Hash #1206 -- Monday, August 18th, 2008, 6:30pm - The "Like a Virgin" hash

 
What is going on at the White House Hash?
 (if you showed UP more often, you would know)
 
 
Beer Mile
Its this Friday night!
August 15th
Sign in at 6:45, race at 7!
 
Directions: Location near U-Street/Cardoza Metro Station – Take the Green/Yellow line to U-Street/Cardoza Metro Station, use the 10th street exit and follow the chalk marks to the facility (10-15 minute walk, about .4 miles from the metro).  Please note, last year's facility will not be used, this is a different location.
 
What is Beer Mile?
 
The White House Hash will be competing in the 2008 Beer Mile as the first leg of the Hash O'Limp Dicks (more about that in a moment)  We need all our fast and/or drunken loyal members to come out and run for a good cause - BRAGGING RIGHTS.  Both Men and woman compete, its 4 laps and 72 ounces of beer.  There is NO LIMIT to the number of people we can enter in this thing, so EVERYONE - bring a six pack of beer and your best costume (costumes not required) .
 
Email  haystackewh3@gmail.com so we have a guestimate of how much puke to expect
 
*Insert joke here about PIO being Mark Spitz and O.B. being Michael Phelps*
 
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The Beer Fairy Legal Defense Fund
 
You've all heard the stories, now the financial reality has set in.
Check out www.whitehousehash.com for details and on how you can help.
 
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Hash O'Limp Dicks
 
Saturday, August 23rd at 3pm near Virginia Square Metro
(details on the DC fullmoon website - http://www.dchashing.com/community/fmh3/)
 
We need as MANY White House Hashers as we can get to compete in such games as the FRB race and the 1 liter down down.  Just show up and we'll take volunteers for individual events.
 
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Can anyone tell me what an "Interhash" is?
 
Its an event where all the kennels from a given area come together and have one big, fun hash.  All the same drinking, hooking up, and r*nning of our usual hash, but this time, in a NEW location, with NEW people, and hopefully you'll learn something NEW about hashing.
 
Virginia Interhash is the CLOSEST and CHEAPEST Interhash you are gonna find ...
 
Sign up and get details at ...
http://web.me.com/bashburn8/VAIHXV/VAIH_XV_Home.html
 
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Hash #1206 -- Aug 18, 2008, 6:30pm -- the "Like a Virgin" hash 
 
Hares:  No Child Left Behind, Fluffer No Butther, Eat Your Vegetables, Jack Off Lantern
 
Brew Crew: C : Enter/Hot Lunch

Cost: $5
 
Start: 11650 Nebel St.  The abandoned office building on the corner of Nebel and Marinelli.  
 
D-erections:
 
   Metro: Red Line to White Flint.  Exit, go left down Marinelli past the parking garages to Nebel.  Look for the abandoned building on the SE corner.
 
   Driving: 11650 Nebel St., Rockville, MD.  Take the beltway to 355 and go north.  Right on Marinelli to the end.  There is plenty of street parking on Nebel, free after 7.  The parking lot is still marked for permit parking so fork out a quarter for the meter until 7 so you won't risk being towed from the lot.

 
Misc: Suburban shiggy (soccer moms in mini vans), water possible so bring dry shoes.  Bring a flash light.
 
OnOnOn: Hank Dietle's
11010 Rockville Pike, Rockville, MD
Voted BEST dive bar in the metro area.
I know we were just there but most of you were still hung over from the camping trip and didn't show up anyway.
 
Specials:  As if their beer isn't cheap enough? 
 
They don't have food but Domino's will deliver and there's fast food near the start and along the way if you want to drive/walk through and bring it with you.
 
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On On to Beer Mile
Cullen Jones


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