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WH4 Hash 1111 Sunday, February 1:00 pm -- McLean
Hello. My name is Blows a Tranny. I come from a rough area (Courthouse). Due to the stress and isolation of being a white male in my 20s and living in that 'hood, I became addicted to crack (MGD). It was too easy to get my daily fix -- my dealer (Dremo's) was just down the street. But now I'm off the junk and trying to stay clean (upgraded to Coors). The new mismanagement has already threatened to feed me MGD if I don't start filling in the hareline. Please sign up for a trail! I'm afraid one taste of that pale golden nectar will send me into a downward spiral of prostitution, heinous hangovers, and excessive urination.
Moreover, I will be forced to recount tales of turning tricks for MGD in the trail announcements. And I think we all know what that means. (It rhymes with "Crass Plucking")
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So in case you're a little dense today, SIGN UP FOR TRAILS! If you haven't hared before, that's no problem. We'll find someone who can show you the ropes. Er, bags of flour. Email me at blowsatranny@gmail
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Upcoming Trails
2/11 - T and Ehhh, Cheese Whiz, Tri-ass-a-thong, Lick-alot-of-puss - TBA
2/18 - Takes it up the ehh - TBA
2/25 - Suckyerdad & friends- Southern Ave Metro
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Upcoming Events
The EWH3 Ski Trip is now open for registration. This year's annual EWH3 event is taking place Feb 9-11 at the Seven Springs Ski Resort. Go to http://www.ewh3.com/SkiTrip _Rego07.pdf for more information and to print out the rego form.
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Special start time of 1 pm this Sunday!! Conveniently, there is a sporting event on the teevee if you need something to do after the hash.
#1111 Pre-lewd to the Sooperbowl Trail
Hares: And How's Her Bush, Pothole, SexCalibur and Dead Hare
Location: In the parking lot of the ex-Gourmet Giant next to the Advance Auto Parts store: 1449 Chain Bridge Road, McLean, VA 22101
(This is just off of Chain Bridge Road off of Dominion Drive… across from the Giant)
(ADC Map: Northern VA Map 08, H8 Fac)
DIRECTIONS:
McLean:
This part of McLean is just inside of the beltway. The main cross streets to look for are… Route 123, Dolly Madison Boulevard (or… also known as… Chain Bridge Road at the beltway) and Dominion Drive (J Gilbert's… at the corner).
From Sterling/Herndon/Reston:
Take Route 7, East or the Dulles Toll Road (267) ($.75 pre-hash contribution)… toward Tyson Corner and take the second exit for Route 123, Chain Bridge Road toward McLean. Chain Bridge Road turns into Dolly Madison Boulevard. Take a RIGHT onto Dominion Drive and then a RIGHT (at the light) onto Chain Bridge Road. Less than a ¼ of a mile… you will see the Giant on your RIGHT and Advance Auto Parts and Total Wine on your LEFT. Turn LEFT into the Advance Auto Part / Total Wine shopping center and park to the LEFT of the auto parts store and look for wankers milling around for beer!!
If Cumming from the Arlington and parts North/East:
Option A: Find your way to Glebe Road, North. Take a LEFT onto Dominion Drive and then a LEFT (at the light) onto Chain Bridge Road. Less than a ¼ of a mile… you will see the Giant on your RIGHT and Advance Auto Parts and Total Wine on your LEFT. Turn LEFT into the Advance Auto Part / Total Wine shopping center and park to the LEFT of the auto parts store and look for wankers milling around for beer!!
Option B: Take Great Falls Street or Westmorland Street toward McLean. Take a RIGHT onto Chain Bridge Road and continue until you see the Giant on your LEFT and Advance Auto Parts and Total Wine on your RIGHT. Turn RIGHT into the Advance Auto Part / Total Wine shopping center and park to the LEFT of the auto parts store and look for wankers milling around for beer!!
And finally… From the Beltway:
Find your way to the beltway… take the exit for Route 123, Chain Bridge Road, North (which turns into… Dolly Madison Boulevard) towards McLean. Continue on Route 123, Dolly Madison Boulevard and take a RIGHT onto Dominion Drive and then a RIGHT (at the light) onto Chain Bridge Road. Less than a ¼ of a mile… you will see the Giant on your RIGHT and Advance Auto Parts and Total Wine on your LEFT. Turn LEFT into the Advance Auto Part / Total Wine shopping center and park to the LEFT of the auto parts store and look for wankers milling around for beer!!
Metro: There is a 23A bus leaving out of Crystal City Metro at 11:36 am and then out of Ballston Metro at 12:32 am that will get you there by start time.
Miscellaneous:
Live trail (get over it!!)… Bag vehicle will be provided.
This trail is A to A' so that means… bring dry clothes and shoes. It might get chilly… so bring long sleeves. If you have to wee-wee… bring TP!!
Oh… and don't forget to bring those… 'Beautiful Young Female Virgins'!!
On On On:
The Pub (I know it's the pub… because is says outside… "The Pub"!!)
Next to… the Peking Imperial
6827 Redmond Drive, McLean, VA
(703) 448-0928
On On!
Blows A Tranny
2007 WH4 harerazor
Details about WH4 Holiday Party on Saturday, January 27th!
Come one, come all!!
By now most of you have heard that the White House Hash is having a party - and you've either signed up or are planning to, or you have that all-important business trip planned to Bumf*ck Egypt that you just can't get out of. For those of you who will be attending, we've promised you bus transportation from a metro-accessible drinking establishment. Here are the details:
Mackey's Pub at 1823 L St., NW, near the Farragut North (Red Line) and Farragut West Orange and Blue lines) Metro stops. You can get your drink on at anytime, but the first bus will depart there at 7:45 and run every 15 minutes until 9pm. Starting at midnight, buses will start making return trips every 15 minutes until 1am. If you're planning on showing up after 9, then you can drive directly to the Crucible at 1816 Half st, SW, Washington DC.
Bad Ditch is in charge of the food again this year - so expect more than just finger foods. Be sure to bring your appetites. And in addition to food... we'll also be serving BEER! and not just any beer - but Sierra Nevada beer (and a cheap lite beer as well).
This will prove to be one H*lluva hashing weekend - starting with Every Day is Wednesday's trail on Thursday night - the Jack Off hash. Then Full Moon will sponsor the "Fun with Food" hash at Dr. Dremo's on Friday. Saturday brings you the White House Holiday Party at the Crucible. We'll follow that up with a recovery run at 11:00 on Sunday, followed by our regular trail at 3:00pm. I'll be ready to go to work on Monday to recover!
Thanks - and looking forward to seeing you this weekend!
On On,
JackOff Lantern
WH4 hashes 1109 & 1110 Sunday January 28th, 11:00 am and 3:00 pm -- Alexandria
Although technically I don't become White House hareraiser for several more precious, treasured days, Hokie spent his load on the previous email, leaving me to clean up the santorum. When you wrap up a year's trail announcements and conclude with a giant ASS FUCKING there's really not much more that can be said. And that brings me to my next topic. Some people who receive this email each week were less than happy with Hokie's penchant for things related to buggery. To those hashers: count me as your savior. I pledge to make no mention of taking the dirt road to Hershey park in these emails. That's right -- no fanny fornication or anal spelunking here. This hareraiser is a romantic, and as a good friend once told me, "You can't make sweet love to an ass."
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New hareraiser email -- blowsatranny+leavethisoff@gmail.com
Trail dates are wide open for 2007. Bug me at the holiday party if you want to get first dibs on a hot date. Inexperienced hares are welcome. We can set you up with hares who pretend to know what they're doing.
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Upcoming Trails
2/4 - And How's Her Bush - Mclean -- 1:00 pm special start time for you American football fans
2/11 - T and Ehhh, Cheese Whiz, Tri-ass-a-thong, Lick-alot-of-puss - TBA
2/18 - Takes it up the ehh - TBA
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Upcoming Events
-What do you get when you cross games of chance with an S&M club? Why, the White House Holiday Party! Yes, due to popular demand, we're returning to the scene of the crime one year later – back to the Crucible – Washington DC's very own BDSM club. This year, as though the sex and bondage wasn't enough, we're adding our own special games of chance. So spin the wheel, roll the dice, and either collect your prize or accept your fate – there's no backing out.
When: Saturday, January 27th
Time: 8pm – 1 am
Where: The Crucible, 1816 Half St, SW, Washington DC.
We'll provide buses to the club from Mackey's at 1823 L St NW
Wear: It's a gambling party at an S&M club – dress like people who go to such places do! Remember, it's not a fetish if all your friends like it too!
What: do you get? How about Beer! Real Food, Beer! Music, Beer! Live Demonstrations, Beer! Games of Chance, Beer! and a Kick-ass Giveaway.
So Ante-Up! Cost is $45. Register in person, by mail, or online. See http://whitehousehash.com/ for details. Online registration ends 11:59 pm on January 25th.
- Full Moon is doing a WH4 Holiday Party prelube at Dremo's friday night. http://www.dchashing.com/community/fmh3/fmhnexthash.html
-The EWH3 Ski Trip is now open for registration. This year's annual EWH3 event is taking place Feb 9-11 at the Seven Springs Ski Resort. Go to http://www.ewh3.com/SkiTrip _Rego07.pdf for more information and to print out the rego form.
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TWO HASHES ON SUNDAY, JANUARY 28TH
#1109 -- Post - Holiday Party Hangover Classic -- 11:00 am
Hares: Spinal Tap and Hasher Humper
Location: 4101 David Lane, Alexandria, VA
D-erections:
(pubic transit)
Get to King Street Metro by 9:55 am. Take 22B bus towards Tyson's Corner. Get off at corner of Seminary Rd and Dawes Lane. Walk 0.9 miles to 4101 David Ln. You're arrived early, so get yourself a beer and start helping ST&HH set things up.
(driving)
I-395 to Seminary Street going west. Turn Left onto Dawes and Right on David Lane
Or click here: http://tinyurl.com/2fhwlp
Misc: munchies before trail and real food after. Bring stuff you need for the 3:00 trail, as it's nearby and not much time between them. People allergic to cats may want to pre-medicate. Call Spinal at 703-820-0770, if you get lost.
OnOnOn: WH4 trail #1110
#1110 -- incumming mismanagement trail -- 3:00 pm
Hares: Incumming mismanagers
Location: Van Dorn Metro Park 'n' Ride lot
D-erections:
(pubic transit)
Take Blue line to Van Dorn. Walk to parking lot. Look for wankers. Hash. There might be flour to the start.
(Driving)
Follow link for directions from Casa de Spinal Tap & Hasher Humper
If driving from elsewhere, here's a link directly to Van Dorn Metro's location: http://tinyurl.com/yo5a8x
Misc: Expect shiggy and water. Bring dry clothes. Bring warm clothes if it's cold outside. Tough Dog friendly. Not stroller friendly. A to A'
OnOnOn: TBA
OnOn
Blows A Tranny
2007 Hareraiser
WH4 Hash 1108 – Sunday, January 21st, 3:00 PM – Vienna Metro
My tenure as Hare Raiser has finally come to an end. You see, every year they bring in a new group of suckers to replace those of us who have become wise enough to retire from MisManagement. To wish the 2006 MisManagement farewell, be sure to come out to the Vienna Metro on Sunday for one last shitty trail. Bring a flashlight and some dry, warm shoes.
It's been a great year. I hope that everyone has enjoyed reading my weekly ramblings as much as I have enjoyed writing them. In the past year, we've accomplished quite a bit.
We've
-reviewed movies
-explored the mysteries of blow jobs, golden wads, and morning wood
-praised pornography
-detailed many accounts of my sexual inadequacy
-expanded our minds with children's stories and haiku
-used profanity for profanity's sake
-raised money so that I can buy a new liver
-read transcripts from the 1-900-HOKIE-LUV phone sex hotline
-found out that Wang Chunks uses the pacificsoulmate.com dating service
-and made fun of MisManagement and many of the hashes in the DC area
But most importantly, we've talked a lot about
ASS FUCKING
1) My Receding Hareline
Ask next year's Hare Raiser if you want to sign up for a trail.
2) Upcoming Hashes
1/28 - Incoming MM - TBA
2/4 - And How's Her Bush - Mclean
2/11 - T and Ehhh, Cheese Whiz, Tri-ass-a-thong, Lick-alot-of-puss - TBA
2/18 - Takes it up the ehh - TBA
3) Upcoming Events
-What do you get when you cross games of chance with an S&M club? Why, the White House Holiday Party ! Yes, due to popular demand, we're returning to the scene of the crime one year later – back to the Crucible – Washington DC's very own BDSM club. This year, as though the sex and bondage wasn't enough, we're adding our own special games of chance. So spin the wheel, roll the dice, and either collect your prize or accept your fate – there's no backing out.
When: Saturday, January 27th
Time: 8pm – 1 am
Where: The Crucible, 1816 Half St, SW, Washington DC.
Like last year, we'll provide buses to the club from a convenient, metro-accessible drinking establishment. Check our website for further updates.
Wear: It's a gambling party at an S&M club – dress like people who go to such places do! Remember, its not a fetish if all your friends like it too!
What: do you get? How about Beer! Food, Beer! Music, Beer! Live Demonstrations, Beer! Games of Chance, Beer! and a Kick-ass Giveaway.
So Ante-Up! Cost has gone up to something higher than 40 dollars. Register in person, by mail, or online. See http://whitehousehash.com/ for details.
-The EWH3 Ski Trip is now open for registration. This year's annual EWH3 event is taking place Feb 9-11 at the Seven Springs Ski Resort.
Go to http://www.ewh3.com/SkiTrip _Rego07.pdf for more information and to print out the rego form.
4) WH4 Hash 1108 – Sunday, January 21st, 3:00 PM – Vienna Metro
Hares: Hokie No Pokie, Jack Off Lantern, Bad Ditch, Tit-ly Winks, and the rest of the 2006 MisManagement
Start: Vienna Metro, South Parking Garage
D-erections:
(Metro) Orange line to Vienna. Exit towards south parking lot and follow chalk.
(Driving from VA or MD)
From I66 East, take exit 62 for Vienna/Nutley Street. Pay attention, this is important: on the exit access road, continue past BOTH ramps for Nutley Street, when it turns into two lanes get into the right lane, and take the next exit posted as Metro Parking (THIRD exit point overall, including two for Nutley). Turn right at end of ramp, right at next light onto Vaden Drive, cross over 66 and south parking garage is on your left.
From I66 West, take exit 62 for Vienna/Nutley street. Take first exit ramp for Nutley Street South, and then bear right on ramp for Metro Parking. Turn right at end of ramp, and follow to the south parking garage.
Click this link to a map of the start or else cut and paste the link:
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=Saintsbury+Dr+%26+Vaden+Dr,+Fairfax
Miscellaneous: A to A. Both walkers and runners should bring a flashlight and warm clothes for the end. Not stroller friendly. Dog friendly for the most part, but the pooches may require some special assistance at a few points during the trail. Expect shiggy.
On-On-On:
Glory Days
3059 Nutley Street
Fairfax, VA 22031
Phone (703) 204-0900
http://www.glorydaysgrill.com/locations/fairfax/index.htm
Bar's Specials:
Football on big screen TVs and maybe wing night specials.
On On,
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hareraiser
WH4 Hash 1107 – Sunday, January 14th, 3:00 PM – Virginia Square Metro
My company has finally found a way to keep me from accessing gmail from my office. Maybe it had something to do with all of those incredibly profane emails that I was sending out. Anyway, I'm now forced to entertain myself with other parts of the Internet.
Most of the sites that I want to visit are blocked because they contain what the filtering software describes as "adult content." Really, what is the harm in letting people look at x-rated sites at work? In my office, there are so few women that porno would be a blessing. Other than the female version of Jabba the Hutt working behind the front desk and that lady with the moustache that works in the cafeteria, it's a total cockfest.
Some might argue that you'd be wasting company time by looking at porno while you're in the office. Look, if I really want to waste time, I will find a way to waste it. Can't surf the web? Maybe I'll take a nap. Can't close the door to nap? Maybe I'll just sniff the dry erase board markers for a while. Too high from sniffing markers? Maybe I'll just stare blankly at the clock until it's time to go home.
In other news, sign up for February 4th or next year's Hare Raiser will have a nervous breakdown at the upcoming MisManagement meeting.
1) My Receding Hareline
February 4th is open. Email at wh4hareraiser+idontlikespam@gmail.com .
2) Upcoming Hashes
1/21 - Outgoing MM - Vienna
1/28 - Incoming MM - TBA
2/4 - Need Hares! - Take pity on the 2007 Hare Raiser.
2/11 - T and Ehhh, Cheese Whiz, Tri-ass-a-thong, Lick-alot-of-puss - TBA
3) Upcoming Events
-The 2nd ever Everyday is Wednesday AGM will take place on Saturday, January 13. It's at Recessions, 1823 L St NW (walking distance from Farragut North & West metro stations) See http://www.ewh3.com/ for more details that I'm too lazy to type.
-What do you get when you cross games of chance with an S&M club? Why, the White House Holiday Party ! Yes, due to popular demand, we're returning to the scene of the crime one year later – back to the Crucible – Washington DC's very own BDSM club. This year, as though the sex and bondage wasn't enough, we're adding our own special games of chance. So spin the wheel, roll the dice, and either collect your prize or accept your fate – there's no backing out.
When: Saturday, January 27th
Time: 8pm – 1 am
Where: The Crucible, 1816 Half St, SW, Washington DC.
Like last year, we'll provide buses to the club from a convenient, metro-accessible drinking establishment. Check our website for further updates.
Wear: It's a gambling party at an S&M club – dress like people who go to such places do! Remember, its not a fetish if all your friends like it too!
What: do you get? How about Beer! Food, Beer! Music, Beer! Live Demonstrations, Beer! Games of Chance, Beer! and a Kick-ass Giveaway.
So Ante-Up! Cost has gone up to something higher than 40 dollars. Register in person, by mail, or online. See http://whitehousehash.com/ for details.
-The EWH3 Ski Trip is now open for registration. This year's annual EWH3 event is taking place Feb 9-11 at the Seven Springs Ski Resort.
Go to http://www.ewh3.com/SkiTrip _Rego07.pdf for more information and to print out the rego form.
4) WH4 Hash 1107 – Sunday, January 14th, 3:00 PM – Virginia Square Metro
Hares: Double Header, Cleo Papsmear, Tit-Kaboob, Runway Snatch & Butt Brown Ale
Start: Arlington Public Arts Center. 3550 Wilson Blvd, Arlington, VA 22201. ½ block south of the Virginia Sq. Metro on the corner of Wilson Blvd and Monroe St.
D-erections:
(Metro) Orange line to Virginia Sq. At top of escalators walk straight ahead to traffic light at intersection of Wilson Blvd and Monroe St. Cross Wilson and come around to the back of the Arts center by the tennis courts.
(Driving from DC)
Take the Roosevelt Bridge (I-66W) into Virginia. Follow signs to Rt. 50 West/Arlington Blvd. Take Rt. 50W to 10th St. Turn right onto 10th St. At the intersection of 10th St. and Wilson Blvd. turn left onto Wilson Blvd. The Arts Center is on your left hand side.
(Driving from MD)
Take 495 to Rt. 66 East. Follow Rt. 66E to Exit 71 (VA-120 Glebe Rd.) Continue straight off the exit ramp onto Fairfax Dr. Proceed on Fairfax Dr. Turn left at Monroe St. The first light on Monroe St. is the intersection with Wilson Blvd. The Arts Center is across the street to the left.
Click this link to a map of the start or else cut and paste the link: http://www.arlingtonartscenter.org/directions.htm
Miscellaneous: A to a very close B, Flashlight: not necessary. Clothes: optional, depends on weather. Stroller friendly: yes. Dog friendly: yes.
On-On-On:
O'Sullivan's Irish Pub
3207 Washington Boulevard
Arlington, VA 22201
(703) 812-0939
http://www.osullivansirishpub.com/
Bar's Specials:
Miller Lite (draft): $2.50
O'Sullivan's Red (draft): $4.00
On On,
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hareraiser
WH4 Hash 1106 – Sunday, January 7th, 3:00 PM – Near the Franconia/Springfield Metro
At the White House Holiday Party you get to find out what the best and worst trails of the year were. But who really cares? We all know that the judging process mainly consists of using a Magic 8 ball filled with vodka. Let's give out the two most important awards, conveniently both won by things in this very announcement.
Jack Off Lantern wins the "Statement most likely to get you banned from MySpace.com" award for his blurb about the Holiday Party in the Upcoming Events section below:
"This year, as though the sex and bondage wasn't enough, we're adding our own special games of chance. So spin the wheel, roll the dice, and either collect your prize or accept your fate – there's no backing out.
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And finally, Running Bare has won the "Best promotion of public transportation" award for giving anyone driving to this week's trail a map to the start beginning from just outside of Annapolis, MD.
1)
My Receding HarelineFebruary 4th and 25h are open. Email at
wh4hareraiser+idontlikespam@gmail.com .
2)
Upcoming Hashes1/14 - Triass a Thong and Schlong Time Cumming - TBA
1/21 - Outgoing MM - Vienna?
1/28 - Incoming MM - TBA
2/4 - Need Hares! - Take pity on the 2007 Hare Raiser.
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Upcoming Events
-The 2nd ever
Everyday is Wednesday AGM will take place on Saturday, January 13. It's at Recessions, 1823 L St NW (walking distance from Farragut North & West metro stations) See
http://www.ewh3.com/ for more details that I'm too lazy to type.
-What do you get when you cross games of chance with an S&M club? Why, the
White House Holiday Party ! Yes, due to popular demand, we're returning to the scene of the crime one year later – back to the Crucible – Washington DC's very own BDSM club. This year, as though the sex and bondage wasn't enough, we're adding our own special games of chance. So spin the wheel, roll the dice, and either collect your prize or accept your fate – there's no backing out.
When: Saturday, January 27th
Time: 8pm – 1 am
Where: The Crucible, 1816 Half St, SW, Washington DC.
Like last year, we'll provide buses to the club from a convenient, metro-accessible drinking establishment. Check our website for further updates.
Wear: It's a gambling party at an S&M club – dress like people who go to such places do! Remember, its not a fetish if all your friends like it too!
What: do you get? How about Beer! Food, Beer! Music, Beer! Live Demonstrations, Beer! Games of Chance, Beer! and a Kick-ass Giveaway.
So Ante-Up! Cost has gone up to something higher than 40 dollars. Register in person, by mail, or online. See
http://whitehousehash.com/ for details.
-The
EWH3 Ski Trip is now open for registration. This year's annual EWH3 event is taking place Feb 9-11 at the Seven Springs Ski Resort.
Go to
http://www.ewh3.com/SkiTrip _Rego07.pdf for more information and to print out the rego form.
4)
WH4 Hash 1106 – Sunday, January 7th, 3:00 PM – Near the Franconia/Springfield Metro
If your hash has a theme, "put it [out] here"
Cost: $5
Hares: Put It Out, Bare [Editor's note: I think I saw this in a hot tub once.]
Start: TGI-Fridays parking lot, located 1/4 mile across from both Springfield Mall & Franconia-Springfield Metro.
D-erections: Blue Line's last stop south at Franconia-Springfield Metro: walk around to the far side of the parking garage, then stay on Frontier Dr. going under the Parkway bridge and see TGIF above on hill to the right.
On On,
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hareraiser