Hash #1193 -- June 16, 2008, 6:30pm -- Tour Duh Hash Leg #3

 
Not a rant,
just something that makes you go ...
"Thank GOD I live in DC"
 
Tour Duh Hash
 
Most cities in the world have a hash.
Some even run more then once a month.
DC is one of the few places that has a DAILY hash
Not only that, but MULTIPLE OPTIONS for trails on some days for all you "Bad Dog" Types.
 
Its that time of year again to prove your metal!
The 2nd Anal "Tour Duh Hash"
 
9 hashes in 9 days.
 
Will you complete every leg this year?
Can your legs & liver take it?
 
Those who were crazy/bored/lonely enough to do it all last year,
we salute (laugh at) you
 
3rd Base Cooch
Flaming Unit Jr
Cocktoberfest
Bob Loblaw
Saskatchewsnatch
Nasty Gash
MotorMouth
And Hows Her Bush
Spinal Tap
Hasher Humper
Assault My Ass
Running Bare
Daffy Fuck
The schedule for this year is
 
Date Day Kennel $$ Time Location Web Site
6/14 Sat Mount Vernon $5 10:00 AM Baileys Crossroads website
6/15 Sun Over The Hump $5 2:00 PM Woodbridge website
6/16 Mon White House $5 6:30 PM Eastern Market website
6/17 Tue S.H.I.T $5 6:30 PM Fairfax website
6/18 Wed Great Falls $8 7:00 PM Great Falls website
6/19 Thu Everyday Is Wednesday $5 6:45 PM Pentagon City website
6/20 Fri Full mOOn $15 6:35 PM Arlington, Lee Hwy/Glebe Rd website
6/21 Sat DC Harriettes & Harriers $6 3:00 PM Shady Grove Metro, Derwoood MD website
6/22 Sun Baltimore/Annapolis $5 3:00 PM Greenbelt website
 
 
What songs to other hashes sing?
What traditions do they have ("What's an FRB Flag?", "What do you mean I don't have a hash name until 100 runs?")
Come out and find out!
 
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Sign up for the Camping Trip!!!
 
www.whitehousehash.com
 
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Red Dress Run Registration is OPEN
 
Tickets are $55 until the next 200 people sign up.
 
The date is October 11th, 2008
 
Details @ www.dchashing.com/dcreddress
 
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Hash #1193 -- June 16, 2008, 6:30pm – Tour Duh Hash Leg #3

Hares: Tooth Fairy, Slurpee, Late Nite Drive Thru, Ass Spelunker
 
Cost: $5
 
Start: Eastern Market Metro
 
D-erections:  Take Metro!!!! gas is too expensive and parking is tight
 
Metro: Eastern Market Metro, go up escalators and look for hashers
 
Driving: way too many options to list, however if you must drive, google map the address for Eastern Market Metro which is 701 Pennsylvania Avenue, SE, Washington, DC 20003.
 
Misc:  A to A' trail, No PI, Walkers trail is Dog Friendly, Best beer check of the year!  Hare Birthday celebration.  (HareRaisor's note: This means they will have no recolection of the bar, so take lots of pictures to remind them)
 
OnOnOn: Finn MacCools, 713 8th St SE Washington, DC 20003, http://www.finnmaccoolsdc.com/
 
Specials:  Half priced burgers, happy hour appetizer prices, $3 pints of Yuengling, Leinenkugel's
Sunset Wheat and Miller Lite, double-sized mixed drinks for single-sized price. 
 
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Upcoming Trails
 
Mon, June 23, 6:30 PM     An entire TEAM of Mystery Hares     Balston
Mon, June 30, 6:30 PM     Semen on the Pew, Second Cumming, Taster's Choice, et.al.     New York Ave Metro
Mon, July 7, 6:30 PM     NoMo Memorial Hash
 
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On I've Created a Monster On
"No Package too small"
;-)
 


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