Hash #1047 -- January 1st, 2006 @ 2pm -- Dunn Loring Metro

The hares saved me the trouble of having to write anything this week: It's the New Year. Time to resolve to be a better hasher--work on your shotgunning skills, learn a new hash song, and show up EARLY to a hash. No, really. Show up an hour early. Like 2pm HST early. So what if you'll be hungover? So will the hares. In deference to hasher football fans, the trail has been worked around the Redskins win-and-we're-in game at 4:15pm vs. the Eagles. Hell, the entire New Years Day college bowl schedule has been worked around this game (no joke--not a single college bowl game on New Years Day--check your local listings.) Also, take advantage of Wang Chunk's porno-rific big screen, basement bar, and CHEAP on-on-on. Trail promises to be short and adventurous!

The WH4 Holiday Party is January 28th. An email with all the details was sent out last week, but if you missed it try http://www.dchashing.com/wh4/msg1.html Paper form for registration is at http://www.dchashing.com/wh4/hol06/holidaypartyflyer.pdf and the online registration at
http://www.active.com/event_detail.cfm?event_id=1270956

EWH3 has two big events coming up. EWH3 is having its first ever AGM on January 13th. And then they are having the annual ski trip on Feb 3rd-5th. Sign up sheets and details are available at http://ewh3.com

1) This Weekend
Thursday
--EWH3's trail is at 6:45 at Francis Scott Key Park. See
http://www.ewh3.com for details.

Friday
--Beltway Bob is at the Full Moon H3. See
http://dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/ for details.

-- Full Moon is at King St Metro. See
http://www.dchashing.com/community/fmh3/fmhnexthash.html for details.

Saturday
--MVH3 is at 10 in Reston. Check out http://dchashing.com/mvh3 for details.

Sunday
--WH4 trail at 2 pm is at the Dunn Loring Metro.

2) Hareline -- Next available date is in February. You can go back
to having trails nearly anywhere since it's on a weekend.
1/8 Blows a Tranny, Cock a doodle do me
1/15 Vominatrix and friends
1/22 Outgoing MM
1/29 Recovery at Spinal Tap's and Hasher Humper's
1/29 Incoming MM
Email bigusbangus@gmail.com today with your ideas and check http://www.dchashing.org/wh4/ for the latest hareline. Also, if you don't have a name and would like one, contact me for an opportunity to hare with others.

3) Mismanagement Corner
If you're bringing a virgin, please remind them to bring an ID to sign-in.
We'd still like it if you'd bring a mug.
A great place to learn a song or two is http://tinyurl.com/8qxtd from Hazukashii.

4) Hab Coroner
I have long sleeve t-shirts in purple, red and chocolate (just like I'd Do 'Er-YES I WOULD!) They are $15 ea. I have a limited number of smalls and mediums so don't delay.

5) Upcoming Events
Los Angeles Hash House Harriers 25th year Hash -- Feb 24-26
detailed info is at http://lah3silver.blogspot.com/

WH4 Holiday Party -- January 28th
http://dchashing.com/wh4/

EWH3 Ski Trip -- Feb 3rd-5th
For more details go to http://ewh3.com/SkiTripRego.pdf

FVH3 10th Anniversary Hash
http://www.vineyardhash.de.vu/

US Nash Hash -- May 26-29th in Sierra Vista, AZ
http://www.usanashhash.org/

Interhash 2006 in Chiang Mai, Thailand -- October 27-29, 2006.
The price goes up soon so check out what a cool trip it will be at http://chiangmai2006.com/ and sign up before the end of June.

6)Hash #1047 -- January 1st, 2006 @ 2 pm -- Dunn Loring Metro

!!!!!!! Note early start time of 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!

Hares: Can't Fuck Dust, Wang Chunks

!!!!!!! Note early start time of 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!

Start: Dunn Loring Metro Parking Lot -- 2700 Gallows Road, Vienna, VA

!!!!!!! Note early start time of 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!

D-erections:

Metro:
Metro to Dunn Loring (Orange Line). At Metro Exit, follow chalk (turning right) into the parking lot. Drink beer.

Driving:
Go to this Google Map:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=2700+gallows+road,+vienna,+va&iwloc=A&hl=en
Click on "to here" in the bubble. Type in your starting location. Follow the directions.

!!!!!!! Note early start time of 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!

Miscellaneous/Trail Crap: A to B-ish.
Stroller Friendly? For walkers only!
Dog friendly. Yes - but not at OnOnOn
What to bring: DRY SHOES, FLASHLIGHT.

!!!!!!! Note early start time of 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!

On On On:
House of Wang
2372 Jawed Place
Vienna, VA 22027

!!!!!!! Note early start time of 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!

SPECIALS - $10 all you can drink and eat! Food is TBD, but there will be both meat and veg options. Watch the Redskins clinch a playoff spot. Shoot some pool, play some foos, throw some darts. Kick a keg or two.

OnOn,
Big Bang

Hash #1046 -- December 25th, 2005 @ Noon -- Lumber Jack Off's Christmas Village

WH4 falls on Christmas this year. Yup, that's right and we are actually having a hash. It's at the special time of noon and should be fun. Please sign up for the hash at this evite link.

The WH4 Holiday Party is January 28th. An email with all the details was sent out last week, but if you missed it try http://www.dchashing.com/wh4/msg1.html Paper form for registration is at http://www.dchashing.com/wh4/hol06/holidaypartyflyer.pdf and the online registration at
http://www.active.com/event_detail.cfm?event_id=1270956

EWH3 has two big events coming up. EWH3 is having its first ever AGM on January 13th. And then they are having the annual ski trip on Feb 3rd-5th. Sign up sheets and details are available at http://ewh3.com

1) This Weekend
Thursday
--EWH3's trail is at 6:45 at Courthouse Metro. See http://www.ewh3.com for details.

Friday
--Beltway Bob is at Kitty O'Shea's in Arlington. See http://dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/ for details.

Saturday
--MVH3 is at 10 in Woodbridge. Check out http://dchashing.com/mvh3 for details.

Sunday
--WH4 trail at 3 pm is near the Ballston Metro.

2) Hareline -- Next available date is in February. You can go back
to having trails nearly anywhere since it's on a weekend.
1/1 Wang Chunks, Can't F*ck Dust
1/8 Blows a Tranny, Cock a doodle do me
1/15 Vominatrix and friends
1/22 Outgoing MM
Email bigusbangus@gmail.com today with your ideas and check http://www.dchashing.org/wh4/ for the latest hareline. Also, if you don't have a name and would like one, contact me for an opportunity to hare with others.

3) Mismanagement Corner
If you're bringing a virgin, please remind them to bring an ID to sign-in. We'd still like it if you'd bring a mug. A great place to learn a song or two is http://tinyurl.com/8qxtd from Hazukashii.

4) Hab Coroner
I have long sleeve t-shirts in purple, red and chocolate (just like I'd Do 'Er-YES I WOULD!) They are $15 ea. I have a limited number of smalls and mediums so don't delay.

5) Upcoming Events
Los Angeles Hash House Harriers 25th year Hash -- Feb 24-26
detailed info is at http://lah3silver.blogspot.com/

WH4 Holiday Party -- January 28th
http://dchashing.com/wh4/

EWH3 Ski Trip -- Feb 3rd-5th
For more details go to http://ewh3.com/SkiTripRego.pdf

FVH3 10th Anniversary Hash
http://www.vineyardhash.de.vu/

US Nash Hash -- May 26-29th in Sierra Vista, AZ
http://www.usanashhash.org/

Interhash 2006 in Chiang Mai, Thailand -- October 27-29, 2006.
The price goes up soon so check out what a cool trip it will be at
http://chiangmai2006.com/ and sign up before the end of June.

6)Hash #1046 -- December 25th, 2005 @ 12 pm -- Lumber Jack Off's House

Please go to the Evite at
http://www.evite.com/areyouin@dchashing.com/homelesshasher and sign up so Santa Hokie knows how many gifts to bring.

Hares: Lumber Jack Off, Hokie No Pokie, RUN?

Start: Lumber Jack Off's Christmas Village
4107 N 11th Pl, Arlington, VA
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=4107+11th+Pl+N,+Arlington,+VA+22201&iwloc=A&hl=en

D-erections:
Metro:
Ballston Metro - Face Fairfax Dr and head (yes head) to your Right. Turn Left on Stafford. Walk 1.5 blocks and turn R on 11th Pl (not St) N. At parking lot T turn Left. Look for frolicking.

Driving:
Look at a map and go to the address above.

Miscellaneous/Trail Crap: A to A.
Stroller Friendly? Yes
Dog friendly? Yes

On On On:
Lumber Jack Off's House

OnOn,
Big Bang
--
2005 WH4 Hare Razor -- God Help Us

Hash #1045 -- December 18th, 2005 @ 3 pm -- White House Ellipse

This Sunday marks the return of the WH4 traditional 'Christmas Ball' non-traditional hash. The hares say:

Those naughty naughty elves are playing a big joke on Santa this year. They've stolen his balls and Santa can't fly without them. All hashers are invited to catch an elf and to find Santa's balls. Sing hash Christmas songs the likes of which would scare any elf into coughing up the ball.

A great time, just don't expect much actual "running."

Found at last Sunday's hash in Sterling...
WH4 royal blue fleece turtle's neck/hat
If you don't step up soon, one of the hares really like it.

The WH4 Holiday Party is January 28th and prices go up at the end of the week. An email with all the details was sent out last week, but if you missed it try http://www.dchashing.com/wh4/msg1.html Paper form for registration is at http://www.dchashing.com/wh4/hol06/holidaypartyflyer.pdf and the online registration at http://www.active.com/event_detail.cfm?event_id=1270956

If you are homeless for Christmas, the White House Hash House Harriers have a special treat for you. Check out http://www.evite.com/areyouin@dchashing.com/homelesshasher for details.

1) This Weekend
Thursday
--EWH3's trail is at 6:45 at Dupont Circle. See http://www.ewh3.com for details.

Friday
--Beltway Bob is at the Wonderland Ballroom in Columbia Heights. See
http://dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/ for details.

Saturday
--MVH3 is at 10 somewhere. Check out http://dchashing.com/mvh3 for details.

Sunday
--WH4 trail at 3 pm is

2) Hareline -- Next available date is in February. You can go back to having trails nearly anywhere since it's on a weekend.

12/25 Lumber Jack Off, RUN?, Hokie No Pokie
1/1 Wang Chunks, Can't F*ck Dust
1/8 Blows a Tranny, Cock a doodle do me
1/15 Vominatrix and friends
Email bigusbangus@gmail.com today with your ideas and check http://www.dchashing.org/wh4/ for the latest hareline. Also, if you don't have a name and would like one, contact me for an opportunity to hare with others.

3) Mismanagement Corner
If you're bringing a virgin, please remind them to bring an ID to sign-in. We'd still like it if you'd bring a mug. A great place to learn a song or two is http://tinyurl.com/8qxtd from Hazukashii.

4) Hab Coroner
I have long sleeve t-shirts in purple, red and chocolate (just like I'd Do 'Er-YES I WOULD!) They are $15 ea. I have a limited number of smalls and mediums so don't delay.

5) Upcoming Events
Los Angeles Hash House Harriers 25th year Hash -- Feb 24-26 detailed info is at http://lah3silver.blogspot.com/

WH4 Holiday Party -- January 28th
http://dchashing.com/wh4/

FVH3 10th Anniversary Hash
http://www.vineyardhash.de.vu/

US Nash Hash -- May 26-29th in Sierra Vista, AZ
http://www.usanashhash.org/

Interhash 2006 in Chiang Mai, Thailand -- October 27-29, 2006.
The price goes up soon so check out what a cool trip it will be at http://chiangmai2006.com/ and sign up before the end of June.

6)Hash #1045 -- December 18th, 2005 @ 3 pm -- White House Ellipse

HELP SANTA FIND HIS BALLS. Dress up as Santa, an elf, a moose, Christmas tree, remember your lights, cum lit!

ELVES (hares): Dead Snatch, For Sale or Rent, Goofy, Hasher Humper, Spinal Tap, & perhaps some guest appearances.

Start: Boy Scout Memorial on the Ellipse, 15th Street NW, between Pennsylvania Avenue and Constitution Avenue NW

D-erections:

Metro:
Federal Triangle, corner of F and 12th, exit station and walk down 12th to E St. Continue to 15th, cross to other side at White House, turn left on 15th towards Washington Monument. Look for Statue, just off of 15th hidden by all the street vendors. If you get to Constitution you have gone too far.
http://www.stationmasters.com/System_Map/FEDTRIAN/fedtrian.html

Driving:
From VA, find your way to I-395 North, 14th Street Bridge. LEFT on Constitution, RIGHT on 15th. Look for Boy scout and nude statues, just behind all those darn street vendors. Look for parking.

From Roslyn, VA, find your way to I-66/Rt 50, across Roosevelt Bridge. This becomes Constitution. At 15th St turn LEFT. Look for Boy scout and nude statues, just behind all those darn street vendors. Look for parking.

Park somewhere between start and On-On-On. Allow time to find one. Hopefully finding a parking space is easier than finding a Christmas Ball but it can be done.

Miscellaneous/Trail Crap: A to B.
Stroller Friendly? Yes, Sled friendly too!
Dog friendly. Yes - but not at OnOnOn

On On On: Capital City Brewing Company, (202) 628-2222
Corner of 11th and H Sts. NW
Nearest Metro Station: Metro Center
http://www.capcitybrew.com/

Directly across the street from the DC KrisKringle outdoor market (last day).

SPECIALS - those elves sprinkled some elfin dust and Voila! $2 pints!
HALF-PRICE appetizers: some awesome Grilled Lamb Skewers served with hummus and pita bread, Wings, West Texas BBQ Pork Nachos, Asian Chicken Quesadilla, Ahi Tuna Appetizer, Buffalo Chicken or Roasted Duck Pizza, etc.
NOTE: remember to get an ARM BAND from the elves when you sign in to get this deal (as always review your check before you pay). These deals are available anywhere in Cap City.

OnOn,
Big Bang

--
2005 WH4 Hare Razor -- God Help Us

Hash #1044 -- December 11th, 2005 @ 3 pm -- Sterling, VA

Last week we traveled to deepest, darkest, Greenbelt, MD where even BAH3 fears to tread. This week we travel right on past the SHIT Hash and go out to Dulles. Why Dulles you ask? Well the hares have an answer:

We had a great idea for a trail. We would start and end at the Old Dominion Brew Pub. We scouted a great trail with shiggy and water, beaver (it was really a woodchuck or something like that) and deer. Read My Lips dressed real sexy and talked to owner of the Brew Pub and he said, "Sorry, but no hashers allowed. No offense, but you guys sing songs and change in the parking lot. This is a family place." So we are keeping the trail and the Old Dominion Beer. We will just be going to Chili's instead.

If this was an EWH3 announcement, I'd point out that what we learned is that you should contact the bar you are going to use before planning a trail around it. But this isn't EWH3 so don't learn anything. Oh, and please read the hab's announcement further down. She's a hare this week and can make our lives miserable if you don't.

The WH4 Holiday Party is January 28th and prices go up in 10 days. An email with all the details was sent out last week, but if you missed it try http://www.dchashing.com/wh4/msg1.html Paper form for registration is at
http://www.dchashing.com/wh4/hol06/holidaypartyflyer.pdf and the online registration at
http://www.active.com/event_detail.cfm?event_id=1270956.

If you are homeless for Christmas, the White House Hash House Harriers have a special treat for you. Check out http://www.evite.com/areyouin@dchashing.com/homelesshasher for details.

1) This Weekend
Thursday
--EWH3's trail is going to be fantastic (shameless plug). Trail is at
6:45 at Tenleytown Metro. See http://www.ewh3.com for details.

Friday
--Beltway Bob is somewhere. See
http://dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/ for details.

Saturday
--MVH3 is at 10 at Terra Centre in Burke. Check out
http://dchashing.com/mvh3 for details.
--MVH3 Black Elephant gift exchange in Springfield in the evening.
http://dchashing.com/mvh3/

Sunday
--WH4 trail at 3 pm is way out by Dulles Airport, but it's a great
trail and worth the trip.

2) Hareline -- Next available date is in February. You can go back
to having trails nearly anywhere since it's on a weekend.
12/18 For Sale or Rent, Spinal Tap, Hasher Humper
12/25 Lumber Jack Off, RUN?, Hokie No Pokie
1/1 Wang Chunks, Can't F*ck Dust
1/8 Blows a Tranny, Cock a doodle do me
Email bigusbangus@gmail.com today with your ideas and check http://www.dchashing.org/wh4/ for the latest hareline. Also, if you don't have a name and would like one, contact me for an opportunity to hare with others.

3) Mismanagement Corner
If you're bringing a virgin, please remind them to bring an ID to sign-in. We'd still like it if you'd bring a mug. A great place to learn a song or two is http://tinyurl.com/8qxtd from Hazukashii.

4) Hab Coroner
I have long sleeve t-shirts in purple, red and chocolate (just like I'd Do 'Er-YES I WOULD!) They are $15 ea. I have a limited number of smalls and mediums so don't delay.

This trail is the LAST CHANCE to hand deliver your Personalized Hash Bag order form with $40. And if you don't mail it by Thurs Dec 8th you are OUT OF LUCK.

5) Upcoming Events
MVH3 20th Anniversary Black Elephant Gift Exchange Dec 10th, 2005.

Los Angeles Hash House Harriers 25th year Hash -- Jan 20-22 (also Blow's My Mind's Birthday) sign up info is at www.hash.org

WH4 Holiday Party -- January 28th
http://dchashing.com/wh4/

FVH3 10th Anniversary Hash
http://www.vineyardhash.de.vu/

US Nash Hash -- May 26-29th in Sierra Vista, AZ
http://www.usanashhash.org/

Interhash 2006 in Chiang Mai, Thailand -- October 27-29, 2006. The price goes up soon so check out what a cool trip it will be at http://chiangmai2006.com/ and sign up before the end of June.

6) Hash #1044 -- December 11th, 2005 @ 3 pm -- Sterling, VA

Hares: Read My Lips, Back Door Buckaroo, Are You In? and Hokie No Pokie pending liver augmentation surgery recovery progress.

Start: Sort of behind the Best Buy (45575 Dulles Eastern Plaza, Sterling, VA), away from the cameras.

D-erections:
Metro:
Closest Metro is Vienna metro station. No bus on Sunday. So just carpool. Or take a cab.

Driving:
Look at this map or follow the directions below. http://maps.google.com/maps?q=45575+Dulles+Eastern+Plaza,+Sterling,+VA&iwloc=A&hl=en
Get yourself to the Toll Rd. There is only one monument in DC, and there is only one Toll Rd, aka 267. Exit 9B 28N to Sterling. If you're coming from points inside the beltway, you do not need a passport. I checked with the border patrol and a birth certificate will do just fine. From Route 28N, turn right onto Nokes Blvd. Turn right onto Atlantic Blvd .


Miscellaneous/Trail Crap:
A to A. You know how wool socks maintain their thermal ability when they are wet? We recommend wool socks and a change of clothes. Stroller Friendly? Not really. Hardy dog friendly. Lots of shiggy. Flashlight? Likely. It is dark in those woods when you are lost by yourself.

On On On:
Chili's
45575 Dulles Eastern Plaza
Sterling, VA

Specials: Free OD beer behind the Best Buy. Other than that, we don't know yet. Working on it so get off our backs. Jeez.

OnOn,
Big Bang
--
2005 WH4 Hare Razor -- God Help Us