Hash #1205 -- Monday, August 11th, 2008, 6:30pm - The "We're not in Kansas (VA) anymore, Toto" Hash
People have told me they want a more "intelligent" rant,
so this week, I present ...
MotorMouth's Theory of Rela-titityFor Men,
The description of the size of a pair of tits is relative to the average of the last 3 pairs of tits he has seen.
B Cup + B Cup + A Cup followed by a C cup is defined as "Huge Titties"
Conversely
D Cup + D Cup + C Cup followed by B Cup is defined as "Tiny Titties"
For Woman
The description of the size of a pair of tits is relative to the speakers own breast size
or as quoted by Sir Mix A Lot
" Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her tits.
They are so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those Hasher guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those Hasher guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her Tits, they're just so big.
I can't believe it's just they're so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just such a Harriette!"
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Virginia Interhash 2008 will be hosted by "The Kennels of Northern Virginia"
(that means "US")
It will be held in Stanardsville, VA on September 26-28
Sign up and get details at ...
http://web.me.com/bashburn8/VAIHXV/VAIH_XV_Home.html
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DC HashO'LimpDicks 2008 is coming up on August 23rd.
Preceeded by the Beer Mile on August 15th.
White House needs YOUR SUPPORT to regain the title of PREMIER DC Hash
(even S.H.I.T. has a team of make and female pukers lined up, complete with Pit Crews)
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Hash #1205 -- Aug 11, 2008, 6:30pm -- The "White House of Maryland (again)" Hash
Hares: "And How's Her Bush" (WH4 & S.H.*.T. H3), "Fey Lay" (DCH4), "Slowman" (BAH3) and "No Name N'Yet" (MVH3)
Brew Crew: Stop the Erection & RU-469
Cost: $ 5.00
Start: Glenmont Metro
D-erections:
Metro: Glenmont Metro and follow chalk to start.
Driving: FROM THE BELTWAY: Find yourself to the Capital Beltway / Interstate 495, North (toward Rockville). Continue on the beltway into Maryland and take EXIT 31A for MD-97 / Georgia Avenue, North (toward Wheaton). Glenmont Metro station will be approx. 3½ miles from the beltway.
Misc: If you're parking at metro… you're paying, so… take metro!!
OnOnOn: Stained Glass Pub (adjacent to the metro station)
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OnOn to "Captain and Coke" Mile Training
MotorMouth