Trail news you can abuse.
WH4 hash 1123 - April 29nd, 3:00 pm - Braddock Rd Metro
I would like to introduce you wankers to the joy of the aptonym, which is a term used for people whose names bear a strange or funny level of appropriateness to their occupation or hobbies. For example, a florist named Iris would be an aptonym, as would a podiatrist named Dr Foote. Some good examples:
Dr Kevin De Cock is the current HIV director at the World Health Organization.
Dr. Dick Chopp is an urologist in Austin, TX.
Dr. Harry Beaver is a retired gynecologist who used to practice in Fairfax, VA.
The last place finisher in the 2007 National Marathon was Stephen Fattman.
See, there was some r*nning content!!
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Upcumming Trails
5/6 -- Runway Snatch, Snatch Shot, Titly Winks, Tit-ka-boob -- Dupont Circle
5/13 -- Duck Duck Bush, It's Buttfucking Time!, Obeastiologist, Titly Winks, Chewbacca -- Arlington Heights
5/20 -- Snap Crackle Poop, Poop Weiner, Poop Turkey -- McLean
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Mount Vernon H3 AGM is cumming up!
When: May 4th - 6thWhere: Fredericksburg, Virginia. Cost: $50. Also, hotel rate is $98 a night.MVH3 details here.
Tour duh Hash is coming to a trail near you, starting June 10!!
Tour duh Hash Schedule
June 10 Sunday - OTH4 June 11 Monday - WH4 June 12 Tuesday - SHIT June 13 Wednesday - Great Falls June 14 Thursday - EWH3 June 15 Friday - Full Moon June 16 Saturday - Mt Vernon (10am) June 16 Saturday - DCH4 (2pm) June 17 Sunday - BAH3
Baltimore-Annapolis H3 is holding their 1000th Trail celebration on a camping trip. It'll be June 8-10. Details Here.
White House H3 20th Analversary Celebration is in June! Watch for details!
WH4 Camping Trip will be the weekend of July 28th at Golden Rock campground! Better start getting into swimsuit and/or nudity shape!
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April 29, 2007, Braddock Rd Metro
Hares: Bob Loblaw, Wooly Mammaries, Turbo Twat
Start:
Braddock Rd MetroCost: $5
Brew Crew: Please Step Away From The Whores &
HOT LUNCH
D-erections:
Metro: Take the Blue or Yellow line trains to Braddock Rd, and head in the direction of chalk marks
Driving:
From DC/points inside the beltway: Take George Washington Parkway to Old Town Alexandria. Turn Right on Wythe St. Take Wythe all the way to the Metro.
Alternatively, take I-395 to the King St exit, going East. Turn left at Braddock Rd and take it all the way to the Metro.
From Beltway: Take the beltway to the Rt 1 exit and go north. Continue on Rt 1/Patrick St to Wythe St. Turn left on Wythe and go to the Metro.
Miscellaneous: This trail is A to A prime, bag vehicle provided.
Flashlight? A must!@! Along with dry shoes….
Dog Friendly? Yes, hares will assist you with navigating the difficult parts.
Stroller Friendly? Yes and the hares will assist you with navigating the difficult parts.
OnOnOn:Rustico Restaurant & Bar
827 Slaters Lane
Alexandria, VA 22314
(703) 224-5051
http://www.rusticorestaurant.com/index.htm
OnOn,
Blows A Tranny
WH4 hash 1122 - April 22nd, 3:00 pm - Wolftrap
This weekly email is ostensibly to inform the hash of upcoming trails and hash events, but seeing as how it's a lot more fun to use this space to talk about assfucking or various hashers' sexual inadequacy, that's usually what gets written here.
However, this week I've decided to break with tradition and write something USEFUL at the top of the page. (Trail info is in its normal place so feel free to skip down. Go ahead.)
(Fuckers.)
Okay, now that we're rid of them, here's the skinny. First and foremost, WH4 needs you to help represent your kennel at this Saturday's Hash O Limp Dicks . So sign up via evite and bring your money and your A-game to Remington's on Saturday night.
Secondly, the DC Tour duh Hash is coming soon to a hash near you. Starting June 10, the Tour duh Hash will be hitting 9 trails in 8 days and covering the breadth of what DC hashing has to offer. It'll even include some birthday celebrations for wanker and hash alike.
The White House H3 camping trip is being planned for the last weekend in July, once again at Golden Rock, where it has been at years' past. Rumor has it this campout will involve beer and tubing. Hopefully I'll be able to confirm those rumors in a later trail news. Stay tuned.
Finally, for those who made it this far, the weather forecast for Sunday is: 70, sunny, with a 75% chance of intoxication.
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Upcumming Trails
4/29 -- Bob Loblaw, Wooly Mammaries, Turbo Twat -- Old Town Alexandria
5/6 -- Runway Snatch, Snatch Shot, Titly Winks, Tit-ka-boob -- Dupont Circle
5/13 -- Duck Duck Bush, It's Buttfucking Time!, Obeastiologist, Titly Winks -- Arlington Heights
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Announcements:
Mount Vernon H3 AGM is cumming up!
When: May 4th - 6thWhere: Fredericksburg, Virginia. Cost: $50. Also, hotel rate is $98 a night.MVH3 details here.
Tour duh Hash is coming to a trail near you, starting June 10!!
Tour duh Hash Schedule
June 10 Sunday - OTH4 June 11 Monday - WH4 June 12 Tuesday - SHIT June 13 Wednesday - Great Falls June 14 Thursday - EWH3 June 15 Friday - Full Moon June 16 Saturday - Mt Vernon (10am) June 16 Saturday - DCH4 (2pm) June 17 Sunday - BAH3
White House H3 20th Analversary Celebration is in June! Watch for details!
WH4 Camping Trip will be the weekend of July 28th at Golden Rock campground! Better start getting into swimsuit and/or nudity shape!
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April 22, 2007, Wolftrap
Hares: I Dream of Weenie, Yellow Submarine, Read My Lips and Bad Ditch
Start:
End of Westwood Center Dr. off of Rt. 7 and the Toll Road
Cost: $5
Brew Crew: Mellow Foreskin Cheese & Turbo Twat
D-erections:
Metro: Sorry, not entirely metro accessible. Closest metro is going to be either East Falls Church (6 miles) or West Falls Church (5 miles).
Driving:
From DC/points inside the beltway: Take 66 to the Toll Road (267). Follow the toll road towards Wolftrap- DO NOT get on the airport road. Go through toll and take the first exit (Rt. 7) towards Tysons Corner. Left at the light on Rt. 7. Cross over the Toll Road and take a right at the first light on Westwood Center Dr. Proceed to the end of Westwood, across the cul-de-sac and behind the office building to the parking structure.
If you are too cheap to go through the toll, stay on 66 to Rt. 7 exit towards Tysons and go all the way to the last light before the toll road and take a left on Westwood Ctr. Dr.
From Beltway/MD/VA: Take the beltway to Dulles Toll Road. Follow the toll road towards Wolftrap- DO NOT get on the airport road. Go through toll and take the first exit (Rt. 7) towards Tysons Corner. Left at the light on Rt. 7. Cross over the Toll Road and take a right at the first light on Westwood Center Dr.. Proceed to the end of Westwood, across the cul-de-sac and behind the office building to the parking structure.
If you are too cheap to go through the toll, stay on 66 to Rt. 7 exit towards Tysons and go all the way to the last light before the toll road and take a left on Westwood Ctr. Dr.
Miscellaneous: A to A. Dog friendly. Not so stroller friendly. Lot's of shiggy and therefore PI potential. Flashlight and dry bag are a good idea.
OnOnOn:
Ringmasters
8607 Westwood Center Dr
Vienna 22182
At Sheraton Tysons Dr
Phone: 703-448-4444
Specials: They're not open on Sundays. They're opening just for us Hashers- that's special!!
OnOn,
Blows A Tranny
WH4 Hoopy Frood
WH4 hash 1121 - April 15th, 3:00 pm - Lubber Run Park
Congrats, you've gone to a hash. You've run a couple trails, and done a down-down or four. But are you a
hasher ? (Note, this is a rhetorical question, and not part of a test to determine if you get a
mug from Okinawa H3.) Recently I've become concerned. When signing work emails, I sometimes I have to delete "Bl" or "Tr" after I remember I'm not sending a hash email. On trail, I'll look around to check if people near me on the hashcount are around to see if I'll move up in the rankings. Evite and the hareline have become indispensable tools for managing my life. Maybe you have similar symptoms -- like nearly spouting a profane statement when a coworker asks what time it is, or mis-correcting the word "come" on your first-grade class' spelling test.
So I've come up with a half-minded, half-assed way to manage your hashing condition. Note that there's no cure for hashing. You can only hope to contain it. Ask your GM if this program is right for you. Side effects may include going in peace, getting a piece, and a slight heading and feeling of dehydration in the morning.
Without further ado...
1. Lubricate
2. ?
3. Collect Underpants
4. ?
5. Lubricate
6. ?
7. Profit!!
Wait, what was I talking about again?
Oh well, speaking of confused hippies, the 4th Annual Earth Day trail is this Sunday. This time last year, Hokie got shat on my a
lemur. Let's hope for a repeat!
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Upcumming Trails
4/22 -- I Dream of Weenie and friends -- Vienna
4/29 -- Bob Loblaw, Wooly Mammaries, Turbo Twat -- Old Town Alexandria
5/6 -- Runway Snatch, Snatch Shot, Titly Winks, Tit-ka-boob -- TBA
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Announcements:
Mount Vernon H3 AGM is cumming up!