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Official WH4 MisManagement Retailiation - er... Response to Hash Announcement
Reading Hokie No Pokie's elegant and thoughtful revision of Pink Floyd's "Money" reminds me why I left the DC area hashes in the first place. You may think I had ulterior motives to sit poolside--beer in hand--in southwest Florida for the past several months, but I was actually just upholding a wonderful tradition of DC-area GMs and RAs who finally appreciate the beautiful clusterf*ck they've gotten themselves into. Hey, at least I stayed stateside...
WELL, with such an endearing opening, I'm sure it's _obvious_ that it's time for MM to begin recruiting for next year's suckers, er, MisManagers... so wiithout any more verbal diarrhea from your tanned and distant WH4 GM:
Remember that shitty trail you ran a few months back? Don't like the snacks, the songs we sing, or that we don't serve your favorite imported brew (or piss water)? Unimpressed with the special events we put on each year (or maybe you just have a security clearance that you value)? Do you think that any idiot could do a better job? Well, you're certainly qualified, so why don't you come join us on MisManagement next year and have a say in all the ....
Some of the misfits who have been responsible for bringing you the WH4 events this year are bailing out - and we're looking for half-minds new and old to step into their shoes. The MM will turn over at our annual Holiday Party in January 2007 (more on this event soon!). Many of us will stay on for another year, but we're always looking for new blood (read: fresh meat). Have a look at the roles and responsibilities below and write to
wh4info@yahoogroups.com with your interests.
Grand Master/Co-Grand Master - Has overall responsibility for the smooth running of the week to week hashes and coordination and planning of our special events. There is weekly, and sometimes daily work - most of it done behind the scene.
Religious Advisor - Responsible for running the weekly circle. Must be able to hold the crowds attention - a quick wit and sharp tongue are very helpful.
Hare Raiser - Coordinates all of the trails. Must be an experienced hare. Recruits and screens hares - provides guidance on planning and setting trails, and choosing beer check and ending circle locations. Sends out the weekly trail announcement.
Hash Cash - Collects $$ at each weekly hash - makes deposits and updates the weekly run totals.
Scribe - Records violations at each hash. Writes up and posts the weekly Trash.
Hash Flash - Takes pics from the start to the end of each hash and uploads photos to the website.
Haberdasher - Manages/orders the hab inventory. Sells hab items at weekly hashes. Creates T-shirt designs and finds cool stuff for special event giveaways.
Tally Ho - The hash treasurer. Tracks our finances, establishes budgets for special events, etc.
Song Meister - Provides the beginning of hash songs for opening and closing circle, often on a moment's notice. The Song Meister should know traditional WH4 hash songs and should seek out new ones to entertain us with.
Snack Bitch - Buys the snacks! Makes a store run every 2 -3 weeks and loads up the van with snacks.
Brew Meister - Coordinates the brew crew schedule and ensures that we have beer at every hash. Also responsible for coordinating maintenance for SSBB.
Brew Crew - a team of a dozen or more hashers who take turns picking up the beer, ice, sodas, etc, and driving SSBB to and from each hash. Our BC driver is a designated driver for the hash. Usually gets one shift every 5 - 6 weeks. (NOTE: Brew Crew is a great way to give a little back to the hash, to get exposure to the inner workings of MM, and to not have to dedicate too much time to the cause.)
All kidding aside, participating on MisManagement is a blast. I hope everyone will consider stepping up to help out in the coming hash year. Learn more by talking to current MisManagers or by sending thoughts/questions/naked photos to
wh4info@yahoogroups.com.
On on to DC for a week,
Wang Chunks
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Hokie No Pokie <HokieNoPokie@gmail.com>
Date: Sep 26, 2006 12:16 PM
Subject: [wh4] WH4 Hash 1091 – Sunday, October 1st, 2006 3:00 pm – Near the Forest Glen Metro
To: wh4.announce@gmail.com
On Saturday, I went to see Roger Waters perform Dark Side of the Moon live at Nissan Pavilion. The combination of second hand marijuana smoke and an eight dollar beer got my creative juices flowing. I've noticed that a lot of WH4 MisManagement has been absent from recent hashes, so in an attempt to guarantee that I don't end up on MisManagement next year, I wrote a song making fun of everyone.
(To the tune of Pink Floyd's "Money")
MisManagement, where are they?
Who's running this hash now anyway?
MisManagement, it's ok.
Looks like we've got another substitute RA
No sign in, no scribe, no snacks to eat
I wish I could buy some on-on feet
MisManagement, it's a bore
The GM's as useful as a two dollar whore
MisManagement, we're fucked
That trail really sucked
The Hare Raiser's too busy writing about anal penetration
He should spend more time doing his occupation
MisManagement, they're great
Even the Brew Crew got here late
MisManagement, never fear
I'm sure they'll show up more next year
But if your mouth is dry don't cry we've got
Three week old beer
1) My Receding Hareline
There are no haring dates left in November. December and January are as wide open as a cavernous asshole. These dates may seem unappealing because it's cold outside, but it never really gets that cold during the day here in DC and you have the opportunity to make wankers go through ice-cold water. Sound like fun? Sign up to hare. Find an open date, a location and some co-hares, check the Hareline at http://www.whitehousehash.com/hareline and send me an email at wh4hareraiser+idontlikespam@gmail.com .
2) Upcoming Hashes
10/8 10:00 AM - Red Dress Recovery - Fagnostic - Woodley Park
10/8 3:00 PM - Pussy In a Haystack, Put it Out, Gimme an Oooo! - Van Dorn
10/15 - Obeastiologist, Tit-ly Winks - Carter Barron?
10/22 - Suckyerdad - Tenleytown
10/29 - Roll Over Bitch, Bloody Asshole - Rosslyn
3) Upcoming Events
The thirteenth annual DC Red Dress run will be on October 7th starting near Dupont Circle. http://dchashing.com/dcreddress/ for more information
4) WH4 Hash 1091 – Sunday, October 1st, 2006 3:00 pm – Near the Forest Glen Metro
The Sucker Hash - You Suckas! We are licking and sucking our way through the hash to show off our mad oral skills. Everyone gets a practice cock/lollipop/hoohah (fantasize about the genitalia of your choice) to practice pleasuring while you hash (how many can you put into your mouth at one time?). It'll be every one's favorite- group sex on trail! How many licks will it take you to get to the gooey center? Remember, no biting!
Cost: $5
***Bring a flashlight***
Hares: JackOff Lantern, Put It Out, Winn Dick-Me, 3 Ring Cervix
Start: Near the Forest Glen Metro Station, Silver Spring – at the intersection of Georgia Avenue and Seminary Road, just inside the beltway.
Directions:
***Bring a flashlight***
(Metro)
Red line towards Glenmont – not Shady Grove! Get off at the Forest Glen Metro, head (who said…??) south on Georgia Ave 0.6148 miles to Seminary Road. See: http://tinyurl.com/njpe6
(Driving)
From pretty much anywhere in DC, NOVA, or MD: Get yourself to the beltway and take exit 31, Route MD-97 (Georgia Ave) south to Seminary Road. Turn right, and immediately look for parking across from Armand's. Find the wankers and get your hash on.
Click this link for a map of the start. If that doesn't work, try copying and pasting it.
http://tinyurl.com/nkmh5
Misc. Info. A to A'. Walker's trail - not stroller friendly, dog friendly, be prepared to get your feet wet and muddy! Walkers bring flashlights too. Runner's trail - tough dog friendly. Flashlight – have we mentioned you should bring a Flashlight? PI – at this time of year? Better safe than sorry. Bring dry clothes and shoes for the end.
On-On-On
Armand's Chicago Pizzeria
1909 Seminary Rd, Silver Spring, MD
(301) 588-3400
Specials:
The whole freakin' place is special! [Editor's Note: This means there are no specials]
On On,
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hareraiser
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WH4 Hash 1091 – Sunday, October 1st, 2006 3:00 pm – Near the Forest Glen Metro
On Saturday, I went to see Roger Waters perform Dark Side of the Moon live at Nissan Pavilion. The combination of second hand marijuana smoke and an eight dollar beer got my creative juices flowing. I've noticed that a lot of WH4 MisManagement has been absent from recent hashes, so in an attempt to guarantee that I don't end up on MisManagement next year, I wrote a song making fun of everyone.
(To the tune of Pink Floyd's "Money")
MisManagement, where are they?
Who's running this hash now anyway?
MisManagement, it's ok.
Looks like we've got another substitute RA
No sign in, no scribe, no snacks to eat
I wish I could buy some on-on feet
MisManagement, it's a bore
The GM's as useful as a two dollar whore
MisManagement, we're fucked
That trail really sucked
The Hare Raiser's too busy writing about anal penetration
He should spend more time doing his occupation
MisManagement, they're great
Even the Brew Crew got here late
MisManagement, never fear
I'm sure they'll show up more next year
But if your mouth is dry don't cry we've got
Three week old beer
1) My Receding Hareline
There are no haring dates left in November. December and January are as wide open as a cavernous asshole. These dates may seem unappealing because it's cold outside, but it never really gets that cold during the day here in DC and you have the opportunity to make wankers go through ice-cold water. Sound like fun? Sign up to hare. Find an open date, a location and some co-hares, check the Hareline at http://www.whitehousehash.com/hareline and send me an email at wh4hareraiser+idontlikespam@gmail.com .
2) Upcoming Hashes
10/8 10:00 AM - Red Dress Recovery - Fagnostic - Woodley Park
10/8 3:00 PM - Pussy In a Haystack, Put it Out, Gimme an Oooo! - Van Dorn
10/15 - Obeastiologist, Tit-ly Winks - Carter Barron?
10/22 - Suckyerdad - Tenleytown
10/29 - Roll Over Bitch, Bloody Asshole - Rosslyn
3) Upcoming Events
The thirteenth annual DC Red Dress run will be on October 7th starting near Dupont Circle. http://dchashing.com/dcreddress/ for more information
4) WH4 Hash 1091 – Sunday, October 1st, 2006 3:00 pm – Near the Forest Glen Metro
The Sucker Hash - You Suckas! We are licking and sucking our way through the hash to show off our mad oral skills. Everyone gets a practice cock/lollipop/hoohah (fantasize about the genitalia of your choice) to practice pleasuring while you hash (how many can you put into your mouth at one time?). It'll be every one's favorite- group sex on trail! How many licks will it take you to get to the gooey center? Remember, no biting!
Cost: $5
***Bring a flashlight***
Hares: JackOff Lantern, Put It Out, Winn Dick-Me, 3 Ring Cervix
Start: Near the Forest Glen Metro Station, Silver Spring – at the intersection of Georgia Avenue and Seminary Road, just inside the beltway.
Directions:
***Bring a flashlight***
(Metro)
Red line towards Glenmont – not Shady Grove! Get off at the Forest Glen Metro, head (who said…??) south on Georgia Ave 0.6148 miles to Seminary Road. See: http://tinyurl.com/njpe6
(Driving)
From pretty much anywhere in DC, NOVA, or MD: Get yourself to the beltway and take exit 31, Route MD-97 (Georgia Ave) south to Seminary Road. Turn right, and immediately look for parking across from Armand's. Find the wankers and get your hash on.
Click this link for a map of the start. If that doesn't work, try copying and pasting it.
http://tinyurl.com/nkmh5
Misc. Info. A to A'. Walker's trail - not stroller friendly, dog friendly, be prepared to get your feet wet and muddy! Walkers bring flashlights too. Runner's trail - tough dog friendly. Flashlight – have we mentioned you should bring a Flashlight? PI – at this time of year? Better safe than sorry. Bring dry clothes and shoes for the end.
On-On-On
Armand's Chicago Pizzeria
1909 Seminary Rd, Silver Spring, MD
(301) 588-3400
Specials:
The whole freakin' place is special! [Editor's Note: This means there are no specials]
On On,
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hareraiser
WH4 Hash 1090 – Sunday, September 24th, 2006 3:00 pm – Dupont Circle Metro
Chock-full of bad words in capital letters!
Remember that email filtering system that I tried to mess with by placing random, gratuitous obscenities throughout my announcement? I'm not sure exactly what I did to it, but now every time I send out an email, it replies with this message:
"The Watson Wyatt Worldwide MailMarshal filters inbound and outbound mail for unacceptable language. Your message has triggered our language filter and has been quarantined.
Please resend your message without the use of inappropriate language. Thank you. fnord "
Pretty boring. It doesn't even bother to list all of the profanity I've used. That was the fun part.
Do you also remember all of those people who bitched and moaned that my announcement was off topic and offensive? I haven't heard a peep from them recently. Besides, we all know that being obscene is a form of art. There are a lot of people who make good money by being as obscene as possible. I'm no different than them. Except that I don't get paid and I have very little talent. If I did, I'd be out there making money as a comedian rather than writing this piece of shit announcement and jerking off to the lingerie models in the Sears catalog.
Without complaints, I become bored. I have tons of fun reading whiny, puritan complaint letters. I have much less fun actually being the Hare Raiser. It follows that the only reasonable thing to do is to attempt to reach new levels of offensiveness. Here we go.
Dear Jackass that works at Watson Wyatt Worldwide,
Please unsubscribe your work email address from the hareline so I don't have to tell you what a giant piece of flaming shit your company is every week. If I have to read one more message from the fucking MailMarshal, I will brush my asshole with your toothbrush. Also, please stick your finger in your ass and lick it. Mmm... tasty, bitch! ANAL HERPES.
Dear puritan hashers complaining about the amount of profanity in the hareline,
I would love to read more fucking complaint letters from you. It's more fun than skull fucking a chimpanzee. You can't handle an ass fucking joke or two? Bite me. I had surgery on my fucking asshole. Let me go over that one more time. A doctor cut my asshole open with a sharp fucking knife. Do you hear me moaning like a little whore about that? GO GET FUCKED. Also, your grandma can fit an entire bowling ball in her pussy. STEAM POWERED DILDO.
1) My Receding Hareline
There are no haring dates left in November. December and January are as wide open as a cavernous asshole. These dates may seem unappealing because it's cold outside, but it never really gets that cold during the day here in DC and you have the opportunity to make wankers go through ice-cold water. Sound like fun? Sign up to hare. Find an open date, a location and some co-hares, check the Hareline at http://www.whitehousehash.com/hareline and send me an email at wh4hareraiser+idontlikespam@gmail.com .
2) Upcoming Hashes
10/1 - JackOff Lantern - Near the Forest Glen Metro
10/8 - Pussy In a Haystack, Put it Out - Van Ness
10/15 - Obeastiologist, Tit-ly Winks - DC?
10/22 - Suckyerdad - Tenleytown
3) Upcoming Events
VA Interhash XIII, September 22-24, 2006 – Camp Shittycaca brought to you by So Happy Its Tuesday H3! Summer camp living at its finest! Beer, cabins, beer, camp activities, beer, chain smoking, live band, beer, DJ, beer, beer, beer, etc. Location is 45 minutes south of DC in Prince William Forest National Park. Registration limited to the first 120 campers! Go to www.sohappyhash.com for details and registration
The thirteenth annual DC Red Dress run will be on October 7th starting near Dupont Circle. http://dchashing.com/dcreddress/ for more information
4) WH4 Hash 1090 – Sunday, September 24th, 2006 3:00 pm – Dupont Circle Metro
Hats? Yes. Balloons? You bet. Cake? Oh yeah. Yes, it is a birthday hash!
The hares are turning 30, except for one of them is celebrating 69. Shouldn't we all be celebrating 69? Get your ass out to Gayville and give the hares a spanking. [Editor's note: I did not write this. Blame the Hares.]
***Indy and Assfinder have asked me to annouce that they will be in town for this hash.
Cost: $5
Hares: Test Tube Baby, Spinal Tap, Bad Ditch, Just Angela
Start: Dupont Circle Metro
Directions:
Metro: Red line to Dupont Circle. Exit the station on the south side Dupont Circle exit and turn around. Walk toward the congregation of wankers in the circle. Some of them are probably hashers.
Driving:
From VA:
Take Route 66 East. Stay on 66 East and you will go over the Theodore
Roosevelt Bridge. As you cross the bridge, stay in the left lane and take
the "E" Street exit. Follow all signs for E Street. The Freeway will come
to an end at a stop light. Stay on E Street until you come to 18th Street.
At 18th Street make a left and after you cross M Street start looking for
parking.
From MD:
Follow Route 50 West, and it will become New York Avenue . Stay on New
York Avenue until you join Massachusetts Avenue . This will happen near
7th Street . This is a high traffic area, so please be careful. Continue
on Massachusetts Avenue . Follow Massachusetts through the tunnel (this is
under Thomas Circle ). You will then go through the next circle ( Scott
Circle ), continuing on Massachusetts Avenue . Two blocks after Scott
Circle, you will see 18th Street. After crossing 18th Street start
looking for parking.
Click here for a map of the starting location: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=1+Dupont+Cir+NW,+Washington,+DC+20036&ie=UTF8&om=1&z=15&ll=38.909068,-77.044029&spn=0.025613,0.054245&iwloc=A
Misc. Info.
A to A' . PI potential is minimal. Walker's trail is stroller, handicapable, and dog friendly. Runner's trail is dog friendly, unless your dog is (or could be) named Muffin Snuggles. Bring dry shoes and leave Muffin Snuggles at home.
On-On-On
Big Hunt
1345 CONNECTICUT AVE NW
WASHINGTON DC 20036
Phone: 202 785 2333
http://www.thebighuntdc.com/
Specials:
$2.50 House drafts
On On
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hare Raiser
WH4 Hash 1089 – Sunday, September 17th, 2006 3:00 pm – Shady Grove Metro
I've spent the last nine months or so demonstrating that I know next to nothing about women and the female anatomy. In fact, a thorough examination of my emails will suggest that the only thing I really do understand is anal sex. Let's leave that one alone for the moment and discuss something about the male anatomy that I have yet to figure out. I call this story "The Mystery of the Golden Load."
Back in the good old days of high school when having a spanish book on your lap will give you a hard on, I travelled with my mom, my brother, and a friend of mine to an exotic, luxurious resort in Maui. We spent a total of two weeks there. To cut down on costs, my mom shacked us all up in a two bed hotel room. I slept with my friend, and my mom slept with my brother. The vacation was great, with one small problem: like most teenage boys, I was in the habit of masturbating at least five or six times a day. Hell, my friends and I used to have contests to see who could do it the most. But with a close friend of mine only feet away from me in the evening, and my mom in the same room, I was unable to pull off the nightly wank-a-thon that usually ensued before I went to sleep. I also tried the shower time jerk off, which was one of the few moments of the day that I was actually alone. Once again, I was unsuccesful. Call me weird, but something about hearing your family talk outside the bathroom while you're in the shower trying to rub one off really dampens the mood.
I was not doing well. In my entire life, I've probably gone a maximum of three days without getting off. Usually, I get off multiple times a day. Going for more than three days during this vacation was nothing short of agonizing. You may ask, "well, what about your friend? He must have jerked off somewhere." Yes. Yes he did. One day, while we were checking out fifteen year old chicks from a secluded hot tub, my friend suddenly insisted that we exit the hot tub immediately. He revealed that he'd been spanking it the entire time underneath the bubbles and had busted a nut in the hot tub, which had apparently floated to the top and was headed my way. As I crawled out in disgust, I laughed my ass off as I watched a family of five grossly overweight individuals get in after us.
Two weeks and no relief. It was torture. As soon as I got home from Hawaii and off of the red eye flight, I did some rapid one arm pull-ups in my bathroom at home. What followed seconds later is a mystery that I have yet to find a scientific explanation for: a massive, golden colored load. No, I didn't piss on myself. It was definitely spooge. I thought that it was a fluke until I spoke with a friend later in college who had also experience a golden load after several weeks of not getting off. Has anyone else experienced this phenomenon? Does anyone have an explanation? The world may never know.
1) My Receding Hareline
There are no haring dates left in November. December and January are wide open. These dates may seem unappealing because it's cold outside, but it never really gets that cold during the day here in DC and you have the opportunity to make wankers go through ice-cold water. Sound appealing? Sign up to hare. Find an open date, a location and some co-hares, check the Hareline at http://www.whitehousehash.com/hareline and send me an email at wh4hareraiser+idontlikespam@gmail.com .
2) Upcoming Hashes
9/24 - Test Tube Baby - Dupont Circle
10/1 - JackOff Lantern - Near the Forest Glen Metro
10/8 - Pussy In a Haystack, Put it Out - TBA
10/15 - Obeastiologist, Tit-ly Winks - DC?
3) Upcoming Events
VA Interhash XIII, September 22-24, 2006 – Camp Shittycaca brought to you by So Happy Its Tuesday H3! Summer camp living at its finest! Beer, cabins, beer, camp activities, beer, chain smoking, live band, beer, DJ, beer, beer, beer, etc. Location is 45 minutes south of DC in Prince William Forest National Park. Registration limited to the first 120 campers! Go to www.sohappyhash.com for details and registration
The thirteenth annual DC Red Dress run will be on October 7th starting near Dupont Circle. http://dchashing.com/dcreddress/ for more information
4) WH4 Hash 1089 – Sunday, September 17th, 2006 3:00 pm – Shady Grove Metro
Are you one of those hashers who's mission in life is to hash at every single metro stop? If so, you're probably a hash whore. Here's your chance to venture out to one of the less commonly visited sites. The hares will reward you with a wonderful trail with lots of shiggy, industrial hazards, flood debris, and uptight local residents living in oversized houses and driving really large vehicles.
Cost: $5
Hares: F=MA, French Toasted, RU-469, Just Mike
Start: Shady Grove metro station (red line), parking lot 1
Directions:
Metro:
Red line to Shady Grove. Exit the station to the right and follow chalk to the start.
Note: This is a huge metro station with many parking lots and garages. We will be starting on the north side of the station in parking lot 1. If in doubt, just follow the chalk when exiting the station.
Driving:
Driving from VA:
Get on the beltway (I-495) going north into Maryland. Cross the American Legion bridge and continue on I-495 for about 4 miles. Merge onto I-270 north. After about 8 miles take exit 9 to get on I-370 heading east (you will need to get into the local lanes or you will miss it -- follow the signs). I-370 will take you directly to the metro station. Stay to the left and follow the signs for parking lot 1.
Driving from MD:
Find your way onto I-270 heading north. Take exit 9 to get on I-370 heading east (you will need to get into the local lanes or you will miss it -- follow the signs). I-370 will take you directly to the metro station. Stay to the left and follow the signs for parking lot 1.
Click here for a map of the starting location:
http://www.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=39.122287+/+-77.163098&ie=UTF8&z=12&om=1&iwloc=A Misc. Info.
A to A' . PI potential is moderate. Flashlights are unnecessary. Flashing is a great idea. Long socks recommended. Walker's trail is stroller friendly and dog friendly. Runner's trail is tough dog friendly. Bring dry clothes (of course).
On-On-On
Red Hot and Blue
16811 Crabbs Branch Way
Gaithersburg, MD 20855
Phone: (301) 948-7333
http://www.redhotandblue.com/Specials:
Will be announced in circle.
On On
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hare Raiser
WH4 Hash 1088 – Sunday, September 10th, 2006 3:00 pm – Sunrise Valley Drive and Robert Fulton Drive in Reston, VA.
Now with 95% less ass fucking!
CRIPPLING DIARRHEA
There are no more Monday hashes this year. We are now back to Sundays at 3:00. Sign up for haring dates in November and December and I will perform idiotic stunts for your own amusement.
1) My Receding Hareline
Sign up for November and December dates and I will launch a bottle rocket by holding it between my butt cheeks and lighting it. Find an open date, a location and some co-hares, check the Hareline at http://www.whitehousehash.com/hareline and send me an email at wh4hareraiser+idontlikespam@gmail.com .
2) Upcoming Hashes
9/17 - F=MA, French Toasted, RU-469 - Shady Grove
9/24 - Test Tube Baby - Dupont Circle
10/1 - JackOff Lantern - Near the Forest Glen Metro
10/10 - Pussy In a Haystack, Put it Out - TBA
3) Upcoming Events
VA Interhash XIII, September 22-24, 2006 – Camp Shittycaca brought to you by So Happy Its Tuesday H3! Summer camp living at its finest! Beer, cabins, beer, camp activities, beer, chain smoking, live band, beer, DJ, beer, beer, beer, etc. Location is 45 minutes south of DC in Prince William Forest National Park. Registration limited to the first 120 campers! Go to www.sohappyhash.com for details and registration
The thirteenth annual DC Red Dress run will be on October 7th starting near Dupont Circle. http://dchashing.com/dcreddress/ for more information
4) WH4 Hash 1088 – Sunday, September 10th, 2006 3:00 pm – Sunrise Valley Drive and Robert Fulton Drive in Reston, VA.
ECO-BITCH CHALLENGE VIII
Cost: $5
Hares: $50 Bitch, Duck Job, Vominatrix, Short Bus Bitch, Yank Me Out, Mr. Softie, Fiddy Cent.
Well, I think I've been doing this annual "BOAT" Hash ("Bitch of a Trail") for eight years. That make me old! And, if you look at the list of co-hares, you'll note that between us (Fiddy Cent included) we have completed 826 marathons, 233 ultramarathons, 1288 road races, 48 Ironmans, 176 triathlons, and 4639 HASHES!!!!. I should also mention 4 births and at least 83 acts of receptive anal sex (Fiddy denies that any of these are attributed to her). That makes the hares a bunch of tough cookies who know how to set a GOOD, FUN, TOUGH TRAIL! So, be prepared for yet another "BOAT" Hash, regardless of pregnancy status! Here are the specifics....
Start: Office park located at the intersection of Sunrise Valley Drive and Robert Fulton Drive in Reston, VA.
Directions:
Metro:
Orange Line to West Falls Church. There is no bus that goes directly to the start. The closest will take you to the Weihle Ave Park and Ride. From there it's about 1.2 mile walk. Take the Fairfax Connector 950 or 505. The 505 is your quickest and best bet, but the 950 will get you there.
http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/connector/
From DC and Arlington/Alexandria and the beltway:
Find your way to the Dulles Toll Road west. Pay toll. Exit at Hunter Mill Road (exit 14) and go Left (south). Proceed approx 1/4 mile to Sunrise Valley Drive and turn Right. Proceed ~1/2 mile to Robert Fulton Drive. Turn Right. Drive up into office park and take your first right into parking lot. Look for wankers. Park. Hash.
Click here for a map of the starting location:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=sunrise+valley+dr+and+robert+fulton+dr+reston,+va&ie=UTF8&z=15&om=1&iwloc=A
Misc. Info. A to A', where A' is very close to the start, unlike some previous A's we've had. Dog friendly (poofters might like the walking trail). Only exceptionally tough strollers and strong/brave pushers on running trail. All other strollers welcome on walkers. Likelihood of water is VERY, VERY high. Flashlights just might be necessary (we'll advise you at the start). Moderate PI Level. Bring dry clothes and shoes (duh!).
On-On-On
The Lake Side Inn.
11150 South Lakes Dr; Reston, VA 20191
(703) 264-0781
Specials:
Beer specials ($1 off domestic and imported beers) and food specials (announced at circle). We'll be meeting in the Pub of the restaurant at the back bar.
On On
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hare Raiser