Hash #1207 -- Aug 25, 2008, 6:30pm -- The Brew Crew Hash
In honor of these week's Impending victory over EWH3 at Olympdics,
some "inspirational" quotes.
"I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style.
Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever."
GM: Mr. RA!
RA: Yes, sir?
GM: You're aware of the name of this Hash, aren't you Mr. RA?
RA: Very aware, sir!
GM: It bears a proud name, doesn't it, Mr. RA?
RA: Very proud, sir!
GM: It represents fine people.
RA: Very fine people, sir!
GM: Who run in for an outstanding Hash.
RA: Outstanding, sir!
GM: In the greatest country in the entire world.
RA: In the entire world, sir!
GM: And what is that name, Mr. RA?
RA: White House, sir!
GM And what do we say?
GM, RA: Go White House!
All: F*ck EWH3!
"It's the bottom of the 9th, the score is tied its time for the big one. "
"Do you realize that if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?"
Enough already,
I need to go hare a trail for the little kiddy hash!
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Hash O'Limp Dicks
THIS Saturday,
August 23rd at 3pm near Virginia Square Metro
We need as MANY White House Hashers as we can get to compete in such games as the FRB race and the 1 liter down down. Just show up and we'll take volunteers for individual events.
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The Beer Fairy Legal Defense Fund
You've all heard the stories, now the financial reality has set in.
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Hash #1207 -- Aug 25, 2008, 6:30pm -- The Brew Crew presents Beers of the World
Hares: Snap Crackle Poop, Wookin Pa Nub, A Salt My Ass, Louisville Sucker, Dyke Tyson, Easy Like Sunday Morning, Please Step Away From The Whores, Shamrock Your Cock, Beer Fairy, And How's Her Bush, Coin Operated, Runs With Bulls, Marco Homo and more Brew Crew
Brew Crew: most of the above mentioned bastards
Cost: $5
Start: Francis Scott Key Memorial Park at the corner of M Street and Key Bridge
D-erections:
Metro: Orange Line to Rosslyn, walk over the Key Bridge.
Driving: Are you kidding? This is a Brew Crew Trail. You don't want to drive. But if you must drive, google directions to M Street NW and 34th Street NW Washington DC
Misc: Numerous beverage checks. BRING A FLASHLIGHT. The sun is going down early and there are no street lights over much of the trail, walkers too. PI factor moderate, walkers too.
OnOnOn: Rhino Bar and Pumphouse,
3295 M Street NW Washington DC
Specials: $8 Pitchers of Miller Lite, Bud Light and Sierra Nevada. $10 Pizzas. 25 cent wings.
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Hannibal Smith
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