Hash 1275 – West Springfield, VA – November 01, 3:00 PM – The “S.H.*.T. H3 Invasion on White House” Trail

Congratulations to all our Marine Corps Marathon runners.  What a fantastic accomplishment!  A special thanks to all those who participated in the beer check – job well done.

 

This week White House Hash House Harriers will be invaded by So Happy Its Tuesday Hash House Harriers.  Come out and see what it is like to run a SHIT trail. 

 

Trail news:

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Upcumming Trails

Nov 01 – Busch InBev, No Name N'Yet, You Goat Girl and a few more S.H.*.T. H3 hares

Nov 08 – Gay Rod and Friends – Great Falls, VA

Nov 15 – French Toasted, Electric Slide, Tooth Fairy, and Slurpee – National Harbor

Nov  22 – No Name N'yet

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Hash 1275 – West Springfield, VA – November 01, 3:00 PM – The "S.H.*.T. H3 Invasion on White House" Trail

 Hares:  Busch InBev, No Name N'Yet, You Goat Girl and a few more S.H.*.T. H3 hares

Theme:  The "S.H.*.T. H3 Invasion on White House" Trail

Cost:  $5

 Start:  In front of: 8726 – 8728 Morressette Drive, West Springfield, VA  22152

 D-erections: 

 Metro…
Take Metro to… Oops!! I forgot!! The S.H.*.T. hashers are BIG KIDS… We drive!!

Driving:
From the Beltway…
Get yourself to the Beltway (I-495). Take EXIT 54A for the Braddock Road, West (if coming from the Outer Loop… take a RIGHT onto Braddock Road at the end of the ramp). Continue on Braddock Road for approx. 1.0 mile and take a LEFT onto Southhampton Drive, continue for approx. 1.2 miles and take a LEFT onto River Road, cross over the railroad tracks and take a LEFT onto Morressette Drive. Turn LEFT into the parking lot and look for wankers milling around.

If you miss Southhampton Drive…  take a LEFT onto Burke Lake Drive then your first LEFT onto Rolling Road. Continue on Rolling Road for approx. 1.0 mile. After you cross over the railroad tracks and take a LEFT onto Morressette Drive. Turn LEFT into the parking lot and look for wankers milling around.

Alternately… if you're cumming from I-395 South:

You can take EXIT 1B for Old Keene Mill Road… follow Old Keen Mill Road for approx. 2.8 miles and take a RIGHT onto Rolling Road… and continue on Rolling Road for approx. 1.3 miles. Take a RIGHT onto Morressette. Turn LEFT into the parking lot and look for wankers milling around.

Miscellaneous: Live Trail, as usual for S.H.I.T., and it's A to A' (meaning… that it's long enough you can leave your sh*t in the cars!! Translated… NO BAG VEHICLE and NO SHUTTLES!!).

Dog Friendly Factor: Tough dogs only… hummm… Tough hashers for that matter!!

Stroller Friendly Factor: Check with Hares

Final disclaimer… bring dry clothes and shoes (r*nners and walkers) and any FEMALE RUSSIAN VIRGINS you have in your closet!! (hummm… WAIT!! Okay… the virgin(s) can be 'wet'!!)

 

OnOnOn:

Kilroy's (www.kilroys.com)                 

5250 Port Royal Road ~ Springfield, VA  22151-2117

 Phone: 703.321.7733

Directions (from "Start"):

Take a RIGHT onto Rolling Road. Continue on Rolling Road for approx. 1.0 mile and take a RIGHT onto Burke Lake Drive then your first RIGHT onto Braddock Road. Continue on Braddock Road toward the Beltway and take a RIGHT onto Port Royal Road.

Specials: TBA (besides… who needs specials when "Slurpee" is 'special' enough!!)

Hash Events:

 

LVHHH Red Dress Run (http://lasvegashhh.com/index.cfm?page=reddress).

October 31

 

EWH3 Tenth Anniversary Event (See details below)

December 4

 

Plagiarized Note about EWH3 birthday:

 

Can you believe it?  Everyday is Wednesday Hash House Harriers will be 10 years old!  Come give EWH3 a great big birthday spanking December 3rd and 4th!

 

Everyday is Wednesday H3 presents the Patrick Swayze / John Hughes Memorial Homecumming: Celebrating 10 Years of Hashing in DC!

 

PARTY Details!

 

When: Friday, December 4, 2009, 7:00 PM Till Whenever…

 

Where: "Kenneth H. Nash" American Legion Post 8

Located at 3rd and D Sts. SE, Two Blocks from the Capitol South Metro

 

Cost: $20 through November 1, 2009, $25 Nov 1 though 28 Nov, $30 after Nov 28

* First 150 Guaranteed Kick-Ass Giveaways

 

Why: To celebrate 10 Years of EWH3 Hashing in the DC Area and a Chance to Live Out Your

Sick Sick Fantasy as Your Favorite 80s Teen Movie Character

 

You will also have the opportunity to buy an EWH3 10th Anniversary T-shirt for $20. T-shirts will be Black, Long Sleeve Techies (Design forthcumming) .

 

 

REGISTRATION FORM at www.EWH3.com click on the Birthday Cake!  Can't Find Pu$$y in a Haystack will also be collecting regos at the Thursday hashes.



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