Hash #1204 -- Monday, August 4th, 2008, 6:30pm - The Topless and Bottomless hash
You all think I'm SO TALKATIVE.
But writing you an only "R" rated Diary every week is HARD WORK!
I have to leave out all the X rated stuff
(which excludes MOST of the camping trip)
I have to be funny without using any of Gay Guy Counter's jokes
(what am I talking about, he's in VEGAS for god's sake)
I have to NOT piss of the ABC by mentioning any illegal activities
Does anyone else want this job?
Bueller? Bueller?
DAMMIT!
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The Good, The Bad and the Ugly of the Camping trip
The Good: We gave out a lot of Demerit badges. That means lots of topless keg stands, lots of women doing the elephant walk, and lots of fire jumping.
The Bad: We gave out a lot of Demerit badges to DUDES. That means too many naked keg stands and too many men doing the elephant walk
The Ugly: We gave out a Lifetime UnderAchievement Demerit badge for Firejumping - well, attempted fire jumping
We want to thank ALL the volunteers, ALL the Mismanagement, and most of all YOU, our adoring fans, who make trips like this possible.
Without your support, we'd all just be a bunch of EWH3'ers who never leave DC.
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DC HashO'LimpDicks 2008 is coming up on August 23rd.
Preceeded by the Beer Mile on August 15th.
White House needs YOUR SUPPORT to regain the title of PREMIER DC Hash
(even S.H.I.T. has a team of make and female pukers lined up, complete with Pit Crews)
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Earlier this year, a team of DC area hashers fashioned the idea of
publishing a professional monthly magazine, to showcase the world of
the Hash House Harriers. Modest in the concept, the initial plan was
to focus on Eastcoast hashing kennels.
For more about these articles and many others, visit our website:
www.ononmagazine.com. There you can subscribe to the magazine online
through Authorize.Net, a trusted and secure leader in Online Shopping.
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Hash #1204 -- Monday, August 4th, 2008, 6:30pm - The 69th Annual Tit and Snatch Hash
Hares: Tit-ly Winks, Snatch Shot, Tit-ka-Boob, and maybe a mystery Snatch
Brew Crew: Please Step Away/Coin Operated
Cost: $5
Start: Eastern Market Metro, 701 Pennsylvania Avenue SE
D-erections: From White House, get on Pennsylvania Ave going SE. Link to map: http://tinyurl.com/67wnvn
OnOnOn: Penn Ave Pour House, 319 Pennsylvania Ave SE
Specials: $5 Wings & $12 Miller Lite Buckets
MISC: Dog and stroller friendly, minimal PI, urban shiggy. Always be safe and wear your helmet.
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Virginia Interhash 2008 will be hosted by "The Kennels of Northern Virginia"
(that means "US")
It will be held in Stanardsville, VA on September 26-28
Rego, Prices and Websites will be forthcoming
SAVE THE DATE!
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OnOn to Nittany Valley's 1050th run
What Can Brown Do for You
(or was I renamed on the camping trip again?)
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