South Parking Garage- Look for wankers and hash.

(Driving from Maryland and Virginia)
Get yourself to Rt 66 headed west.
Take the Nutley St (rt 243) exit south
Make a right on Saintsbury Drive
Follow past the metro station
Parking Garage will be on the right.

Miscellaneous:
Live A-A' trail with all the trappings of a B$/Fire trail, hills, water, mud, barking spiders, rabid midgets, and AHHB*. Bring a flashlight and a change of cloths as usual and remember, a warm beer is better than no beer. (hareraisor's note - WE BETTER HAVE COLD BEER!)
*The hares can not guarantee that AHHB will be on trail
 
On-On-On:
Glory Days
3059 Nutley Street
Fairfax, VA 22031
 
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"May the Hash be with you"
MotorMouth
wh4 HareRaisor