Hash #1194 -- Monday, June 23, 2008, 6:30pm – The Mystery Hares Celebrate Mellow's Bday Hash
I'm tired!
My legs are sore.
They are cut up,
I probably have PI.
Ask Slurpee about the ticks
Tour duh Hash is meant as a whirlwind tour of the DC Hashing community.
So what have we learned on our travels so far?
We started with Mount Vernon
who, when they list 3pm as a start time, they don't actually mean 3:45 like White house!
they had 10 beers and 5 waters at their beverage check (there were 80+ people on the runners trail)
But they ended in Wanks with Wolves backyard with a BBQ, and wine (Drip Dry says thank you) and misc alcohol for shots.
OTH also appears to know how tell time (so I missed the start)
they have these "little people" that run with them
they look a lot like some of the hashers, but half the size (and they don't drink beer)
White House decided to demonstrate "urban shiggy"
which is really funny when the OTH guys don't know how to zen around the FRB traps
"Best Beer Check Ever" the hares said - actually it did kick ass - on the top parking deck overlooking Nationals Park
ofcourse, half the pack was turned away by the police, and half of the people on the roof didn't get beer because we were worried about the cops, so maybe not "best"
SH*T decided to up their shiggy level to true TDH levels
more water, and briars, and SWIMMING then any trail so far.
(not sure if that is a compliment or not)
Despite what you might have heard,
the SH*T police escort still didn't compare to EWH3's light & sound show from SE DC's Finest!
Tonight is Great Falls
And for all of you paying attention at home
"Forever more and throughout the world of hashing - except Great Falls, F* them"
is BECAUSE Great Falls doesn't acknowledge hash names given by outside hashes
you need to run 100 hashes with them to get named
(And How's Her Bush was so PROUD when they allowed him into their cult)
They are running in Ashburn tonight.
Direction are, drive out to West Bumfuck and turn right.
EWH3 will show us how a bunch of PhD's with too much energy get really dumb and lazy and can't solve a check when more then 100 of them are together.
There might be a full moon, some Baltimore-Annapolis Hashing and some DCH4 hashing coming up (not to be confused with DCH3 - you need a penis to run with them - LITERALLY)
I hope everyone enjoyed this stroll down Tour Duh Hash Memory Lane
We now return you to your rant,
already in progress ...
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This was gonna be a NICE FRIENDLY trail news.
Until I found out that we are BANNED from Finn MacCool's after Monday's OnOnOn.
Are you serious???
Sex in the bathroom wasn't enough at the holiday party?
We got another chance and a few people ruin it for the entire hash!
(Assume that to mean all DC area hashes, not just White House)
People felt the need to bring in their own beer?
Try to walk out of the bar with beer?
and server themselves from the tap?
People!
Seriously!
This could be the most hash friendly bar in DC and you are not gonna get away with this stuff.
These aren't special rules,
they are true in every bar in the DC Area.
(you're not hashing in Kansas anymore Dorothy!)
Every bar we lose (Finn, Jackie Lee, Royal Lee) is one less bar that the hash can find that will serve us.
This is EVERYONE'S RESPONSIBILITY.
If you see it happening,
stop it before we all have to pay!
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The next White House Hash will signify the return to normalcy
(if you can call it that)
And we are doing that by not telling you who is haring!
Hares will pre-lay
Run with the pack - incognito
Sweep
and, if we are lucky, identify themselves at the end circle.
Even I am not really sure who will be laying the flour.
Come out and see if this is a cluster,
or a fun way to keep the pack guessing.
Plus,
if you've already done 9 days of TDH,
what's one more???
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Hash #1194 -- Monday, June 23, 2008, 6:30pm – The Mystery Hares Celebrate Mellow's Bday Hash
Hares: You Get To Guess!
Brew Crew: Hot Lunch & The Nub-inator
Cost: $5
Start: Parking Structure over I-66 next to Washington-Lee H.S. between Quincy & Stafford
D-erections:
East on I-66, exit at Fairfax Dr/Glebe Rd. Go straight until you reach Stafford St. by the Metro/Hilton and the IHOP. Left
on Stafford, Go 4 blocks and turn right onto 15th St. Go 1/12 blocks and turn right into Parking structure. Park & hash.
Or west on I-66, exit at Glebe Rd. Turn right on Glebe. Go one block to 15th Street. Turn right onto 15th Street. Go 5+ blocks and turn
right into Parking Structure. Park & hash.
Or go west on Lee Hwy to Quincy Street which is where the Toyota and Honda dealers are. Turn left onto Quincy and go to 15th Street. Turn right and go
1/2 block and turn left into Parking structure. Park & hash.
Or go west on Washington Blvd. to Quincy Street. Turn right onto Quincy and cross I-66. Turn left onto 15th St. and go 1/2 block and
turn left into Parking structure. Park & hash.
Metro: Ballston Metro - Exit Metro and go straight ahead to Stafford at IHOP. Left on Stafford, go 4 blocks and turn right into parking lot driveway just past new W & L H.S or go over bridge and turn right at 15th St. Go 1/12 blocks and turn right into Parking structure and hash
Misc: A to A' trail, PI is always a factor, no dogs are wimpy, walker trail is stroller-friendly, it's Mellows Bday!
OnOnOn: Buffalo D's Sports Bar and Grill, 4221 N Fairfax D 703 465 8888 www.buffads.com
Specials: TBD
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