The hare razor legally denies all accountability for this week's trail.
This includes but is not limited to: The pack getting lost, damaged, or prostituted by pimps.
All shoe sucking mud, skin tearing thorns, poison ivy, poison oak, poisonous snakes,
circus midgets, water hazards, mine fields, paper cuts, private property, packs of wolves,
bad beer checks, Cliffs of Insanity, mythical creatures, tourists and their affiliated children,
officers of the law, grumpy senior citizens, drunk fraternity boys, 1.21 gigawatts of electricity,
Robin Williams, and jello shots are the assumed responsibility of the hares for said trail.
The hare razor reserves the right to deny any and all accountability and is not limited to
claiming to never have known the offending hares.
Please seek proper legal representation before attempting to run this trail.

Hash #1195   -- Monday, June 30, 2008, 6:30pm - The Turrets Syndrome Hash

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/neighborhoods/guide/show/turrets-syndrome
 
Hares: Semen on the Pew, Tasters Choice, Second Cumming, Meat Lover
 
Cost: $5
 
Start: New York Ave Metro (Red Line), Florida Ave exit, 2nd and N St, NE
 
D-erections:
From Virginia:  Take I-395 North till it ends at New York Ave.  Turn right onto New York Ave and stay in the right lane.  Just after you cross over North Capitol St, take a right onto N St, NE.  The New York Ave Metro Station is straight ahead.  Look for parking on 1st St NE across from Ibiza, or on 3rd St, NE (other side of train tracks).
 
From Maryland:  Take New York Ave into the City.  Take a right onto Florida Ave, and then your first left onto 1st St, NE.  Cross New York Ave and look for parking on 1st St NE across from Ibiza, or on 3rd St, NE (other side of train tracks).
Metro: New York Ave/Flordia Ave/Gallaudet Metro Station (Red Line) Florida Ave exit, 2nd and N St, NE
Misc:  A to A' trail, Turkey-Eagle split (no dogs on Eagle trail), urban shiggy, walker trail is stroller-friendly.
 
OnOnOn: Pap and Petey's http://papandpeteys.com/
                421 H St, NE
                Washington, DC  20002
                (202) 546-JAZZ
 
Specials:  $2 cans of Schlitz, 2 hot dogs w/chips - $3.00