WH4 Hash 1156 -- Oct 28, 2007-- 3:00pm -- Courthouse

It's that time of the year again, when our craziest and least hungover (booo!) hashers run 26.2 miles in an effort to find fame, glory, personal satisfaction and an opportunity to hear those 15 magical words: "Wow, I am so impressed you ran a marathon.  Would you like to have intercourse?"

For those who DO wish to be hungover Sunday morning, you should go to the WH4/Full Moon Halloween party on Saturday night.  Add yourself to this evite, get a slutty costume, and lurch on over to Eastern Market Metro. (If you can't open the evite for some reason, it starts at 5pm, bring $15.)

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Upcumming Trails
 
11/4 -- Jack Off Lantern, Gay Guy Counter, Snatchatory Rape, and Rambutt -- Van Dorn
11/11 -- Dyke Tyson, BobLoblaw, Motormouth, and Assault My Ass
11/18 -- Put It Out, Ivagination, DrJack and a Mystery Hare -- Fairfax
 
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Hash 1156 -- Oct 28, 2007 -- 3 pm -- Courthouse Metro

MCM Recovery Trail

Hares:  Titly Winks, Obeastiologist
 
Brew Crew:  Mellow Foreskin Cheese, One Time @ Hand Camp

Cost: $5

Start: Courthouse Metro -- follow marks to start

Directions:

Hash 1155 update

Two things:

(1) parking might be tight at the Bungalow Billiards lot.  There is additional parking in various garages nearby. 

(2) The OnOnOn location has been moved to Cap City Brewery: 2700 S Quincy St, (703) 578-3888.  They're offering $3 pints and half-priced appetizers (apps at bar only). 

See you tomorrow.

--Tranny

WH4 Hash 1155 -- Oct 21, 2007-- 3:00pm -- Shirlington

From the north: Get yourself on I-395 S.  Take Exit 7 towards Shirlington.  Merge on to South Arlington Mill Drive.  Turn left on to Randolph St, then an immediate left into the parking lot.

 

From the south: Take I-395 N.  Take exit 6 towards Shirlington.  Go around in a big loop and turn off at Quincy St.  Merge on to 28th St.  Turn right on Randolph and then right into the parking lot.

 

MetroBus: Take the 7A (towards Landmark) from the Pentagon at 3:00pm.  Get off 7 minutes later at the corner of S Quincy St and S Arlington Mill Dr.  Wander over and look for wankers.

WH4 Hash 1154 -- Oct 14, 2007-- 3:00pm -- Ballston

I have two reminders this week.

(1) The WH4 MisManagement open house is next Tuesday, 7pm, at Dr Dremo's.  Sadly, this will be the last mismanagement open house ever to be held at Dremo's in October.  Please come out and help make it a special evening for us.

(2) In hashing, we have these things called "trails" where you show up and someone has been nice enough to buy flour and coloring (so we all don't get arrested), figure out where to go so that the pack has fun, coordinate with the brew crew, find an out-of-the-way place we can stand around and drink afterwards (again, so that we don't get arrested).  You may have heard of these "trails"?  Anyway, not enough of you are SIGNING UP TO HARE THE FUCKING TRAILS!!!  So until I see more of that hareline filled in, we're going back to feces-and-KY-themed trail announcements.  That's right:

ASS FUCKING

Please get a couple of co-hares this Sunday and email me with your proposed trails...  blowsatranny@gmail.com

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Upcumming Trails

10/21 --  Need hares
10/28 --  Need hares
11/4 -- Jack Off Lantern

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Hash 1154 -- Oct 14, 2007 -- 3 pm -- Ballston

Hares: Crafty, Just Rachel, Just Holly, Mellow Foreskin Cheese, and Mr. Magoo

Brew Crew: Thong Butt Not Forgotten & Gay Rod

Cost: $5

Start: I-66 Parking Structure near Ballston

Directions: Get off (heh) at Ballston, walk towards the IHOP, turn left at Stafford and walk 4 blocks.

Driving: Head towards this intersection.

Misc: Dry shoes, change of WARM clothes.  Maybe some PI.  Bring a flashlight!!

OnOnOn:
Buffalo D's Wings and Things
4213 N. Fairfax Drive
Arlington, VA, 22201

OnOn,
Blows A Tranny

WH4 Hash 1152 & 1153 -- Oct 7, 2007 -- Clarendon & Georgetown

Did you know?!

I think we're all aware that members of WH4 mismanagement and brew crew are admired for being physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.  But did you know that helping out with MM or BC will actually make you a better person?  It's true!  4 out of 5 deities and dentists agree -- spending a little of your free time helping the hash will result in increased chance of a (positive) eternal reward and cleaner, whiter teeth.

If those prospects appeal to you, come out to our informational meeting on the evening of October 15th.  Our GM Jack Off Lantern will send an official announcement, but rumor has it that the meeting will be someplace where beer is available.

Okay, on to this weekend's trails.  Since this is a special weekend for DC Hashing, WH4 is holding two trails on Sunday.  The first is a RDR recovery trail, so very little running will be required, and lots of hare-of-the-dog type drinks will be available.  That'll be 10am at Clarendon.  Later, at 3pm, will be our regular trail starting in Georgetown.

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Hey, fuckers, sign up for trails.  That hareline is looking mighty bare.  Email me at blowsatranny@gmail.com

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Upcumming Trails

10/14 -- CRAFTY & friends -- TBA
10/21 --  Need hares
10/28 --  Need hares

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Hash 1152  -- Oct 7, 2007 -- 10 am -- Clarendon Metro

Hares: Dildo Shaggins, Wooly Mammaries, Duck Duck Bush

Start: Clarendon Metro

Misc: Fatboy Trail.  No running.  Only walking and drinking.  Flashlight, dry shoes, change of clothes NOT required.

OnOnOn: Shaggins' house

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Hash 1153 -- Oct 7, 2007 -- 3 pm -- Georgetown

Hares: Vodka Running Wall 7 Lame, Small Wonder, Can't Fuck Dust

Start: Georgetown, near Key Bridge

Directions: Take the metro to Rosslyn, walk across the bridge.  Look for wankers.  If you're driving, drive across the bridge, begin futile search for parking, park and hash.

Misc: the usual.  Dry shoes, change of clothes.  Maybe some PI.

OnOnOn:
The Guards
2915 M St NW
Washington, DC 20007

OnOn,
Blows A Tranny