Oh crap. It looks like 2008 is over, so now I guess I'm obligated to write some kind of summary or year-in-review or whatevs. Here it is.
Number of year-end roundups written: Zero.
And it's stayin' that way, wankers. I hope you all rang in 2009 the right way -- by getting wasted and making out with someone you hope was of the appropriate sex. Just remember that the best cure for cheap champagne hangovers is more cheap champagne. And vodka. And hashing. And oral sex. Not necessarily in that order.
The White House Holiday Party is fast approaching! It's at the Tortoise and Hare in Crystal City. We've got the place all to ourselves for 6 hours! So put on your best Prohibition era duds and come help us celebrate. Taps open 8pm Jan 24th. Regos come in paper and electronic flavors. More info here .
Oh yeah, EWH3 is having their AGM on Jan 17. I hear some people like that kennel. Rego/info here.
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Upcoming Trails
Jan 11 -- And Hows Her Bush & Friends
Jan 18 -- Outgoing Mismanagement
Jan 25 -- Incumming Mismanagement
Feb 1 - AHHB -- Vienna
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Hash #1226 – Jan. 4, 2009, 3:00pm – The Happy New Beer's Hash
Hares: Jefe Lengua, Dry Dock, Just Aimee, and a Taster's Choice.
Start: Intersection of Upton St. NW and 40th Pl. NW. (Near Tenleytown-AU) Washington DC.
(Warning – GPS and Google Maps do not show 40th Pl. NW – Use 4100 Wisconsin and go one block west)
Directions:
METRO: (Recommended) Red Line to Tenleytown-AU. Exit to west side of Wisconsin Ave. Walk south (downhill, or to the right as you exit the west side) along Wisconsin Ave. for 0.5 miles to Upton St. Turn right on Upton St. and look for wankers at the end of the block.
Driving: Get yourself to Wisconsin Ave. If driving in from the north, turn right on Van Ness Ave, then take the first left (after the McDonalds parking lot) onto 40th Pl. If driving from the south, turn left on Van Ness Ave and then take the first left (behind the McDonalds parking lot) onto 40th Pl. Park along 40th, Upton, or Van Ness. Look for wankers in the park area.
Misc: Trail is A-A. Trail will have moderate shiggy. Flashlight or headlamp recommended. Clumsy or dull-witted hashers may want to bring dry shoes. Both walkers' and runners' trails are dog friendly but not stroller friendly.
OnOnOn: The Dancing Crab/Malt Shop 4615 Wisconsin Ave NW Washington, DC 20016 (202) 244-9733?
Specials: 3$ off pitchers of beer (Miller/Bud, Sierra Nevada, Hefeweizen, Stout)