The White House Hash House Harriers
A drinking club with a running problem
Hash #1208 -- Sept 1, 2008, 3:00pm -- The Labor Day Trail
Hash #1208 -- Sep 1, 2008, 3:00pm -- the LaborUnion hash
Hares: Gay Guy Counter, Jefe Lengua, Squeeky, Just Catherine
Cost: $5
Start: Gallery Place-Chinatown Metro / Mt. Vernon Square
D-erections:
Metro: Metro to Gallery Place-Chinatown. Walk North on 7th to H st. Turn Left on H. See the big parking lot on your right at 11th? Yeah, that's the one. Go to the art walk. Find wankers. If you don't see any wankers, check your watch. If it's after 6pm, you're too late. Metro to Union Station to meet us at the On On On.
Metro to Metro Center. Walk North on 12th to H st. Turn right on H. See the big parking lot on your left at 11th? Yeah, that's the one. Go to the art walk. Find wankers. If you don't see any wankers, check your watch. If it's after 6pm, you're too late. Metro to Union Station to meet us at the On On On.
Driving: Why don't you think about using public transportation? If not, get yourself a map to the intersection of 11th and H St. NW
Misc: Trail is A to B. Bag vehicle will be provided. Bring dry shoes, 2 condoms, $4.37 in exact change, a candy bar, one Q-tip, and a change of clothes. Clean underwear is recommended, if you plan to wear any.
OnOnOn: Dubliner, 520 N. Capitol St.
Specials: $3 bottles of: Sam Summer Ale, Sam White Ale, Dos Equis, Hook & Ladder
Porn To Fail Birthday Trail
DATE: Sunday, August 31st at 2 PM
LOCATION:
Adjacent to LDS Church at 6219 Villa Street Alexandria, VA off Franconia Road 1 block from Van Dorn Street
DIRECTIONS:
From the South:
Take 95 North to exit 169A toward VA 644 East, Franconia Road. Continue straight at stop light onto Spring Mall Road. Turn left onto Frontier Dr. Turn right onto Franconia Road and follow Franconia Road for approximately 2 miles and turn right onto Villa Street (3rd right after Beulah Road).
From the North, East, or West:
Get your butt to the 495 Beltway and take exit 173 to South Van Dorn Street (VA 613). Turn right onto South Van Dorn Street and follow it approximately .7 miles then turn right onto Franconia Road (VA 644) west. Make immediate left onto to Villa Street.
HARES: Porn To Fail, Tour duh Whore, Buddhi Jump-Her, Running Bare
Additional Info: It may be a good idea to bring a flashlight even though it will be mid-afternoon. (Hint, Hint). Dry change of clothes will not be necessary but shoes and socks will. Stroller friendly work-around will be provided by hares.
There will be a cookout after the trail is concluded. Hares are providing hamburgers, hot dogs, chicken tenders, veggie burgers and a keg of Yeungling. It is requested that you bring a dish to share.
Please let one of the hares know if you plan to attend so that they can have sufficient food and beer.
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It's time to PARRRTTTYYY!!!!!
EVITE LINK: http://www.evite.com/app/publicUrl/WGOCQQHMGTOLAJDISQVC/agm2008
Make sure you sign in as yourself, not someone else and/or not the entire hash, just you!
We're celebrating another year of SH*T and want you to join us! This year we have a whole weekend of debauchery planned. Cum for the AGM and stay for the night! * Permanently Screwed has a huge-ass field to crash in and we're going to party until the cows come home! MOOOOO! Then, we're going to crash in our tents and sleep it off until morning when we'll get up, grab some breakfast munchies and try to remember what we did the night before - all while getting ready for OTH's trail right down the street that afternoon! Whooo-frickin'-hoo!!!
*Overnight stay not required - you can party with us for the day and then head home to your warm little beds in the suburbs (or city) that night.
Please arrange for a sober driver or bring a tent just in case.
DETAILS:
September 6-7, 2008
Permanently Screwed's house in Lorton, VA
(Scroll out when you click this link to see the actual area)
Sign in starts at 1pm
Kegs tapped at 2pm
Hares away at 3pm
After party starts when trail is over (somewhere around 7pm)
COST: $25, limit 100 people! You are not officially registered until payment is received!
Payment Option #1: Show up to a SH*T hash and sign up with our lovely sign-in ladies.
Payment Option #2: Click the PayPal link here or in the evite, sign in to PayPal, click the send money tab, type the following:
To: hashcash@sohappyhash.com
Amount: 25.00
For: Services/Other
Then click 'Continue'
Scroll to the bottom of that page and under 'Email to Recipient' and type in the 'Message' section your
NERD NAME AND HASH NAME, then click 'Send Money.'
WHAT YOU GET:
Beer (duh), Toe tag, Awesome giveaway, Great trail, Shot checks, Yummy dinner (pig roast!), A reprisal of last year's Wheel of Misfortune!!,
Breakfast munchies, Quality time with SH*T-ty people, Music and dancing, Silly games, Beer (duh), Crash space (lawn)
OTHER THINGS TO BRING:
Your usual hash stuff plus camp chair, BUG SPRAY, tent and sleeping bag (if spending the night), BUG SPRAY, dancing shoes, etc...
Oh - and BUG SPRAY.
WHAT NOT TO BRING:
No Dogs: The homeowner has one and has requested you leave yours at home.
No glass containers: Drunken people drop stuff and we don't want glass everywhere.
Questions? Send a note to the So Happy Yahoo Group or any member of Mismanagement.
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