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WH4 Hash 1087 – Monday, September 4th, 2006 3:00 pm – Dupont Circle Metro

I have a few important business related items to mention before I talk about doing it up the ass.

There are no more Monday night WH4 Hashes this year. The next hash is a transitional Hash before we switch back to Sundays at 3:00. It's on Monday (Labor Day), but is at 3:00 PM rather than 6:30 PM.

Also, Mismanagement has requested that I reissue our frequent request to please bring your own drinking vessel. At the very least, please try to re-use your disposable cup. We ran out of cups at the last Hash because people drank out of one cup at the start, threw it away, used another at the beer check, threw it away, and then finally decided that they'd get their hash mugs out at end circle after we ran out of cups. These cups aren't like condoms, people. You can reuse them. Find some way to mark it and put it in the mug bin that Brew Crew provides.

All right, now back to your regularly scheduled announcement.

If it wasn't for spam email, I'd run out of amusing announcement topics. This little gem arrived in my inbox the other day:

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.no..no..yes..yes.. SHIT I came... Not again...
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try now without any risk
kind regards
Diego Blackman"

Let's start with Diego's statistic. "68% of women are not satisfied with their sexual partners." No shit, Sherlock. I'm not sure that 68% of women are satisfied with the color of the shoes that they have on at the moment.

Now we move on to Diego's wonderful attempt at describing a routine sexual encounter for a man:

"Does this sound familar -  please don't come yet... please..oh god..no... no..no..yes..yes.. SHIT I came... Not again..."

Diego, Diego. You've got it all wrong. I count at least three instances in your brief transcript where the woman is actually enjoying herself.

I thought about the kind of sexual encounters I have during my usual day. I suggest that these would be more accurate:

Woman: I want to have sex with you.
Man: SHIT I came!

Advertisement on the side of a bus stop: "Two Big Bites at 7-11 for one dollar."
Man: OH FUCK! I just blew my load!

Arnold Schwarzenegger on TV: "I can promise you that when I go to Sacramento, I will pump up Sacramento." *flexes muscles*
Man: I think it just moved a little bit.

1) My Receding Hareline
Sign up to hare the MCM recovery trail on October 29th and I will make sweet, sweet love to a Chia Pet on camera. Want to do a Sunday trail when it's not cold? Sign up for an early fall date. Want to really get on my good side? Start taking some of the winter dates. Find an open date, a location and some co-hares, check the Hareline at http://www.whitehousehash.com/hareline and send me an email at wh4hareraiser+idontlikespam@gmail.com .

2) Upcoming Hashes
9/10 - $50 Bitch, Duck Job, Vominatrix, Fiddy Cent - VA Suburbs
9/17 - F=MA, French Toasted, RU-469 - Shady Grove
9/24 - Test Tube Baby - Dupont Circle again
8/1 - JackOff Lantern - Near the Forest Glen Metro

3) Upcoming Events

The thirteenth annual Dewey Beach Labor Day Hash is on September 3rd at 11:00 am. Go here for more information. http://www.dchashing.com/dewey/index.html

VA Interhash XIII, September 22-24, 2006 – Camp Shittycaca brought to you by So Happy Its Tuesday H3!  Summer camp living at its finest!  Beer, cabins, beer, camp activities, beer, live band, beer, DJ, beer, beer, beer, etc.  Location is 45 minutes south of DC in Prince William Forest National Park.  Registration limited to the first 120 campers! Go to www.sohappyhash.com for details and registration

The thirteenth annual DC Red Dress run will be on October 7th starting near Dupont Circle. http://dchashing.com/dcreddress/ for more information

4) WH4 Hash 1087 – Monday, September 4th, 2006 3:00 pm – Dupont Circle Metro

3rd Annal Beer Sprints and Oyster Shooters Hash!

Note special start time of 3:00 PM on Monday

Hares: Tapped Three Times, 3-2-1 Fuckoff, Casanada

Cost:  $5

Start: Water fountain in the middle of Dupont Circle

D-erections:

Metro: Take the red line to Dupont Circle.

Driving: The Hares provided no driving directions. So you get these crappy directions that I copied from a hotel's website instead.

From VA:
Take Route 66 East. Stay on 66 East and you will go over the Theodore Roosevelt Bridge. As you cross the bridge, stay in the left lane and take the "E" Street exit. Follow all signs for E Street. The Freeway will come to an end at a stop light. Stay on E Street until you come to 18th Street. At 18th Street make a left and after you cross M Street start looking for parking.

From MD:
Follow Connecticut Avenue south from the Beltway until you reach the circle.

Click here for a map of the starting location:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=1525+20th+St.+NW,+Washington,+DC+&ie=UTF8&z=15&om=1&iwloc=A

Miscellaneous:  A to B trail (ends in Adams Morgan), dog friendly, mild shiggy (Rock Creek, duh...), dog friendly; walker's trail will be stroller friendly.  No flashlights, no dry bags necessary although dry shoes are a good idea.

On-On-On:
Asylum Bar and Lounge
2471 18th Street, NW, Washington, DC 20011
202.319.9353

Specials:
Click on the link below for additional bar info and beer/food specials.  We have permission from the bar staff to extend the happy hour prices until 9pm.
http://www.asylumdc.com/Home.htm

On On
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hare Raiser


WH4 Hash 1086 – Monday, August 28th, 2006 6:30 pm – West Falls Church Metro

Did anyone else see Snakes on a Plane this weekend? I had a pretty good time but I feel like I kind of missed out by seeing it on a Sunday afternoon rather than on a Friday night. Instead of a theatre packed full of drunken idiots, I watched it with about 20 stoned teenagers, including one guy in a "Captain Blunt" t-shirt. Captain Blunt, you are my hero.

Overall, the movie was just what it promised to be: snakes on a motherfucking plane, climaxing with Samuel L Jacskon yelling "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" Here, save yourself ten bucks and 105 minutes of your life and just watch this video clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bGv6Ijf1aU

I did, however, feel like the movie missed out on some opportunities for other great, cheesy Samuel L Jackson one liners. I suggest the following:

"Hey snake! You're motherfucking hiss-tory!"
"Shit. I got a bigger snake in my motherfucking pants"
"Motherfucking motherfucking SNAKES motherfucking motherfucking PLANE motherfucking!"

All right, I'll stop. One scene really did bug me though. I'd apologize for ruining the plot, but I think we all know that there isn't really one. This couple on the plane sneaks into an overly large airplane bathroom, smokes a joint, and then starts having sex. There's some mention of the Mile High Club before the snakes come and start biting them.

Has anyone out there successfully joined the Mile High Club? Sex in the airplane bathroom seems impossible. First of all, unlike the bathroom in Snakes on a Plane, most airplane bathrooms barely allow you enough room to turn around, much less fit two people in there. Secondly, I have a hard enough time not peeing everywhere with all of the constant turbulence. The only way I can imagine sex being possible is to just put it in and let the constant bouncing and shaking of the plane take care of the rest. Now that I think about it, this really doesn't differ all that much from my usual sex routine.

The closest I've ever come to joining the Mile High Club is when I walked onto a plane with an "I'd rather be masturbating" t-shirt on and ended up being berated by the flight crew for wearing an inappropriate shirt. Fuck you, United Airlines. Don't like my shirt? Here's a free voucher to kiss my ass.

Next week we'll be in West Falls Church for a trail related to boobs in some way or another.

1) My Receding Hareline
October has one open date - the 29th which is the closest to Halloween and the MCM Recovery trail. Want to do a Sunday trail when it's not cold? Sign up for an early fall date. Want to really get on my good side? Start taking some of the winter dates. Find an open date, a location and some co-hares, check the Hareline at http://www.whitehousehash.com/hareline and send me an email at wh4hareraiser+idontlikespam@gmail.com .

2) Upcoming Hashes
9/4 - Tapped Three Times, Put It Out, 3-2-1 Fuck Off, Casanada - Dupont Circle
9/10 - $50 Bitch, Duck Job, Vominatrix, Fiddy Cent - VA Suburbs
9/17 - F=MA, French Toasted, RU-469 - Shady Grove
9/24 - Test Tube Baby - Dupont Circle again

3) Upcoming Events
VA Interhash XIII, September 22-24, 2006 – Camp Shittycaca brought to you by So Happy Its Tuesday H3!  Summer camp living at its finest!  Beer, cabins, beer, camp activities, beer, live band, beer, DJ, beer, beer, beer, etc.  Location is 45 minutes south of DC in Prince William Forest National Park.  Registration limited to the first 120 campers! Go to www.sohappyhash.com for details and registration

The thirteenth annual DC Red Dress run will be on October 7th starting near Dupont Circle. http://dchashing.com/dcreddress/ for more information

4) WH4 Hash 1086 – Monday, August 28th, 2006 6:30 pm – West Falls Church Metro

It's the Feel Your Boobies Hash!

Hares:  Cleopapsmear, Turbo Twat, Her She Kisses, Little Red Ride Me Good, and Wet Nurse, Neat Purse

Cost:  $5

Start: Near the WFC Metro

D-erections: Exit the metro and head (yes, that's right, I said head) to the left and follow the chalk marks to the start, parking lot off Haycock Rd, across from Turner Ave.  Yes, it's a church.  Yes, that may be sacrilegious… I'm fairly certain that only a few of us will actually burst into flames though.

(Metro)  Take the orange line to West Falls Church and follow marks to start.

(Driving from VA)  West on Rt 7/Leesburg Pike, it will turn into E. Broad St., then into W. Broad St.  Make a right on Haycock by the Giant, cross over 66, parking lot on the right across from Turner Ave.

(Driving from MD) US-50 West, Continue on New York Ave, Left at I-395 South, Exit 8B on VA-110 North to Rosslyn, Continue on Jeff Davis Highway, Take the I-66 West ramp to Front Royal/Dulles, Exit 66A to Falls Church/Rt 7, Bear right at Leesburg Pike, Left on Haycock, see directions above.

If you are driving, the Hares suggest parking in the Giant parking lot at the intersection of Haycock rd and Route 7, and walking to the start. You can also try the Metro parking lot, but you may have to pay fees to exit depending on what time you leave.

Click here for a map to the start: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=Turner+Ave+and+Haycock+Rd,+Falls+Church,+VA+22043+(West+Falls+Church-VT/UVA)&ie=UTF8&ll=38.901354,-77.181873&spn=0.01553,0.042915&om=1

Miscellaneous: A to A' ish where A' is about 0.4 miles from the metro. Call it A to B if you'd like.  Flashlight? Nah. Dry clothes? If you're Hokie.  Dry Shoes? Yes. Stroller friendly? Not really.  Dog friendly? You betcha.  Shiggy?  Moderate.   PI?  Likely.  Boobies Sighting?  Well it is the Feel Your Boobies Hash after all…

On-On-On:
Bangkok Blues
926 W. Broad St (or Rt. 7 East) 
Falls Church, VA, 22046 
(703) 534-0095
http://www.bangkokbluesrestaurant.com/index.php?page=index

Specials:
$3 beers

Live Music by Mr. Awesome!  (Note – Hares make no promises as to his actual level of awesomeness)

On On,
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hare Raiser


WH4 Hash 1085 – Monday, August 21st, 2006 6:30 pm – U Street Metro

This may not surprise you, but I've done a whole bunch of stupid stuff that wasn't brought up when I was named. Like the time I was chased by a police helicopter and later apprehended by at least five squad cars full of police officers with guns drawn for shooting off fireworks in a power substation. Or the time that the police caught me having sex in the back seat of a parked car in a school parking lot after school hours. Sure, I knew that a school parking lot was probably one of the most conspicuous locations you can choose, but my girlfriend at the time assured me it was a safe place. You see, men have this problem where they start listening to their penis instead of their brain. This frequently leads to disaster. Guys, the problem is that your penis doesn't care if you end up in prison. What's there for it to be scared of? Frequent masturbation? If you really want to stay out of trouble, the next time you think about doing something stupid, start listening to your ass. Yes, it's not quite as loud as your penis, but trust me, your ass has some words of wisdom. If you listen to it closely, you will hear it say something like this:

"Oh god no. Please god no. I don't want to be rammed daily by a 350 pound man named T-Bone. For the love of god, do not push that ATM machine through that liquor store window."

However, I think that by far the most embarrassing experience I ever had was in college. I was dating this girl for a little while, and she came over to my place one night. We drank some shitty lemon flavored vodka and went back into my room and turned off the lights. Eventually, her shirt came off, and I started to lick her nipples. All was going as usual until I started to feel a hair in my mouth. I thought it was one of those stray hairs that commonly ends up in your mouth during sexual activities. I pulled back to remove the hair from my mouth, but found no hair to remove. That's when it hit me like a punch in the face. There, in the pale moonlight trickling through my blinds, I saw that this bitch had the hairiest nipples I had ever seen. It wasn't a stray hair here and there, it was Austin Powers hairy. I wasn't sure what to do. I quickly narrowed it down to three possibilities: 1) "She" is really a man 2) she is European 3) I'm about to hook up with a werewolf.

My gut reaction was to get the hell out of there immediately. But it was my apartment, and I wasn't sure where to run to except maybe to retrieve a gun and some silver bullets. So what did I do? I just kept on going at it like nothing had happened. Later research revealed that she wasn't a man and that she wasn't European. That leaves only one possibility.

Speaking of spooky stuff, thanks to Monday's hares for a tunnel filled romp that will make most of us require back surgery from crouching down for such long periods of time.

1) My Receding Hareline
October has a few open dates, including the 29th which is the closest to Halloween. Want to do a Sunday trail when it's not cold? Sign up for an October date. Want to really get on my good side? Start taking some of the winter dates. Find an open date, a location and some co-hares, check the Hareline at http://www.whitehousehash.com/hareline and send me an email at wh4hareraiser+idontlikespam@gmail.com .

2) Upcoming Hashes
8/28 - Cleopapsmear, Turbo Twat, Her She Kisses - West Falls Church
9/4 - Tapped Three Times, Put It Out, 3-2-1 Fuck Off - Dupont Circle
9/10 - $50 Bitch, Duck Job, Vominatrix, Fiddy Cent - VA Suburbs
9/17 - F=MA, French Toasted, RU-469 - Shady Grove

3) Upcoming Events
VA Interhash XIII, September 22-24, 2006 – Camp Shittycaca brought to you by So Happy Its Tuesday H3!  Summer camp living at its finest!  Beer, cabins, beer, camp activities, beer, live band, beer, DJ, beer, beer, beer, etc.  Location is 45 minutes south of DC in Prince William Forest National Park.  Registration limited to the first 120 campers! Go to www.sohappyhash.com for details and registration

The thirteenth annual DC Red Dress run will be on October 7th starting near Dupont Circle. http://dchashing.com/dcreddress/ for more information

4) WH4 Hash 1085 – Monday, August 21st, 2006 6:30 pm – U Street Metro

Theme: The 'We Love Circle-Jerks' Run (in which Hokie-No-Pokie violently beats the newly arrived Guam Hare into submission, White House style.)

Hares: Suckyerdad, Anal Avenger, Wooly Mammaries, and a (as yet undetermined) Hot Hash Chick.

Cost:  $5

Start: African American Civil War Memorial on 10th and U street near the U Street Metro

D-erections:

(Metro) Take the Green Line to U St/Cardozo. Exit U Street Metro on the East Side at 10th St. Look around for the statue of civil war soldiers.

(Driving from VA) Take 395 North, get off on US-1N (14th Street), follow
14th ST to Thomas Circle. Go around the circle and get on Vermont Ave NW.
Follow Vermont Ave NW through Logan Circle. Take a left at 11th ST, and then
a right on U St. The memorial will be on your right.

(Driving from MD) Get on Connecticut Ave going South. Turn left at T st NW.
Bear left at Florida Ave. Bear Right at U ST NW. Follow U St to 10th. The
memorial will be on your right.

Click this link to a map of the start or else cut and paste the link:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=1300+U+St+NW,+Washington,+DC+20009&ie=UTF8&ll=38.916855,-77.029323&spn=0.006152,0.013561&t=h&om=1

Miscellaneous: A to A', Bring surgical gloves if you fall down a lot, work
gloves for climbing things may be useful. Dog Friendly. NOT stroller
friendly. Watch out for crack dens. Stay in groups once the sun goes down.

On-On-On:
Duffy's Irish Pub
2106 Vermont Ave NW
Washington, DC
http://www.duffysdc.com

Specials:
$3.00 Pints of Domestic beers
$4.95 Burgers, Dozen Wings, Shepard's Pie

OnOn
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hareraiser


202-PUDJAM-0 is temporarily offline, call 202-OVA-DREK instead

Maybe you're lazy, and you choose to drive to the hash without writing down directions. Or maybe you just don't read my announcements because I say lots of bad words.

So you call PUDJAM instead. Well, hopefully you read this email and aren't too lazy to write down the phone number that PUDJAM will be using temporarily: 202-OVA-DREK. See kraM's email below for more information.

OnOn
-Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Ass Fucking

>While we are getting PUDJAM Zero upgraded to a Voice Over IP line with
>true voicemail mailboxes (bringing it into the 21st century), please
>call the following number: 202-682-3735 (202-OVA-DREK).  Hopefully,
>within a few weeks, PUDJAM will be released by Verizon so it can be
>moved from its current switch.  The old PUDJAM machine will be
>answering OVA-DREK until the switchover.  Thanks.
>
>On On
>kraM


WH4 Hash 1084 – Monday, August 14th 2006 6:30 PM - East Falls Church Metro

Blow jobs. Pop culture seems to want to push the idea that a blow job is the best sexual experience a man can ever have. Personally, I'll never understand the fascination that most guys have with getting head. Let me start by saying that I've experienced my fair share of blow jobs. I'd like to think that I've had both good and bad.

Let's start with the bad. Usually, they begin with the girl telling you something along the lines of "I have big teeth" or "I have a very small mouth." What follows is a painful sucking and grinding experience much like sticking your cock in a wet / dry vac. Ladies, if you can eat a popsicle or a hot dog, you have the ability to suck most dicks out there. Especially if most of the men you are hooking up with are hashers. You just lack technique.

I've also had plenty of good blow jobs. Unfortunately, I can only remember one time that I actually came from getting head. Sure, it feels great, but I really just want sex. In fact, I usually think about blow jobs as being counterproductive. Every second I'm getting head is one less second I'm going to last when I start having sex.

On that note, I'm always amused at how women act surprised when you come really quickly after foreplay. Like it takes a genius to realize that the reason I came after thirty seconds of sex is because I've been getting a hand job for the past half hour. As most men know, this is a tricky situation to escape from without feeling like a complete chump. Usually I go for the "do it twice in a row" routine which often ends up like trying to inflate a bicycle tire with a hole in it - a lot of furious pumping and heavy breathing for about five minutes only to realize your effort is completely in vain.

Speaking of great, short first halves and exhausting second halves, thanks to Monday's Hares for showing us around the shiggy filled Rockville area. Next week, we're off to East Falls Church for what the Hares described to me as a "mostly tunnel" trail.

1) My Receding Hareline
October has a few open dates, including the 29th which is the closest to Haloween. Want to do a Sunday trail when it's not cold? Sign up for an October date. Want to really get on my good side? Start taking some of the winter dates. Find an open date, a location and some co-hares, check the Hareline at http://www.whitehousehash.com/hareline and send me an email at wh4hareraiser+idontlikespam@gmail.com .

2) Upcoming Hashes
8/21 - Anal Avenger, Suckyerdad - U st Metro
8/28 - Cleopapsmear, Turbo Twat, Her She Kisses - West Falls Church
9/4 - Tapped Three Times, Put It Out, 3-2-1 Fuck Off - Dupont Circle
9/10 - $50 Bitch, Duck Job, Vominatrix, Fiddy Cent

3) Upcoming Events
VA Interhash XIII, September 22-24, 2006 – Camp Shittycaca brought to you by So Happy Its Tuesday H3!  Summer camp living at its finest!  Beer, cabins, beer, camp activities, beer, live band, beer, DJ, beer, beer, beer, etc.  Location is 45 minutes south of DC in Prince William Forest National Park.  Registration limited to the first 120 campers! Go to www.sohappyhash.com for details and registration

The thirteenth annual DC Red Dress run will be on October 7th starting near Dupont Circle. http://dchashing.com/dcreddress/ for more information

4) WH4 Hash 1084 – Monday, August 14th 2006 6:30 PM - East Falls Church Metro
We love long, dark, wet tunnels (Bring a FLASHLIGHT)

Hares: JAGQueen, Bolo Head Rat, 3 Ring Cervix, Motor Mouth, Golden Showers

Cost:  $5 + FLASHLIGHT

Start: East Falls Church (Actually the Basketball Court parking lot 100 Yards East)

D-erections:
(Metro)
East Falls Church Station on the Orange Line
http://www.stationmasters.com/System_Map/EFALLSCH/efallsch.html
Walk out of station, Turn right, go to the traffic light, turn left, cross
street, turn right, angle into the open field, hash with FLASHLIGHT.

(Driving from VA)
Beltway to I-66 inbound, Take EXIT 69 toward US-29 /
WASHINGTON BLVD / VA-237 / LEE HWY. Exit becomes FAIRFAX DR.  Go through
light.  Turn right on N SYCAMORE ST. Go through the light, turn left on 17TH
STREET.  Turn left onto ROOSEVELT STREET.   Park and Hash with FLASHLIGHT.

(Driving from MD/DC)
Get to I-66 West, Take EXIT 69 toward US-29 / WASHINGTON
BLVD / VA-237 / LEE HWY.  Turn left onto N SYCAMORE ST. at light at end of
Ramp. Go through the light, turn left on 17TH STREET.  Turn left onto
ROOSEVELT STREET.   Park and Hash with FLASHLIGHT.

Note: because parking at the start will be tight, the hares recommend
showing up with 10 minutes to spare and parking at the parking garage at 4Ps
and then walking to the start, about a 10 minute walk, and you will be
parked surprisingly close to the finish...

Click this link to a map of the start or else cut and paste the link:
http://www.stationmasters.com/System_Map/EFALLSCH/efallsch.html (See east
Falls Church park? Look a little below and see Roosevelt Street, in that
traffic circle, which looks like a FLASHLIGHT)

Miscellaneous: A to A', Absolutely Flashlight,  Dry shoes,  Stroller
friendly walker trail,  Dog friendly Walker trail, Did we mention FLASHLIGHT
(the hares recommend a FLASHLIGHT with fresh Energizer batteries).

On-On-On:
Irelands Four Provinces
105 W. Broad Street
Falls Church, VA  22046
(703) 534-8999

http://www.irishusa.com/4ps/

Specials:
Happy Hour Prices (1/2 off) on Appetizers

OnOn
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hare Raiser


WH4 Hash 1083 – Monday, August 7th 2006 6:30 PM - Grosvenor/Strathmore Metro

Now with 95% less effort!

ASS FUCKING

1) My Receding Hareline
Summer dates are filled. Many fall dates are still open. Sign up while you can. Find an open date, a location and some co-hares, check the Hareline at http://www.whitehousehash.com/hareline and send me an email at wh4hareraiser+idontlikespam@gmail.com .

2) Upcoming Hashes
8/14 - JAG Queen, Bolo Head Rat - East Falls Church Metro
8/21 - Anal Avenger, Suckyerdad - U st Metro
8/28 - Cleopapsmear, Turbo Twat, Her She Kisses - West Falls Church
9/4 - Tapped Three Times, Put It Out, 3-2-1 Fuck Off - Dupont Circle

3) Upcoming Events

Beer Mile - the only competitive event in the world of hashing. Fri 8/4 at 7:00 PM. Follow flour from New York Ave metro (5 min walk). BYO 6 pack (in a backpack or something to be a little discreet)
Rules:
1) Open and consume your six beers in the "beerzone" in front
of the home stands.
2) R*n four laps around the track.

VA Interhash XIII, September 22-24, 2006 – Camp Shittycaca brought to you by So Happy Its Tuesday H3!  Summer camp living at its finest!  Beer, cabins, beer, camp activities, beer, live band, beer, DJ, beer, beer, beer, etc.  Location is 45 minutes south of DC in Prince William Forest National Park.  Registration limited to the first 120 campers! Go to www.sohappyhash.com for details and registration

The thirteenth annual DC Red Dress run will be on October 7th starting near Dupont Circle. http://dchashing.com/dcreddress/ for more information

4) WH4 Hash 1083 – Monday, August 7th 2006 6:30 PM - Grosvenor/Strathmore Metro

Welcome to the Suburbia! [Editor's Note: this theme is now in the front running for lamest theme of the year, with :Episode MLXVIII: The Shiggy Strikes Back: and "Brunettes have more fun!" close behind]

Hares: Cock a Doodle Do Me, Pussy in a Haystack, Just Alli, Just Todd and Just Emmanuel [Editor's Note: this should be interesting]

Cost:  $5

Start: Grosvenor Metro (Red Line) in the parking lot

D-erections:

Metro: Take the red line to Grosvenor/Strathmore Metro

Driving from VA: Why drive when you can metro?  But if you must, take 495 to
Rockville Pike.  Make a U turn at the second light so you are heading North
on Rockville Pike (MD 355).  Metro is at Tuckerman and Rockville Pike.

Driving from MD: Go to Tuckerman and Rockville Pike.

Click this link to a map of the start or else cut and paste the link:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=Rockville+Pike+%26+Tuckerman+Ln,+Rockville,+MD+20852

Miscellaneous: Trail is A-A'(more like B).  Things to bring for the trail: A FLASHLIGHT,
DRY CLOTHES and LONG SOCKS.  There will be shiggy!!  And you will get!!
Rather nice guarantee, wet and dirty!!

On-On-On:

[Editor's Note: This bar totally kicks ass. The beer is dirt cheap, but they do not serve food and accept cash only. The good news is that the owner allows you to bring food in. I'm sure the hares will have the numbers of some pizza joints nearby.
Also please note that it's about a half mile from the metro - plan accordingly so you don't end up stranded. You have been warned.]

Hank Dietle's Tavern
11010 Rockville Pike,
Rockville, MD 20852
301-881-8711

Specials:
TBA

OnOn,
Hokie No Pokie
2006 WH4 Hareraiser