holiday party and wh4 trails 1288 & 1289 Oh my!

Hello wankers!  Time is running down for 2009 mismanagment, so please cum help us celebrate our year of screwing things up completely!  The shindig is Saturday night at Hunan One in Clarendon.  There will be an open bar (*good* beer, house wine and rail liquor), a light buffet to munch on, a private party room and dancing!  There will also be scantily-clad zombie elves and goth santas.  The cost is only $40 at the door, and I'm sure if you work at it you can get your money's worth.  Details can be found on the WH4 web page: http://whitehousehash.com/

On to the trail news...

Holiday Party recover trail  (see below for afternoon "real" trail):

White House Hash House Harriers (WH4) – Trail No: 1288

 

Date: Sunday, January 24th 2010

 

Time: Hares away at 11:00am ~ Pack away at 11:05am (give me a break!! It's a 'hangover' hash!!), however… the 'Bar' is open at TEN (eat your heart out… MVH3!!)

 

Hare(s):  Hosts: Spinal Tap and Hasher Humper ~ Hares: Slurpee and Tooth Fairy

Theme (if any): The Holiday Party Hangover Hash

 

Cost: $ 5.00

 

Start: Spinal Tap's and Hasher Humper's Abode (or is it… Hasher Humper's and Spinal Tap's Abode? I think it depends on which one is paying!!)

 

4101 David Lane, Alexandria, 22311

 

Directions:

Metro…
Sorry… check back next week!!

 

Driving:

From the I-395…
Get yourself to the I-395. Take EXIT 4 for the Seminary Road (if cumming from Washington, DC keep right at the fork, follow signs for Seminary Road, West and merge onto Seminary Road and if cumming from the south turn left toward Seminary Road, West). Continue on Seminary Road for approx. .7 mile and take a LEFT onto Fillmore Avenue ~ Take the 3rd RIGHT onto N. Chambliss Street ~ Take the 1st LEFT onto Dawes Avenue ~ and finally… take the 1st RIGHT onto David Lane.

 

4101 David Lane, Alexandria, 22311

 

Look for wankers in the backyard drinking Mimosas and Bloody Mary's.

 

Otherwise…

There are many other alternate routes… Find your way to Seminary Road between George Mason Drive and I-395. Click on the link to find directions: 4101 David Lane, Alexandria, 22311

 

 

Miscellaneous: Live Trail, as usual, and it's A to A or A to A' or A to B (Bag Vehicle will be provided… unless it's NOT!!).

 

Dog Friendly Factor: Leave them at home… dogs don't drink!!

 

Stroller Friendly Factor: Leave them at home… babies don't drink!!

Final disclaimer: Bring dry clothes and shoes for the afternoon trail!! You won't need them for THIS trail!! And bring any and all young female virgins!!

 


Hash 1289 – Forest Hills, DC -- January 24, 2010 3:00 pm

 

Hares:  Semen on the Pew, Harem Scarem, Happy on His Knees and the Pimp of Sarajevo

 

Cost:  $5

 

Start:  Park at the interesction of 32nd Street/Linnean Ave and Broad Branch Road/Nevada Ave, NW

 

D-erections:

 

Driving:   Get directions to this location:  http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103181924481272220644.00047d7a254c4a1e64d86&ll=38.959425,-77.063341&spn=0.007475,0.02105&z=16  Look for wankers and hash.

 

 

Public Transit: It's about 1.3 miles from the Van Ness/UDC Metro Station (Red Line).  Exit east side and walk north on Connecticut Ave (towards Calvert Woodley Liquor) for about three quarters of a mile.  At the interesction with Nebraska Ave, NW, take  a right and walk down Nebraska about a quarter mile to the interesection with Nevada Ave NW.  Turn right on Nevada Ave and follow till it becomes Broad Branch, at the intersection with 32nd St, NW.  Look for wankers and hash.

 

Misc:  Trail is  A to A'.  Bring dry clothes and shoes.

Dog Friendly Factor:  Tough dog friendly

Stroller Friendly Factor:   Not very friendly

 

OnOnOn:

Comet Pizza and Ping Pong

5037 Connecticut Ave, NW

Wasshington, DC  20008

(202) 364-0404

 

Specials: $2.50 cans of PBR and $19 pitchers of micro-brews, plus ping pong; that's pretty special!



PTFO,
Tranny



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