WH4 Hash 1134 -- July 2, 2007 -- 6:30 pm -- Ballston Metro

Between right now and Monday night, you wankers have two assignments:

1. Find a few hot harriettes to hare a trail for July 23rd and pitch me the idea during trail. Normally, I would say the harriettes should like to flash in circle. But I won't be there, so whatev.

2. Put your checkbook in your hash bag. When you sign in on Monday, ask for a Camp Kamanawanalei'a signup sheet. Fill it out and write a check.

So that's the deal. You do those two things and MAYBE I'll try to write something amusing for next week. Maybe.

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Upcumming Trails

7/9 -- Titly Winks & Obeastiologist -- Waterfront Metro
7/16 -- Backsnatch & Hare P'p'pie -- Columbia Heights Metro
7/23 -- NEED HARES!!!

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Announcements!!

Go camping!! Sign up by trail on Monday pay the lowest rate, only $85. You're gonna go anyway, so pay now! Info here.

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WH4 Hash 11334– Monday, July 2nd 2007 6:30 PM – Ballson Metro

The North and the South - Canada Day trail

Hares: White Kane and Saskatchewsnatch

Start: Ballston Metro -- Fields Park, about 6 blocks west of the Metro along Fairfax Dr. See map.

Cost: $5

Miscellaneous: A-A', Dry shoes, etc.

OnOnOn:

WH4 Hash 1133 -- June 25, 2007 -- 6:30 pm -- Union Station Metro

What is your favorite summer camp memory?

Was the bug juice? Learning to sail under the tutelage of that older "bad boy" high school student?

Or maybe sneaking around for your first round of heaving petting?

Or was it getting smashed and running around naked with eleventeen of your idiot friends?

Maybe it was astronomy class. But if you've been hashing awhile and you're not me, the naked running thing probably rings a bell.

So come join us at Camp Kamanawanalei'a the weekend of July 27-29. To paraphrase the girl scouts, you can make new memories and obliterate the old -- the tequila is silver and the beer is gold.


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Upcumming Trails

7/2 -- White Kane and Saskatchewsnatch -- Ballston
7/9 -- Titly Winks & Obeastiologist -- Waterfront Metro
7/16 -- Backsnatch & Hare P'p'pie -- TBA

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Announcements!!

Go Camping! It's a lot of work to put it together, so it would be rude not to. Info here.

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WH4 Hash 1133 – Monday, June 25th 2007 6:30 PM – Union Station Metro

The ShortCutters Beware Hash

Hares: MotorMouth, Follow the Bleeder, Gimmie an "O"

WH4 Hash 1132 -- June 18, 2007 -- 6:30 pm -- Ballston Metro

Birthdays birthdays and more fucking birthdays. This past week brought you the Lil' Red birthday bash. Tonight you can go celebrate the 40th Birthdays of Tooth Fairy, Slurpee, Wookin Pa Nub and Fox Twat. Oh yeah, it's also WH4's 20th birthday. (Next year I'll buy it a beer, then a really disgusting shot to make it throw up.) Next week we're forcing you to celebrate Mellow Foreskin Cheese's 103rd birthday. (His top two birthday wishes: Viagra and Metamucil.)

Enough with birthdays, because birthdays are like your mom. Everyone hopes they'll be a good time, but they only come once a year and usually just suck.

Onto other things that only come once a year -- the White House camping trip!! Come help celebrate with your fellow wankers at Camp Kamanawanalei'a. When you get back, you can tell your co-workers that you have a girlfriend but you met her at camp and she lives in Canada so they wouldn't know her.
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Upcumming Trails

6/25 -- Motor Mouth & Friends -- Suitland Metro
7/2 -- White Kane and Saskatchesnatch -- Ballston
7/9 -- Titly Winks & Obeastiologist -- Waterfront Metro

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Announcements!!

Camping!! July 27-29 in Bentonville, VA. Rego here .

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WH4 Hash 1130 – Monday, June 18th 2007 6:30 PM – Near the Ballston Metro

The 11th Anal Bill Wagner and Friends Birthday Hash

Hares: The Two Bill Wagners, Short Bus Bitch, #2, and Mr. Magoo
Cost: $5

Start: Parking Structure over I-66 next to Washington-Lee H.S. between Quincy & Stafford St in Arlington, VA

D-erections:

Metro to Ballston on Orange Line. Exit Metro and go straight ahead to Stafford at IHOP. Left on Stafford, Go 4 blocks and turn right into parking lot driveway just past new W & L H.S or go over bridge and turn right at 15th St. Go 1/12 blocks and turn right into Parking structure and hash

Driving: East on I-66, exit at Fairfax Dr/Glebe Rd. Go straight
until you reach Stafford St. by the Metro/Hilton and the IHOP. Left
on Stafford, Go 4 blocks and turn right onto 15th St. Go 1/12 blocks
and turn right into Parking structure. Park & hash.

Or west on I-66, exit at Glebe Rd. Turn right on Glebe. Go one block
to 15th Street. Turn right onto 15th Street. Go 5+ blocks and turn
right into Parking Structure. Park & hash.

Or go west on Lee Hwy to Quincy Street which is where the Toyota and Honda dealers are. Turn left onto Quincy and go to 15th Street. Turn right and go
1/2 block and turn left into Parking structure. Park & hash.

Or go west on Washington Blvd. to Quincy Street. Turn right onto
Quincy and cross I-66. Turn left onto 15th St. and go 1/2 block and
turn left into Parking structure. Park & hash.

Or find your own bloody way.

Click this link to a map of the start: [Editor's note: this is about as close as I could get to the start location - it's not exact]


Miscellaneous: A-A', stroller and dog friendly. Poison ivy only if you are stupid.


On-On-On:
O'Sullivan's
3207 Washington Blvd.
Arlington, VA 22201
703 812-0939

Specials:
$1 off all draftss
1/2 price burgers


OnOn,
Blows A Tranny

WH4 Hash 1130 -- June 11, 2007 -- 6:30 pm -- Foggy Bottom Metro

Tour duh Hash is finally here! It's like Christmas, Thanksgiving and Secretary's Day all rolled into one! Do your fellow hashers a favor and let us know which ones you're planning on attending by going here. Remember, the Tour duh Hash kicks off with OTH on Sunday at 2 PM. This is not White House, so don't be late!!

In addition to this Monday's trail, WH4 is hosting the Full Moon trail on Friday June 15th. It's our 20th analversary, featuring Tooth Fairy and 4 other 40-year-old virgins. Cost will be $20 and for that you'll get beer, a giveaway, and "real" food at the OnOnOn. Be at Rosslyn Metro at 6:30.

For the love of Pete, sign up for trails people!! The hareline is looking as empty as Motor Mouth's dance card.

Oh yeah: bring extra american currency to the hash on monday. Peace O' Chum will have the haberdashery set up to sell Tour duh Hash shirts, Get A Life shirts, and WH4 nalgene bottles. For seriously this time!!

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Upcumming Trails

6/15 -- Full Moon hash -- WH4's 20th Birthday!!
6/18 -- Mellow Foreskin Cheese -- Ballston
7/2 -- NEED HARES!! (Or I will set trail and it will suck.)

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Announcements!!

Do some last minute pre-drinking drinking. Go to the Baltimore-Annapolis H3 1000th Trail celebration/camping trip. It's this weekend in Westminster, MD. Details Here.

Tour duh Hash is here, so get ready for the full-on MARKETING BLITZ for the White House camping trip next week.

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Lil Red Birthday Bash Part I

Hash #1130 -- June 11, 2007 -- 6:30 pm -- Foggy Bottom Metro

Hares: Little Red Ride Me Good, Cock-a-doodle-do-me, US Boobs & Oral Report, Kiel Bastard

Start: Foggy Bottom Metro (23rd and I Streets, NW)

Directions: Take the Blue or Orange Line to Foggy Bottom. Follow chalk. The alpha hare doesn't drive and suggests that you don't either.

Misc: A to A'.
PI: Yes
Flashlight: Always a good idea
Tough Dog Walkers' Trail is stroller friendly

OnOnOn
Rhino Bar and Pumphouse
3295 M St NW
Washington, DC 20007
(202) 333-3150

Specials
$3 Draft Beers
$4 Grand Marnier Shots


OnOn,
Blows A Tranny