The White House Hash House Harriers
A drinking club with a running problem
Hash 1278 – National Harbor/Oxon Hill, MD – November 15
Just a few short announcements before I get started with the trail news.
First: Stop complaining about trails and sign up to hare them. Maybe then you will get a full understanding on how much time hares put into their trails for you. Look at the hareline for available dates. Hint: 29 November through infinity is all available.
Second: The little blue box on the website. Please do not use this as your only means to get trail information. If it is not updated, click on the details link or select a date on the right side of the page. Sometimes your hare razor has technical difficulties with keeping her box updated.
Third: Tis the time to honor our veteran's. Because of this, Help Me I'm Wet would like to invite us to the VFW in Great Falls on Friday 13, November. She has some friends from out of town she would like us all to meet. See details below in hash events.
Fourth: Sign up for the EWH3 AGM. According to their hare razor, there are 65 people registered and most are NOT EWH3 hashers. Let's out number them. Details below.
Trail news:
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Upcumming Trails
Nov 22 – No Name N'yet and other Russian Females
Nov 29 – Need Hares
Dec 06 – Need Hares
Dec 13 – Need Hares
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Hash 1278 – National Harbor/Oxon Hill, MD – November 15
Hares: French Toasted, Electric Slide, Tooth Fairy, and Slurpee
Cost: $5
Start: Oxon Hill Park and Ride
D-erections: Take 495 to National Harbor exit 2A. The exit will split, follow exit towards Harbor View Dr. At light make a left onto Oxon Hill Road. Take first right into park and ride. Look for wankers in the far left corner of the park and ride.
Miscellaneous: Trail is A – A and is not stroller friendly. Walkers and runners will need a change of clothes and shoes. A flashlight is not necessary; we will be done with trail way before dark. It is going to be 70 and sunny on Sunday so bring a chair and hope for a long fun circle.
OnOnOn:
Frank's Sports Pub Restaurant
6308 Livingston Rd
Oxon Hill, MD 20745
(301) 839-3446
Hash Events:
Veterans Day (Help Me I'm Wet and out of town friends)
On Friday the 13th, we're going to the VFW in Great Falls to honor all Vets (and just because it's a cool place to go). Will run a bit @ 4:30 (at least to the Falls ) and come on back for my favorite kind of beer - cheap! :) Please come meet my friends and join us!!!
The VFW is looking for new members too, and the whole club is run by hashers. Bring your DD214 if you're interested. You have to be a veteran of a foreign war to become a member. Directions to VFW below...
The VFW is on MacArthur Blvd inside the Great Falls Md National Park. From Tysons Corner, head north on I-495. Immediately after crossing into VA, exit west on Clara Barton Parkway. Come to a T intersection and turn left onto MacArthur Blvd. Continue on MacArthur into the Park. First, and only, building on your right is the VFW.
EWH3 Tenth Anniversary Event (See details below)
December 4
Plagiarized Note about EWH3 birthday:
Can you believe it? Everyday is Wednesday Hash House Harriers will be 10 years old! Come give EWH3 a great big birthday spanking December 3rd and 4th!
Everyday is Wednesday H3 presents the Patrick Swayze / John Hughes Memorial Homecumming: Celebrating 10 Years of Hashing in DC!
PARTY Details!
When: Friday, December 4, 2009, 7:00 PM Till Whenever…
Where: "Kenneth H. Nash" American Legion Post 8
Located at 3rd and D Sts. SE, Two Blocks from the Capitol South Metro
Cost: $20 through November 1, 2009, $25 Nov 1 though 28 Nov, $30 after Nov 28
* First 150 Guaranteed Kick-Ass Giveaways
Why: To celebrate 10 Years of EWH3 Hashing in the DC Area and a Chance to Live Out Your
Sick Sick Fantasy as Your Favorite 80s Teen Movie Character
You will also have the opportunity to buy an EWH3 10th Anniversary T-shirt for $20. T-shirts will be Black, Long Sleeve Techies (Design forthcumming) .
REGISTRATION FORM at www.EWH3.com click on the Birthday Cake! Can't Find Pu$$y in a Haystack will also be collecting regos at the Thursday hashes.