Hash #1191 -- June 2, 2008, 6:30 pm -- Monday Night Lights!
Today's Rant:
In Honor of all the "Spurmos" out there ...
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"Lessons to keep you from dying before you lose your virginity!"
Brought to you by your CAMP MORNINGWOOD! Counselors.
Look both ways before crossing the street. Don't drink beer from a broken glass. Practice safe sex by wearing lots of reflective gear. Sign up for the WH4 JamWHoree at CAMP MORNINGWOOD! Before June 1st to get your discounted price of $89.
Here is a run down of our planned activities for the weekend of July 25-27 2008.
Friday
4pm - the art of tapping a keg (Specializing in Dominion Pale Ale)
Nature walk
Dinner
Karaoke/dancing
Extra curricular activities
Saturday
Breakfast
Nature walk
Lunch
A chance to earn your Water Safety demerit badge
Games
Fish fry provided by Rear End Loader
JamWHoree dance social
Midnight nature walk
Sunday
Breakfast Nature walk
Closing ceremonies
Will you be one of the awardees of the coveted "water safety" demerit badge?
Will you earn your "naturalist" demerit badge?
Which of your friends will earn their "Knot Tieing" demerit badge?
Think you have what it takes to win the "Fire Marshall Bill" award?
Come to the Jam-Whore-e and find out!
Your CAMP MORNINGWOOD! Counselors
Cocky and Dairy Queen
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The White House 1200th run will be at Midnight during the Camping trip.
If you do not participate, you will NOT be getting a demerit badge for it
Yes, its extortion,
but we want to see some of you NAKED!
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Hash #1191 June 2, 2008 at 6:30pm. The First Monday Night Summer Hash
Hares: Dyke Tyson, Jefe Lengua, Peace O' Chum
Brew Crew: Hungry Hungry Homo and One Time at Hand Camp
Cost: $5
Start: Woodside Urban Park, 8800 Georgia Ave, Silver Spring, MD 20910
D-erections:
Metro: Exit Silver Spring Metro, follow chalk to start, look for wankers.
Driving: Google it or follow your GPS! Recommend parking near the
bar, then walk up Georgia Ave about 1/4 mile until you see the park.
You should run into the markings from the metro station. There is a
parking garage by both the metro and the bar, about a block 1/2 from
each other. Some on street parking around the park as well.
Misc: A-A'. Dog friendly. BRING PI BLOCK AND BUG SPRAY!!! Dry shoes.
Both walkers and runners will be shiggilicious.
OnOnOn: McGinty's Public House (UPSTAIRS PART)
Specials: Good food, good beer, and Dyke Tyson will be there, so what more do you need?
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Tour Duh Hash is only 2 weeks away.
Request Time off work NOW!
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