The beginning of the MotorMouth Regime ...
WH4 Hash 1105 – Sunday, December 31st, 1:00 PM – Brookland/Catholic University Metro
Yesterday I saw a Satan fish on a car. It's just like a Jesus fish except it says Satan and has little flames coming off of it. I laughed, and then I started to reflect on all of the stupid shit people put on their cars.
One popular sticker in Northern VA is the OBX sticker. Contrary to what you may think, this has nothing to do with an OBGYN. It's actually a way for people to tell us that they enjoy traveling to a shitty tourist trap area approximately four hours away. Congratulations, world traveler. I'd suggest that you're better off getting probed by your OBGYN than getting fucked up the ass by paying 20 dollars for a bag of salt water taffy.
Another one of my favorite types of stickers are the ribbon stickers. There are a lot of ribbon stickers out there, and every single one of them supports a cause that's so generic that you'd have to be a total wacko to disagree with it. Like "I support our troops." I'm sure it doesn't sell well in Iraq, but come on, who doesn't? "I'm against breast cancer." Actually, I'm pro breast cancer. Die, bitch.
Then there are the douchebags that drive massively over sized SUVs and stick an American flag on their gas tank door. What better way is there to support our country than by driving your Sherman tank of a vehicle around and metaphorically fucking America with the gas pump?
However, nothing is more scary than the people who fill the back window of their car up with stuffed animals. These people can't see out of their back window, and they are broadcasting to the world that they still like to play with stuffed animals. I can't think of a better example of someone who should not be driving. Except maybe Weeblows at the camping trip two summers ago.
Anyway, we all know that one of the few acceptable things to have on your car is an on-on foot. A "Go Hokies" license plate is also encouraged.
1/14 - Triass a Thong and Schlong Time Cumming
1/21 - Outgoing MM - Vienna?
1/28 - Incoming MM - TBA
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Upcoming Events
-The 2nd ever
Everyday is Wednesday AGM will take place on Saturday, January 13. Stay tuned for more information.
-What do you get when you cross games of chance with an S&M club? Why, the
White House Holiday Party ! Yes, due to popular demand, we're returning to the scene of the crime one year later – back to the Crucible – Washington DC's very own BDSM club. This year, as though the sex and bondage wasn't enough, we're adding our own special games of chance. So spin the wheel, roll the dice, and either collect your prize or accept your fate – there's no backing out.
When: Saturday, January 27th
Time: 8pm – 1 am
Where: The Crucible, 1816 Half St, SW, Washington DC.
Like last year, we'll provide buses to the club from a convenient, metro-accessible drinking establishment. Check our website for further updates.
Wear: It's a gambling party at an S&M club – dress like people who go to such places do! Remember, its not a fetish if all your friends like it too!
What: do you get? How about Beer! Food, Beer! Music, Beer! Live Demonstrations, Beer! Games of Chance, Beer! a nd a Kick-ass Giveaway.
So Ante-Up! Cost is just $40 until 1/01/07. Register in person, by mail, or online. See
http://whitehousehash.com/ for details.
-The
EWH3 Ski Trip is now open for registration. This year's annual EWH3 event is taking place Feb 9-11 at the Seven Springs Ski Resort.
Go to
http://www.ewh3.com/SkiTrip _Rego07.pdf for more information and to print out the rego form.
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WH4 Hash 1105 – Sunday, December 31st, 1:00 PM – Brookland/Catholic University Metro
Theme: Something lame like 2006 Rehash
Cost: $5
Special Start Time of 1:00
Hares: Pussy in a Haystack, The Horny Grail and a Mystery Hare
Start: Brookland/Catholic University Metro Station
D-erections:
(Metro) Take the Red Line to Brookland/Catholic University. Exit to the parking lot side. Follow Chalk Marks to the Start.
(Driving from VA)
Take I-395 N toward Washington. Exit at 2nd St NW toward Massachusetts Ave. Turn right at Massachusetts Ave NW. Turn left at N Capitol St NE. Turn right at Michigan Ave NE. Turn Right on Monroe Street. Turn left on 10th Street. Metro Parking is on the left.
(Driving from MD)
Make your way to N. Capitol St NE. Turn left at Michigan Ave NE. Turn Right on Monroe Street. Turn left on 10th Street. Metro Parking is on the left.
Click this link to a map of the start or else cut and paste the link:
http://tinyurl.com/y87c62
Miscellaneous: A to A, Some Shiggy, Runners Trail Dog friendly. Hares are planning on having Champagne for the end of the trail
On-On-On:
Kelly's Ellis Island
3908 12th Street NE
Washington, DC 20017
202-832-6117
Specials:
The whole place is special, just like the hares
On On,
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hareraiser
WH4 Hash 1104 – Sunday, December 24th, 3:00 PM – The Purple Borealis Manor in Alexandria, VA
I was going to write a humorous rendition of "Twas the Night Before Christmas," but once again, I'm on vacation. Since I'd much rather be wasting company time than my own free time, you get this lump of coal of an announcement in your stocking. This Sunday, you also get a lump of coal of a trail. We all know Canadians don't celebrate Christmas. What you may not know is that they celebrate this thing called "Mummer's day" where you dress up in funny costumes, walk around, and worship all of the washed up Canadian celebrities. Another important part of Mummers day is doing absolutely no running. So show up ready to drink.
1/14 - Triass a Thong and Schlong Time Cumming
1/21 - Outgoing MM
3)
Upcoming Events
-The 2nd ever
Everyday is Wednesday AGM will take place on Saturday, January 13. Stay tuned for more information.
-What do you get when you cross games of chance with an S&M club? Why, the
White House Holiday Party ! Yes, due to popular demand, we're returning to the scene of the crime one year later – back to the Crucible – Washington DC's very own BDSM club. This year, as though the sex and bondage wasn't enough, we're adding our own special games of chance. So spin the wheel, roll the dice, and either collect your prize or accept your fate – there's no backing out.
When: Saturday, January 27th
Time: 8pm – 1 am
Where: The Crucible, 1816 Half St, SW, Washington DC.
Like last year, we'll provide buses to the club from a convenient, metro-accessible drinking establishment. Check our website for further updates.
Wear: It's a gambling party at an S&M club – dress like people who go to such places do! Remember, its not a fetish if all your friends like it too!
What: do you get? How about Beer! Food, Beer! Music, Beer! Live Demonstrations, Beer! Games of Chance, Beer! a nd a Kick-ass Giveaway.
So Ante-Up! Cost is just $40 until 1/01/07. Register in person, by mail, or online. See
http://whitehousehash.com/ for details.
-The
EWH3 Ski Trip is now open for registration. This year's annual EWH3 event is taking place Feb 9-11 at the Seven Springs Ski Resort.
Go to
http://www.ewh3.com/SkiTrip _Rego07.pdf for more information and to print out the rego form.
4)
WH4 Hash 1104 – Sunday, December 24th, 3:00 PM – The Purple Borealis Manor in Alexandria, VA "Any mummers 'lowed in?"
If you happen to visit Newfoundland during the Christmas season and a band of masked strangers knock on your door, then by all means let them in. They're called mummers, and they're practicing the old English tradition of visiting house to house in costume and dancing or performing for the hosts.
No costume is too outlandish, and the only rule is that the hosts must try to guess who their mysterious entertainers are. If they can't, then they're obliged to offer Christmas sweets and drinks to their guests. If they guess who they are, well, since they've taken the trouble to visit, it would only be polite to offer them something.
In honour of this wonderful tradition from the land of my youth, we're doing a Mummer's Hash! Disguise yourself from your fellow hashers and try to guess who they are! Remember that you're supposed to entertain while disguising your identity. The more you drink the harder it gets....
And of course, no Newfie party is complete without a drop of Screech. (http://www.screechrum.com/home.asp ) At the end of the day, we'll perform a Screeching In ceremony to make you all honourary Newfoundlanders, 'bye.
Cost: $5
Hares: Takes it up the Eh! and mystery hares!
Start: The Purple Borealis Manor
5010 Richenbacher Ave, Alexandria, VA
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=5010+Richenbacher+Ave,+Alexandria,+VA&ie=UTF8&z=15&om=1
D-erections:
(Metro) Take the Blue Line to Van Dorn Metro Stop. Take the Dash Bus 5 towards Braddock Road Metro. The last bus before 3 PM leaves at 2:25 PM.
(Driving from VA) Find your way to 395. Take the Duke Street exit. Turn left onto S Van Dorn Street. Turn right at Richenbacher Ave. Proceed to 5010 Richenbacher Ave.
(Driving from MD) Same as Virginia. Go figure.
Click this link to a map of the start or else cut and paste the link:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=5010+Richenbacher+Ave,+Alexandria,+VA&ie=UTF8&z=15&om=1
Miscellaneous: A to A, Walkers Trail only, Stroller and Dog friendly.
On-On-On:
The Purple Borealis Manor
5010 Richenbacher Ave, Alexandria, VA
On On,
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hareraiser
WH4 Hash 1103 – Sunday, December 17th, 3:00 PM – Silver Spring Metro
I need hares for Jan 14th!
If you didn't see the message that our lovely RA Tit-ly Winks cc'd to Digby's about the Holiday Party venue, someone sent WH4 MisManagement an email saying:
"Two years in a row at this dive!!! Forget about it.....WH4 desperatly needs new MM...not SM"
As the voice of WH4, I feel compelled to reply.
Dear anonymous jerk,
On behalf of the WH4 MM, I'd like to extend my sincerest apologies to you. We tried our best to find a ritzy, upscale establishment where we could drink ourselves stupid and around in revealing clothing, but unfortunately, we had to settle with a BDSM club. I realize that the hash is all about swanky bars and puritan values, and I promise that we'll do our best to find some place else that isn't a dive next year.
You're right. We do need a new MisManagement. You should be happy to know that we've appointed our Beer Meister and lifelong Crucible member Jack Off Lantern to the position of GM of the White House Hash for next year. I'm sure he'll do his best to keep us from going to places like the Crucible.
If you need to take out some of your frustrations, why not attend the party? There will be plenty of whips, chains, and handcuffs there. You can even join me on the couch in the porno room to watch "Ass Fucking Volume 12" on video tape. Or you could just stay home and find a new group of people who volunteer to spend their free time planning events to entertain you.
Thanks for your email. I will be happy to entertain any complaints you have in the future. Just email me at
subscribe-list@Ilovebigblackcocks.comOutgoing WH4 MisManagement Member,
-Hokie No Pokie
1/14 -
Need Hares
3)
Upcoming Events
-The 2nd ever
Everyday is Wednesday AGM will take place on Saturday, January 13. Stay tuned for more information.
-What do you get when you cross games of chance with an S&M club? Why, the
White House Holiday Party ! Yes, due to popular demand, we're returning to the scene of the crime one year later – back to the Crucible – Washington DC's very own BDSM club. This year, as though the sex and bondage wasn't enough, we're adding our own special games of chance. So spin the wheel, roll the dice, and either collect your prize or accept your fate – there's no backing out.
When: Saturday, January 27th
Time: 8pm – 1 am
Where: The Crucible, 1816 Half St, SW, Washington DC.
Like last year, we'll provide buses to the club from a convenient, metro-accessible drinking establishment. Check our website for further updates.
Wear: It's a gambling party at an S&M club – dress like people who go to such places do! Remember, its not a fetish if all your friends like it too!
What: do you get? How about Beer! Food, Beer! Music, Beer! Live Demonstrations, Beer! Games of Chance, Beer! a nd a Kick-ass Giveaway.
So Ante-Up! Cost is just $40 until 1/01/07. Register in person, by mail, or online. See
http://whitehousehash.com/ for details.
-The
EWH3 Ski Trip is now open for registration. This year's annual EWH3 event is taking place Feb 9-11 at the Seven Springs Ski Resort.
Go to
http://www.ewh3.com/SkiTrip _Rego07.pdf for more information and to print out the rego form.
4)
WH4 Hash 1103 – Sunday, December 17th, 3:00 PM – Silver Spring Metro Suckyerdad's Parole and Probation Hash (or How the Grinch Stole my Hash)
Cost: 5 dollars
Hares:
Suckyerdad, Test Tube Baby, Spinal Tap
Start: **** This trail is INSIDE the DC beltway **** Behind the Giant/CVS
store across the street from Silver Spring Metro Stop. Near the corner of
Coleville Rd and the East-West Highway. (follow marks from the exit of
Silver Spring Metro)
D-erections:
Metro: Get on DC Metro Red Line. Ride to Silver Spring. Exit Station and
look for hash arrows on the ground.
From Points North and South: Get to the North Half of the Capitol Beltway
(495). Exit at Georgia Ave (Rt. 97) and head south on Georgia Ave. Good free
parking can be found at the Wayne Ave. Garage at the corner of Georgia and
Wayne Ave in Silver Spring. From the parking garage, it is one block west to
Silver Spring Metro.
Miscellaneous: Trail is A to A', there will be a bag vehicle at the start.
Bring dry clothes and shoes. Gloves may be useful. Dog friendly, NOT
stroller friendly.
OnOnOn:
Austin Grill (Inside Silver Spring Downtown Complex)
919 Ellsworth Dr.
Silver Spring, MD
240-247-8969
www.austingrill.com
Specials:
$2.00 PBR
$2.50 Miller Lite and Shiner Bock Draft
$2.00 off all frozen margaritas
Live music after 8.
On On,
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hareraiser
WH4 Hash 1102 – Sunday, December 10th, 3:00 PM – Reston South Park & Ride Lot
Holiday Party Registration is now open! See the Upcoming Events section below.
In October, I told you that if you didn't sign up to hare a trail, I would. Well, that day has come. As promised, the trail is outside the Beltway and there will be thorns, mud, and dark tunnels. I'm even throwing in an added bonus: a Star Trek theme. I'm going to be laying trail in my trek uniform and I found a recipe for Romulan Ale on the Internet. You have been warned.
If you don't like Star Trek, trails in Reston, thorns, mud, tunnels, Romulan Ale, the sight of me in a Star Trek uniform, or anything else about me or this trail, you can always sign up to hare your very own trail. Otherwise, shove it. I only need to fill one more date to complete my tenure on MisManagement (Jan 14th), and if I feel like being nice to the next Hare Raiser I can also sign folks up for February trails.
On On to Far Trek: The Next Intoxication!
1) My Receding Hareline
I have three more dates available. They are in January and February. Find an open date, a location and some co-hares, check the Hareline at http://www.whitehousehash.com/hareline and send me an email at wh4hareraiser+idontlikespam@gmail.com .
2) Upcoming Hashes
12/17 - Suckyerdad - Silver Spring
12/24 - Takes it Up The Ehh - TBA
12/31 - Pussy in a Haystack - TBA
1/7 - Running Bare - TBA
3) Upcoming Events
-Mount Vernon's White Elephant is this Saturday. http://www.dchashing.com/mvh3/we06.html
-The 2nd ever Everyday is Wednesday AGM will take place on Saturday, January 13. Stay tuned for more information.
-What do you get when you cross games of chance with an S&M club? Why, the White House Holiday Party! Yes, due to popular demand, we're returning to the scene of the crime one year later – back to the Crucible – Washington DC's very own BDSM club. This year, as though the sex and bondage wasn't enough, we're adding our own special games of chance. So spin the wheel, roll the dice, and either collect your prize or accept your fate – there's no backing out.
When: Saturday, January 27th
Time: 8pm – 1 am
Where: The Crucible, 1816 Half St, SW, Washington DC.
Like last year, we'll provide buses to the club from a convenient, metro-accessible drinking establishment. Check our website for further updates.
Wear: It's a gambling party at an S&M club – dress like people who go to such places do! Remember, its not a fetish if all your friends like it too!
What: do you get? How about Beer! Food, Beer! Music, Beer! Live Demonstrations, Beer! Games of Chance, Beer! a nd a Kick-ass Giveaway.
So Ante-Up! Cost is just $40 until 1/01/07. Register in person, by mail, or online. See http://whitehousehash.com/ for details.
-The EWH3 Ski Trip is now open for registration. This year's annual EWH3 event is taking place Feb 9-11 at the Seven Springs Ski Resort.
Go to http://www.ewh3.com/SkiTrip_Rego07.pdf for more information and to print out the rego form.
4) WH4 Hash 1102 – Sunday, December 10th, 3:00 PM – Reston South Park & Ride Lot
Far Trek: The Next Intoxication
"Reston. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the White House Hash. Its continuing mission: to explore strange, new tunnels. To seek out new shiggy and new levels of inebreation. To boldly get drunk where no hasher has gotten drunk before."
Bring a flashlight!
Cost: 5 ancient earth dollars or one brick of pressed gold latinum
Hares: Captain Hokie No Pokie, First Officer Texas T & A, Lt. Commander Stop the Erection
Start: Reston South Park & Ride Lot
Intersection of Lawyers Road and Fox Mill Road.
Reston, VA
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=Lawyers+Road+and+Fox+Mill+Road+reston,+va&ie=UTF8&z=15&om=1
D-erections:
Metro: If you do not have your own starship, you can take the Orange line to the West Falls Church Starbase and then hitch a ride on some Ferengi trader vessels (buses). Take the Fairfax connector bus 505 from West Falls Church to Reston Town Center and then take the Fairfax connector bus 605 towards Fairfax Govt Center. Disembark at Reston South Park and Ride lot.
Driving: From any galaxy, take the Dulles Toll Rd. Travel at warp 9 and exit at Reston Parkway. Travel south. Go two earth miles. The commuter lot will be on your left. Disembark and look for wankers. Although this is the fastest and most direct route, be advised that the Ferengis charge a toll for traveling through their star system.
If you wish to avoid Ferengi tolls, you can take Route 66. Take 66 west to exit 57 B (route 50 west) and shortly after you get on 50 take the exit for West Ox
Road North. After about three miles, West Ox will turn into Lawyers Rd. The commuter lot will be on your right. Although there are no tolls, recent Federation probes have detected heavy space traffic along route 66.
Click here for a link to the start:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Lawyers+Road+and+Fox+Mill+Road+herndon,+va&ie=UTF8&z=15&om=1&iwloc=addr
Miscellaneous Information: A to A. Expect shiggy. Bring a flashlight and a change of clothes. Wear warm wool socks. Both trails are tough dog friendly. Neither trail is stroller friendly.
On-On-On
Glory Days
2567 John Milton Drive
Herndon, VA 20171
(703) 390-5555
http://www.glorydaysgrill.com/locations/reston/index.htm
Specials:
Unfortunately, recent Cardassian raids have wiped out all traces of specials.
On On,
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hareraiser